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WHOOPEE LOIS CAUGHT ONE !!!!!


WEDDING INVITATION
LOIS AND JUST CORDIALLY INVITE YOU TO THEIR WEDDING ON JUNE 5TH AT NINE PM IN THE RoOM WHERE THEY MET. LOIS IS A PRETTY FUNNY LADY AND JUST IS A SHORT FAT BROKE GENT WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. SHE SHOWED HIM HERS AND HE SHOWED HER HIS-------- (JOKES) LOL JUST PROPOSED LAST NIGHT BEFORE HE WENT TO BED. LOIS IS ELATED!!! THERE ARE WEDDING BELLS AND ORANGE BLOSSOMS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. AM I NUTS? HELEN S MY FLOWER GIRL. WHO IS GOING TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR OR MY BRIDEMAIDS? JUST AND I WON'T BE LONESOME ANY MORE. HE HAS NO TEETH TO BITE MY APPLES. I CAUGHT THAT CUTE LITTLE FISH---HOOK LINE AND SINKER. GEM SAID THROW HIM BACK----HE'S TOO SMALL. LOL I HOPE HE DOESN'T LEAVE ME AT THE ALTAR. SOMEONE SAID JUST HAD COLD FEET!!! THEY DIDN'T FEEL TOO COLD IN BED LAST NIGHT. OOPS. OMG ~~LOIS~~ we are not lonesome any more. here's our wedding song. we are going with the flo. lol we keep going----------hahahahaha might need batteries and viagra. see you all tonight!!!

THE WEDDING DRESS.
Lois has selected her wedding dress. It is WHITE silk. Yes, i'm a virgin again. Even though my thingy has cobwebs in it. My thingy grew together allowing me to be a virgin again. i am wearing three full petticoats. Just won't be able to find the O so i will give him a map and a flashlight. I am carrying a bouquet of TURNIPS to match the purple and white bridesmaids's dresses. The maid of honor wears purple and the bridesmaids wear light purple. I didn't know whether to wear crotchless or bikini panties so i chose long johns. I am wearing something OLD (my skin) and something NEW, my bigggg ring. (cigar band) something BLUE, my cold legs. My dress has a plunging neck line. (not quite like Jennifer Lopez's. You can see my big APPLES. My dress is FULL to hide my big fanny. (__)(__). OMG. My veil will be attached to a TIERA because i will feel like a QUEEN. My veil will be made out of flannel so just can't see my face until we get to the altar. Don't want him to run away. I'm going to have HOWARD sing because HELEN is my flower girl. I hope i can remember my lines. I DO is hard for me to remember., Maybe, some one could stand by with FLASH cards. After the ceremony is over I will give "Just" a french kiss cuz I'm FRENCH. lol Girls I'm in LUST not LOVE!!! We will not attend the reception as we are in a hurry to go up stairs. (attic) Please, everyone, come to my wedding and bring big PRESENTS. Willie is cooking some fresh ROAD KILL. Ava is bring the WINE. She stomped grapes for a month. MY cousin Ginger will be my maid of honor. I hope Miss Jett, Gem and Marge will be my bride maidS. Myguy can be the usher. the GROOM can pick out his best man and groomsmen. Did I forget anything? Let me know.     Lois Ann. p.s. yes, i have nothing to do but lay in bed and dream all this chit up. hahahahahahahahahaha

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