The Archive of All Time Suckiness


This is the archive of the suckiest fanfics I have found on the Net. Now, here's a warning. If I get the fic from your page and there is nothing that asks that I not take it without permission, I wil NOT ask. If you do have something that says that I please ask, then I will ask. Not to hard. If I get it from an archive and there is something that asks me to ask before I take it, same rules apply. If there isn't, I might ask, I might not. Depends on how much it sucks and if there is an e-mail address.(Oh and if I DO ask and you don't respond within a week, you're free game.) If you ask mne to take it down I will take down only the LINK. I will not take it off the list. People have a right to know which stories suck.This is my e-mail address. Thanks!

The Morning After By: AndrAIa_lover_of_Matrix
Oh, god! Someone hit this girl with a book of good taste, not to mention a spellchecker and grammatik.

Guardian Lust By: Dark Tigeress
AHHHHHH! There is no GOD!

The Return of the Guardian By: Dark Tigeress
This is the most proof I've ever had that God doesn't exist, I'm serious.

Be My Icon Written By: Aelinos
(I asked, she didn't respond.)THIS FIC IS WRONG, GODDAMNIT! Its just wrong...

Compatibility Written By: Timesprite
Maybe its just that I've read one too many "Matrix might love AndrAIa, Matrix thinks he loves AndrAIa, Matrix is afraid he loves AndrAIa" stories. This story is one of those, I don't care what you people think. It made me retch.

Resurrection Written By: System Angel
This girl's got a thesaurus and she's not afraid to use it! It hurt, GOD it hurt!

Infestation Written by:RoeBoot
I struggled through it, it hurt. And the worst part is, its only the first part of a trilogy! Why does everything have to be a GODDAMN trilogy?!