The Revenge Fic

Introduction

I enjoy ReBoot. I also enjoy good ReBoot fanfiction. I emphasize the word good in that sentence because bad ReBoot fanfiction is another story.

I loathe bad ReBoot fanfiction and the people who write it. I have read many fanfics that made me wish that I could smack the writer with a stick. And so I dedicate my fanfiction to every archivist who has had to edit a story before posting it, to every poor creature who has MiSTed a bad ReBoot fanfic and to every fan of ReBoot who has suffered by reading his or her favorite characters mischaracterize. But most of all I dedicate this to four people I highly respect : Julia-Cat (Praise Be!), Hanako Breithaupt, Claire and Bob.

This is my revenge.

I will not give you my name. For out the entirety of this fic I will be known as Evil Demoness. Now, I am using characters that do not belong to me. Most belong to Mainframe Ent. others belong to writers that have no business writing.

These writers put disclaimers saying “Don’t take my characters without my permission.” I have only one thing to say to that. Screw you. In your fanfiction you use characters created and owned by Mainframe Ent. so I will use yours as you have used theirs.

Now I will introduce the characters I will be using tonight.

First I would like to introduce User Guardian One, Jo Ann Montgomery and her lapdog Wild Card. Most know Jo Ann as the author of many fics starring herself and some that don’t. Pixal, her gold and jeweled keytool will also be joining us tonight. With several of those Totem Animals of hers as well.

Next we have Matrix from “Crystal Matrix.” Yes, the infamous User Baby will be joining us tonight also. Matrix will be known throughout the fic as Matrix(CM) so to avoid confusion.

Next we have Phong from “Guardian Lust”. I preapologize to Hanako for doing this to Phong once again, but he had to be included. The DAZE commands will not be joining us tonight.

Also joining us will be Bob and AndrAIa from “The Morning After”. Bob will be wearing black boxers and only black boxers throughout the entirety of this fic. Bob will be known as Bob (MA).

Miyu, vampire princess will be joining us tonight without her little helper ‘Larva’. Unfortunately, only Bob can understand this giggling monstrosity.

The REAL Matrix will be joining us tonight. Yes, trigger-happy, angry, stupid and violent Matrix will be here. A good thing to. A slightly altered Dot will also be joining us. Another Bob will be here also.

Lieutenant Dos from Infection will be joining as will several of the Bugs that used to be in his system, just for kicks.

Hexadecimal and Phong from “Room enough for Life” will be here. Phong will be known as Phong (RL) to avoid confusion. I again apologize to Hanako.

Frisket from “From this Moment On” will be here. Fortunately, you can read his mind.

That is the cast for tonight’s story. Mouse, Enzo and Ray are being spared this fic. They aren’t coming, okay sugah?

Anyway...