Mission: Accomplished

These are some of the action packed missions that the Sniffles have accomplished individually and as a team.

The Great Cheese Escapades of '87
	This strenuous mission was Sport and Oyster's first assignment together and took place in Wisconsin. After a week and a half of intensive research, Pedro Gonzale's counterfeit cheese products company's location was discovered. Assembling a small band of mercenaries, Oyster and Sport raided the hideout. After five truck explosions, Pedro Gonzale was brought to justice.
Chinatown Bust '94
	Mongrel was assigned this task in 1993 but it took a whole year's worth of planning to get the operation underway. The objective was to apprehend an international outlaw in Seoul Korea's Chinatown for lemming smuggling. Mongrel outfitted herself in this stunningly elegant gown and was accompanied by her partner, Pilot. After a glorious firefight and a high speed horse chase, Mongrel and Pilot made it out on top; and their hair still looked as good leaving the ball as it did entering.
Nutmeg's Folly '90
	The Sniffles' Homebase guard Nutmeg. In 1990, a small division of the Russian KGB sought out the Sniffles for revenge from the Tallyhassle Mission in '87. Posing as refigerator repairmen, the KGB went to the front door and rang the doorbell. Nutmeg answered the door; knowing the Sniffle's secret password, the KGB agents succesfully entered into the base. After sabotaging all the equipment in the area and setting explosives all over the place, the agents rushed out after charging Nutmeg twice the normal refigerator repair cost and the base was lost. Nutmeg is still employed with the Sniffles now but was sent back to basic training for a month.
Muerte the fish
	Muerte the fish, in 1993, accompanied Nitwit along to Siberia in an attempt to aquire some information on Cuba's president/dictator Fidel Castro. Flying from Miami Florida, Muerte had quite a ride. Arriving in Siberia, Nitwit and Muerte were jumped by a pack of Siberian wolf hounds. As Nitwit clung to life after being ruffed up by the wolves, Muerte saved Nitwit's life by fighting off the hounds. Muerte and Nitwit proceeded to crack into the Cuban embassy (Muerte has adequate marine skills)and steal the information needed. Muerte still serves as the team's mascot.
Stiff Leg Syndrome '85
	In 1984, Scandal was assigned to find an aborigine tribe, the Hulkatic's, ancient idol that was last reported being seen in the South American rain forests. After spending two weeks in the jungle in search of this item, Scandal was attacked by the endagered species, Tusk Rat, a wild animal that has been known throughout history to afflict various diseases and sicknesses to its victims. Scandal fell prey to this savage beast as it tore into his leg. Scandal used his Vietnam experience to help him out of this jam. For six months, Scandal was infected with the Stiff Leg Syndrome but he did not let the sickness slow him down. To aid in the speedy recovery of his ailment, Scandal took up a Brazillian martial art form known as Capoeira.
Nitwit's Raid '86
	1986 was the year that Nitwit brought down the Fish Man. Near the fishery plant, Whitney Fedalgo, in Mexico, there stood a rickety shack where a man named Gonzale Pedro lived. He was wanted with the Interpol for crimes of thespian abuse and jocular exams. Nitwit, an agent with Interpol at the time, pursued Gonzale Pedro half-way across the world to Thailand. Into the Portugese embassy Nitwit chased the suspect and after a few rounds were dispersed, the suspect was apprehended.