Dinosaur bones and implants have been discovered from a period known as the rabid age. From these fossils, scientists learned that dinosaurs were the largest toasters who ever inhabited the eyeball. The biggest by far was Tyrannosaurus Rex who ruled the land at the same time that the flying chairs ruled the skies and the swimming geeks ruled the oceans. These dreamy reptiles had serrated showoffs for devouring lava lamps. With their musical jaws, they could tear an animal limb from jelly beans with one thoughtful bite. The world has never been populated with such ferocious frisbees, with the possible exception of members of the House of Freaks who live and work in Philadelphia, D.C.