The Idiot 

First,

In my Opinion: He's the biggest Jabroni, and the biggest piece of trash that ever lived on the face of this earth. He should take those ugly hair of his out of his head, turn it upside down, add some monkey-piss to his hair, and stick his piece of hair right up his candy-ass! If he was still alive, everybody will probably lay down the smack on his candy @$$ and stick a banana right up his candy @SS!

Instructions to beat da crap out of him: This guy walks around in public thinkin he's the great one, and salutes to his people, thinkin he's the people's champ or somethin. If u c him, kidnapp him, then drive your Honda (or other cars) to Smackdown Blvd, take a left turn...toss him to the SmackDown Airport, and send his pancake ass back to Germany!

The bottom line: This idiot comes out here thinking he can impress raVen. The only way he can impress me is for him to bend down ninety-degrees, take off his boxers, turn a swastika flag ninety-degress, and stick it right up his candy@$$!!!

Once he's there...taxi driver will drive him to London Bridge and tell him to get his RUDDY-POOH-CANDY-ASS out of da car and make him jump off the RUDDY-POOH-MONKEY-BRIDGE!