By Mewd
Mr. Pikas: pi ka chu chu pika chu chu pi ka chu! (I’ve been waiting to get those hoodlums back from the last time and now they’ll pay!)
We now join Ginko as he gets some mail.
Ginko: Let’s see here. Hmmmm... Looks like a letter from that evil Mr. Pikas.
Ginko opens the letter. This is what it says. “Greetings, Ginko. I’ve seen that you’re as determined to take over the planet as I am. I invite you to an afternoon of discussing how to destroy our enemies. Meet me at 555 Evil Villain H.Q. Lane.”
Ginko: Hmmm... This might be good, I’ll go.
Meanwhile...
“Dear Axem Rangers: I invite you to an after noon of discussing how to destroy our enemies. Your friend, Mr. Pikas.”
Axem Red: This will be good. Yellow, Black, Pink, set the captain’s room up, were going on a road trip!
Axem Yellow: Are we going to Pizza Hut?
Axem Pink: The shopping center?
Axem Black: The beach?
Axem Green: The circus?
Axem Red: No you idiots! To 555 Evil Villain Lane!
The others look mad, then sigh and go to their rooms.
Axem Red: Where are all of you going? GET BACK HERE NOW!
Axem Pink: You are so boring Red.
Axem Yellow: TO THE SUGAR BOWL!
Axem Green: YEAH!
Yellow and Green are in the kitchen digging through the sugar snack cakes.
Axem Green: Yummy!
Axem Red: What the bloody heck are you doing?!
Yellow and Green look at Red, then each other, then Red again.
Axem Yellow: Um... well... he, he.Yellow whispers to green: RUN!
Green and Red start to run as fast as they can.
Axem Red: Get back here and work before I have to hurt you!
Red chases Yellow and Green all around the ship until they run into Pink and Black.
All: That hurt!
They all jump up and talk.
Axem Red: Look! This letter says that we have to go to 555 Evil Villain Lane!
Axem Pink: WHY?
Axem Red: Because!
Axem Yellow: Because why?
Axem Red: ‘CAUSE I SAY SO!
Axem Black: I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH!
Axem Yellow: SUGAR SNACKS!
Red smacks Yellow, then Yellow smacks Red, then Red smacks him back, then Yellow smacks Green.
Axem Green: That hurt!
Green tries to hit Yellow but misses and hits Black instead, breaking his glasses. Black’s eyes open wide and his teeth grind.
Axem Black: You have crossed the line!
Black takes his axe out and starts swinging it like a mad man.
Axem Red: Black, have you gone crazy?!
Black swings his axe at Green but misses and hits the wall. His axe gets stuck in the wall and he starts to pull it out.
Axem Yellow: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yellow runs around in circles and then runs to the kitchen.
Axem Green: Get a grip man!
Axem Black: You will pay! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Black starts charging at Green and then Green sidesteps and Black falls off the Blade.
Black: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (gasps for air) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black hits the ground with a thud.
Axem Green: Wow!
Axem Yellow: Yummy. Who wants a snack cake?
Red looks at Yellow, who is holding a pile of snack cakes.
Axem Red: YELLOW!
Red starts chasing Yellow again.
Meanwhile…
Ginko is chasing Ginke around his house.
Meanwhile…
The Axem Rangers had just gotten Black out of the hospital and were heading to 555 Evil Villain Lane. After Ginko had been worn out, he too goes there. The Axem Rangers get there first and park their HUGE ship on top of Dr. Robotnik’s house.
Axem Red: Let me do all the talking and you all shut up!
Axem Black: Why?
Axem Red: ‘Cause I say so!
Axem Black: That’s not a good reason!
Axem Pink: This is boring!
Axem Red: We haven’t been here ten minutes!
Axem Yellow: He, he, he, he (burp).
Red turns to Yellow to see that he’s, he’s…
Axem Red: OH MY… you’re sugar high!
Yellow starts to run around in circles and then picks up the trash can at the end of the driveway and throws it at the window of the house. It smashes the window and Red tackles Yellow and hog-ties him.
Axem Yellow: Sugar, sugar!
Axem Red: That will stop you!
Red barely picks him up and loads him into a bright red wagon.
Axem Red: (huff puff huff puff) Go on a diet, Yellow!
Red tries to pull the wagon but he can barely pull it.
Axem Red: Everyone pull!
Axem Pink: I don’t wanna!
Axem Red: Pull or you won’t get any sugar treats for the rest of the year!
Axem Black: How can you argue with that?
They all walk over to the wagon and start pulling and they get back up to the door.
Axem Red: OK, time to…
Just then the wagon rolls down the steps and rolls into a lamp poll and it breaks in half and hits a car that’s in the drive way, breaking it as well.
Axem Black: Ah crud!
Axem Pink: MY CAR!
Axem Red: That’s your car?
Axem Pink: No, but it was funny.
Red smacks Pink, then they have a smacking frenzy and everyone smacks each other for an hour.Then a guy walks by and yells: MY CAR!
Axem Yellow: Eat snack cakes!
Just then Ginko’s doomship flies by and hits the Blade, knocking it off Robotnik’s house and Ginko lands there. Then the house falls apart. Ginko hops out of it with Ginke and walks up to the house with the Axems.
Ginko: HI!
Ginke giggles.Then Robotnik flies his cheap little flying thing to his house, hops out and yells: MY HOUSE!
Axem Red: Now what?
Ginko: Ummmmmm.
Ginke giggles some more.
Axem Pink: Ring the doorbell, you idiots!
Axem Red: Hey, that’s my line!
Then Pink and Red smack each other for ten minutes and Ginko rings the doorbell.The door opens and Shagon is in the doorway.
Shagon: Ah, yes, the Axems and Mr. Ginko?
Axem Red: Yeah, now let us in!
Shagon: Right this way.
They walk into the house and Shagon calls for a soldier to drag the wagon for them.
Soldier: (snap) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I think I pulled all my muscles!
Shagon leads them to a bathroom.
Axem Black: Great I really ne-
Shagon flushes the toilet and a trap door opens.
Shagon: In you go!
Shagon throws them in the hole and they fall through some kind of chute. The soldier slowly pushes the wagon to the hole and when it gets there… whoosh! It falls super fast! The rest of the guys land in some room, then Yellow and the wagon falls on them and the floor breaks open and they fall through the floor and then when they hit the floor underneath that one it breaks that floor and this repeats for a while.
Axem Black: WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Axem Red: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
This goes on for ten minutes and they end up on the bottom floor. They smash through a table that was at the bottom. They get up and Mr. Pikas is siting next to the broken table with a drop hanging on the back of his head.
Axem Yellow: SUGAR CAKES!
Five minutes latter...
Yellow was in a strait jacket and they were in another room with a big table.
Shagon: This computer translates what Mr. Pika’s is saying to something we think you would understand.
Shagon turns the thing on.
Thing: Bud, wise, errrrrr.
Shagon: Wrong button.
Shagon starts hitting it with a hammer.
Shagon: YOU STUPID THING!
Half an hour later...
Shagon: STUPID THING! WORK!
Ginko taps his shoulder.
Ginko: Ummm, that’s the TV.
Ginko points to the other side of the table.
Ginko: That’s the thing.
Shagon puts the hammer away, then turns the thing on.
Mr. Pikas: Welcome. I hope you didn’t have to much trouble getting here.
Axem Red: Are you kidding me?!
Mr. Pikas: Anywho. Let’s began the chat.
Three hours pass...
Mr. Pikas: Does anyone have any ideas?
Axem Yellow: EAT SNACK CAKES!
Mr. Pikas: Good idea!
Later (after they found that there aren’t any snacks in the house)....
Axem Black: That was a waste of time!
Axem Yellow: WAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Axem Red: Shut up all of you! This was all a waste of time! None of you have done any thing to help us think of a plan to destroy the good guys!
Ginke giggles.
Axem Red: Shut up!
Ginko: Don’t say shut up to her!
They start smacking each other.
Axem Black: This might take a while.
Axem Yellow: Eat snack cakes!
Yellow starts to eat his chair.
Mr. Pikas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STOP HIM!!! THAT’S A 100 DOLLAR CHAIR!!!
He points at him. No one does anything for a few seconds, then Yellow eats more of the chair.
Meanwhile...
Mewd is in his house cleaning up a huge mess that TMS had made.
TMS: Yeah and don’t forget to clean those cheese balls up too!
Mewd: Why did you break into my house last night and smear cheese all over the place?
TMS sits on the couch quietly for a while, not talking. Mewd sighes, then tosses TMS out the door.
Meanwhile...
Mario and Luigi are fighting over who has better hair.
Mario: I told you I have WAY better hair then you!
Luigi: NO I DO YOU IDIOT!
Then Axem Red’s voice is heard from nowhere.
Voice: That’s my line!
Luigi: What was that?
Mario: I don’t know and I don’t care!
Luigi: HEY I CARE LESS!!!
Mario: NO YOU DON’T!
This might take a while kids. So you may want to grab a snack cake and come back.…
Meanwhile…
Lemmy: But King Dad-
Iggy: -we have already-
Lemmy: -tried that plan a-
Iggy: -million times!
Bowser: I don’t care! I want Peach!
Roy: Dad, do an original plan!
Ludwig: Like a bomb threat or burn down a few buildings!
Lemmy: Or raid-
Iggy: -the cookie jar!
Bowser: I did that last night!
Ludwig: King Dad, try to think of a new plan like, ummmm, I don’t know. How about using your army of underlings to take control of the Mushroom Kingdom?!
Bowser: Stop badgering me! YOU’RE ALL GROUNDED TO WATCH PBS!
All: GASP!
Ludwig: YES!
The other’s: OH NO!
Bowser: And Ludwig, you are grounded to watch the Teletubbies!
LUDWIG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bowser walks out of the room and a couple Hammer Brothers grab the Koopa Kids and carry them off.
Koopa Kids: HELP! ! !
Meanwhile…
Mewd: OK, this is real simple. Leave my house and stop smearing cheese all over the place!
TMS: Make me!
Mewd and TMS get into a fist fight and then Sandslash walks through the doorway.
Sandslash: Woo! Cool, a fight!
Sandslash sits on the couch and watches Mewd and TMS duke it out.
Later that day...
Sandslash starts to chant: Go Mewd!
Mewd pulls out his handy dandy power gem and points, aims, and fires.
TMS is now stuck in a block of ice. Just then Star Koopa runs through the door and tackles Mewd.
Star Koopa: Hi!
Mewd: Do you have to do that every time you want to see me?
Star Koopa: Yeah!
Meanwhile…
Axem Green: How about we steal their pants?
Everyone looks at Green with one eyebrow up.
Axem Red: It has to help us destroy them!
Axem Green: But they won’t battle without any pants on.
Axem Pink: I know, let’s go shopping!
Axem Red: THAT’S THE TENTH TIME YOU SAID THAT IN THE LAST MINUTE!!!
Mr Pikas: That’s it! None of you has thought of anything!
Axem Red: Well, do you have a Pika plan?
Everyone starts to make fun of Mr. Pikas.
Axem Red: Where’s yellow?
Everyone looks at Yellow’s half eaten chair to see that he’s gone.
Meanwhile...
Na na na na na na na Snack Cake Man! Batman theme plays. Na na na na na na na na na na na Snack Cake Man, Snack Cake Man, SNACK CAKE MAN! We join Snack Cake Man in his underground lair. Yellow walks into the room with a towel taped to his shoulders.
Axem Yellow: I AM SNACK CAKE MAN!
Theme to Batman plays. Yellow starts to throw trash cans around, then he walks to a big computer in the center of the room. He starts pushing random buttons.
Axem Yellow: How do you get this thing to play Solitaire?
The computer catches on fire after Yellow spills his ultra sweet sugar pop on it.
Axem Yellow: Oops. No time to clean that up. I have work to do!
Yellow drinks a keg of ultra sweet sugar pop, then eats a box of snack cakes, then jumps into his snack cake mobile (shaped like a snack cake) and speeds off. The fire starts to spread and not a minute later the snack cake lair goes boom! Yellow starts giggling like an idiot, then stops the snack mobile at a gas station, goes in, and steals five dozen crates of snack cakes, then run’s out and giggles. The angry clerk runs out with a shot gun.
Axem Yellow: DUH HE WENT THAT WAY!
He points at a manhole and the clerk jumps down it. Yellow jumps into the snack mobile and zooms off.
Meanwhile...
A man walks out of his house and onto the driveway and the paper kid rides by and throws a paper at the house. Instead it hits the man, knocking him down.On the paper it reads: “Snack Cake Man at large; steals year’s supply of sugar snacks.” Then another paper hits the man as he gets up. He falls down and the new paper reads: “Snack Cake Man steals year’s supply o fultra sweet sugar pop.”
Meanwhile…
Mario and Luigi are about to eat din din and Yoshi is with them.
Yoshi: YOSHI HUNGRY! WANT DIN DIN NOW!
Mario: Me too!
Luigi: I’m cooking as fast as I can!
Mario: Hey Luigi, have you seen the paper lately?
Luigi: No, I think Yoshi ate it before I could read it.
Yoshi: YOSHI STILL HUNGRY! NEED DIN DIN NOW!
Mario: You already ate four steaks, five pizzas, and ten chickens!
Luigi: What did the paper say, Mario?
Mario: I was so scared when I read it.
Luigi: You’re always scared!
Yoshi starts to throw things around the room screaming “I’M HUNGRY! GIVE ME FOOD!”
Meanwhile.
A truck of angry snack cake chefs is chasing the snack mobile!
Axem Yellow: SNACKY CAKES!
He smashes a button that opens the truck of the snack mobile and a couple trash cans pop out.
Chef: OH NO!
The trash can smashes threw the window and hits the driver and he conks out. Then one of the chefs grabs the wheel and swerves to the side of the road.
Axem Yellow: Ha, HA!
Meanwhile…
Green: I got it!
Axem Red: An idea or a corny joke?
Axem Green: A corny joke.
Red smacks Green, then Green smacks him back, then everyone starts smacking everyone, then Mr. Pikas yells.
Mr. Pikas: I’VE GOT IT!
Everyone stop’s smacking each other and Ginke giggles.
Ginko: This is all a waste of time!
Axem Red: What’s the idea?
Mr. Pikas: Plan?
Everyone starts laughing. Then a Koopa Troopa walks in with a pizza box.
Troopa: Who ordered the pizza with everything but veggies on it?
Mr. Pikas: How’d you get in?!
Ginko walks over and gives the Troopa a ten and he leaves.
Ginko: Yummy! Ginke, would you like some?
Axem Green: Give me some!
Ginko: NEVER!
Then they get into a fist fight until Mr. Pikas yells.
Mr Pikas: STOP!
Everyone stops.
Ginko: WHAT!?
Mr. Pikas: I’ve thought of a plan!
Ginke giggle’s and hugs Ginko.
Axem Red: You have?
Axem Green: I’m hungry!
Mr. Pikas: We’ll use the (dum dum dum) feeling bomb!
Axem Black: What dat?
Axem Green: I’M GETTING REAL HUNGRY!
Axem Pink: You sound like Yellow on pizza night.
Axem Red: Where is Yellow now?
The screen shows a flying spinning paper: “Snack Cake Man takes a 1,000,000,000 hundred-years’ supply of snack cakes!” The paper hits Red in the back of the head and he falls out of his chair.
Mr. Pikas: I have no idea, Green. The guys in the lab made it and they’re smart.
At the lab...
A man is making something on a table. He starts to grab tools and chain saws and ducks a few rocks and then he grabs the guy next to him and loud noises are heard as he uses them on the thing he’s working on.
Lab Guy: I’ve done it!
Other Guy Next To Him: What have you made this time, Dr. Quack?
Quack: I’ve made… (Holds it high in the air) a top!
He puts it on the floor and starts playing with it.
Quack: Oh, it is so fun!
Guy: Let me play with it!
Quack: Never!
A fistfight starts.
At Mr. Pikas
Axem Red: OK, let’s just go! I’m board out of my mind of this place.
Ginke giggles.
Meanwhile....
Mario: That was a terrible dinner Luigi!
Luigi: How’s that?
Mario: I didn’t get any!
Yoshi is in the corner with a fat belly and keeps burping.
Yoshi: ME STILL HUNGRY! (BURP)
Mario: That’s it! I’m going to order a pizza!
Mario picks the phone up and dials Pizza Hut.
Pizza Guy: Hello, this is Pizza Hut.
Mario: I’ll take five EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA big pizzas with everything!
Guy: Having a party?
Mario: No.
Guy: We don’t have extra, extra, extra big pizzas, only huge, massive, extramassive.
Later that day...
Mario: Just give me your biggest pizza, times three!
Guy: NO!
They start bad mouthing each other. Just then the Axem Rangers (minus Yellow) bust through the window and throw a huge feeling bomb at the good guys, then run away and giggle. The bomb explodes and the good guys breathe the gas. Mario’s eyes widen and he starts kicking Luigi in the groin.
Luigi: That hurt you ****** (note this is G rated so I censored it)!
Luigi starts to scream and yell and starts to punch Mario. Mario and Luigi duke it out while Yoshi jumps up and starts to scream: FOOD! And starts to eat everything in the room.
Axem Red: It makes extreme emotion!
Mario was mad and Luigi is mad and Yoshi… well he wants food. Then Red runs off.
Meanwhile…
Mewd and Star Koopa are talking in Mewd’s house about stuff, then Ginko and Ginke smash through the sky light and drop a feeling bomb on them. Mewd starts to cough, then tries to get his gas masks that are only two feet away but he’s too late. Mewd’s eyes widen and so does Star Koopa’s. Then they start to kiss. Ginke giggles. Ginko’s eyebrow goes over the other.
Ginko (thinking to himself): Hey, maybe if I threw this at Ginke…
Ginko and Ginke leave and Mewd and Star Koopa continue to kiss, then TMS walks in and starts to kick Mewd in the back.
TMS: Hey, stop kissing her!
Meanwhile…
Axem Red: Now what?
Ginko: I don’t know, we never got this far. They just stood there for a while until Mr. Pikas came into the room.
Mr. Pikas: You idiots!
Axem Green: WHAT?!
Mr. Pikas: The feeling bomb only lasts so long!
Axem Red: Come again?
Green hits Red in the back of the head.
Axem Green: He means that it wears off.
Axem Pink: Oh great, you mean we did all that for nothing!
Ginko:I thought it was fun to…
Axem Pink: To what?
Ginko: Nothing.
Mr. Pikas: Go back and this time finish them off before you leave!
Mr. Pikas hands them a few dozen feeling bombs and they leave.
Mr. Pikas: They’re doomed.
Meanwhile...
Mewd and Star Koopa snapped out of it.
Mewd: What the heck…
Star koopa: What happened?
TMS is still kicking Mewd in the back.
TMS: SNAP OUT OF IT!
Mewd: There is no point in doing that TMS.
TMS: I don’t care anymore, it’s starting to be fun!
Just then the Axem Rangers (minus Yellow) and Ginko and Ginke smash through the sky light.
Mewd: I just got that thing fixed!
Axem Red: Prepare to be, ummmm, well, whatever you’re feeling right now times something.
Mewd: Oh, that was clever!
Axem Green: Shut up!
Axem Pink: Ok, who has the bombs?
Everyone looks at everyone else.
All: I thought you had them!
Axem Red: We left them behind?
Ginko: Oh great!
Axem Black: Don’t go anywhere, we’ll be back in two shakes!
They run out.
Mewd: That was pointless.
TMS: So?
Sandslash walks in the door.
Sandslash: Hey, your sky light’s broke again, Mewd.
Mewd: I know.
Star Koopa giggles.
Mewd: What’s up with all the giggling in this story?
Sandslash: I don’t know, let’s talk to the writer.
Mewd: I am the writer.
Sandslash: Then ask yourself!
Mewd: OK, Mewd. YES? What’s with all the giggling? I don’t know. Ok then.
Sandslash: What’d you say to yourself?
Mewd: He says he dorsn’t know why.
Meanwhile…
Another flying newspaper appears spinning: “Snack Cake Man caught!”
The paper hits a guard in the back of the head. This is sugar prison. They had caught Yellow and locked him up in sugar jail.
Axem Yellow: SNACK CAKES!
Guard: Ha, you’ll never get out of here! You’ll pay for your crimes of stealing snack cakes!
Shot zooms into the cell where Yellow is being held.
Axem Yellow: Snacky.
Guard: No snacks!
All there is in the cell is a trash can and a toilet. Yellow picks the trash can up and taps it against the wall.The wall falls over and Yellow runs out into the field.
Guard: Stupid cardboard walls! I told them we should have used plywood!
Yellow runs around trashing stuff with the trash can. Then yellow goes to the parking lot and jumps in the snack mobile.
Axem Yellow: VROOM! VROOM!
He starts making car noises.
Meanwhile…
Mario: This is nice.
Luigi: Yeah.
Yoshi: ME HUNGRY!
Luigi: Mario, you forgot to gag him.
Mario: Oops.
Mario walks over to Yoshi, who is tied up good, and gags him.
Mario: That will keep ya from eating our house!
Mario goes back to where he was sitting and the camera zooms out and all the chairs and stuff is gone.
Luigi: I can’t believe Yoshi ate all our stuff.
Just then the snack mobile drives though the wall and rams Yoshi, Mario, and Luigi! Yellow jumps out with a trash can in his hand. Just then a bunch of FBI agents walk through the hole in the wall. Just then the other Axems bust threw the door.
Axem Red: AH HA!
Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi get up and then everybody gets into a fight!
Four hours later….
Everyone is panting.
Mario: That was tiring.
They keep slowly punching each other until Red screams.
Axem Red: TIME TO DIE YOU LOSERS!!!
Red lights the feeling bomb and then Peach smashes through the door, breaking it. The door falls to the ground and Peach yells.
Peach: Mario…
Then Mewd, Star Koopa, TMS, and Sandslash bust through the back door for no reason.
Mewd: Hi, what’s going on?
The FBI point tayzers at them.
Mewd: Wrong house.
They try to leave but when they turn around the FBI is in front of them.
Mewd: Neat trick, how’d you do it?
FBI Guy: Ha, you’ll be seeing lots of neat tricks where you're going!
Mewd: Where would that be?
The FBI guy looks at the guy next to him.
FBI Guy: Ummmm...
Mewd: You have no idea, do you?!
TMS starts to scream bad words at the FBI for no reason.
TMS: STUPID FBI YOU’RE A BUNCH OF $&^&$^$&$%^$&&&$%!!!
Mewd: Hey! We’re trying to keep it under rating G! And censoring isn’t easy.
Axem Red: HEY, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I’VE GOT A BOMB AND STUFF! FEAR ME!
Everyone looks at Axem Red for a second.
Mewd: OH, BIG DEAL!
Red: Hey, I lit this thing about three minutes ago.
Everyone’s eyes widen. Then the bomb goes off. The room fills with the weird smoke.
Mewd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Axems: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TMS: CHEESE BALLS!
Sandslash: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Star Koopa: Now what?
FBI Guys: WE FEEL FUNKY!
The smoke clears. Everyone starts acting weird. Star Koopa and Mewd kiss again and The FBI Guys start to run around in circles screaming “funky”! The Axems start to act like the Three Stooges for some reason and Sandslash and TMS start to beet the living crud out of each other. Mario and Luigi start to yell bad words at each other and Peach, ummm, censored. Then Yoshi eats his gag and jumps up and starts to eat everything in the room. All this goes on for a while, like seven hours. Non stop.
Seven hours later...
TMS is all bloody and on the floor. Yellow is hiting his fellow Axems with a trash can, screaming.
Axem Yellow: Woo woo woo woo!
Axem Red: Bark!
The FBI Guys are on the floor sleeping like babies. Mario and Luigi are slowly punching each other. Yoshi now has an even bigger gut and is burping up a storm. Peach is… censored. Just then Ginko and Ginke walk through the broken front door. Ginke giggles.
Ginko: You giggle too much.
Just then almost everyone falls down ‘cause they got tired after seven hours of all this stuff.
Ginko: Hey, wake up!
Ginke giggles. Just then a bunch of horns play and Mr. Pikas walks through the door.
Ginko: What are you doing here?
Mr. Pikas: Now that they’re sleeping we’ll take over!
Ginko: I want to rule!
Then Ginko and Mr. Pikas start to fight over who gets control. Then they get into a fist fight and end up knocking each other out. Ginke was the only one awake and she just giggled for hours on end.
Later that day, much, much later...
The gas wore off and when every one woke up…
Mewd: What the bloody heck is going on!?
Ginke is just standing in the middle of the room giggling a lot.
FBI Guys: Wait a second. ARE you the TMS that raided the cookie jar?
TMS: YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING COPPERS!!!
The FBI start chasing TMS and then they drag him off.
TMS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEESE BALLS!
Mr. Pikas: WHAT THE?!
Red lights another bomb but throws it this time.
Axem Yellow: Where am I?
Axem Red: Attack formation!
The Axem Rangers line up and start twirling there axes.
Axem Red: Red, yellow, green, black, pink, attack!
Black tries to show off by twirling his axe really fast but it slips out of his hand and knocks Green over.
Axem Green: Watch it you idiot!
Axem Black: IDIOT!?
They get into a fist fight and beat up each other. Yoshi then eats Pink.
Axem Pink: HELP ME!
Mr. Pikas: NO, NO FOLLOW OUR PLAN!
Yellow picks up his trash can and hits Mario over the head with it.
Mario: Ouch! STOP THAT!
Yellow continues to smash Mario’s head in with the trash can.
Axem Red: Prepare to have another dose of this stuff!
Peach: Oh no!
Peach is wearing a ninja out fit (how’d that happen?). Peach starts to jump around the room, kicking and punching Red and Yellow.
Mr. Pikas: Don’t just help them stand there!
Ginke and Ginko look at each other, then at Mr. Pikas. Mr. Pikas starts jumping up and down, yelling.
Mr. Pikas: HELP THEM!
Then they walk over and Peach beats them all up. Then Mario Luigi and the rest of the good guys somehow get into ninja outfits and help. After about ten minutes of long attack scenes and cool effects the bad guys are tied up, gagged, and beaten to a bloody stump. Then they get a big box and throw them into it and Yoshi spits Pink into it and then they load Black and Green into it. They shut the top of the box and Mewd grabs a big black marker and rights: “Send to middle of nowhere”. Then Mario nails it shut and Luigi puts a stamp on it. Then a mail man busts threw the roof and drags the crate off.
Mr. Pikas: Oh drat. Time to get my cute little paws dirty.
He snaps his cute little paws together and five shadow warriors appear and Mr. Pikas disappears in a gust of cute pink smoke.
Mario: STOP, YOUR CUTING US TO DEATH!!!
Luigi slaps Mario and then another fist fight starts.
Mewd: Settle down! Fight those bad guys instead!
Mario: Make us!
Mewd: Take this you smelly bad guys!
Mewd points upwards and the shadow guys look up and a cow falls on them.
Peach: How’d you do that?
The shadow guys fade away and everyone starts to party.
Cut to the Rangers and Ginko and Ginke...
Axem Green: Gosh, it’s cold in the middle of nowhere.
Axem Red: That’s ‘cause were standing in ten feet of snow!
Ginko: No worries, I’ll call my men to get my doomship over here.
Meanwhile...
Robotnik: I finally fixed my house.
Then, in Ginko’s doomship...
One of Ginko’s men: Okay, I’ll get over there in a jiffy lube SIR!
He hangs up the phone and turns the key. Then the ship drives through
Dr. Robotnik’s house!
Robotnik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’LL GET YOU!!!
Meanwhile...
Shagon: Don’t worry sir.
Mr. Pikas: Pi chu ka pika chu pika chu chu pika chu (GOOD NOW
BRUSH MY CUTE LITTLE FUR!!!)
Shagon: YES SIR!
Shagon starts brushing Mr. Pikas off with a brush.
Mr. Pikas: Pika chu chu pika chu chu pika chu (I broke the thingy and lost ten feeling bombs today for nothing. THIS STORY IS A WASTE OF PAPER!).
Shagon: Don’t worry sir, you’ll win next time.
Mr. Pikas: Pi ka chu pika chu (Do you really think so?).
Shagon: NOT IN BLOODY HECK!
Mr. Pikas: Pika chu (who asked you?!).
Fade out…
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