R E A S O N S W H Y Angel makes us Drool You need us to give you reasons?! Just look at the man! Tall, dark and handsome, need we say more? The BODY – hot, hot, HOT!!! His slavish devotion to Buffy He makes murder a sexual art - this guy seethes with sensuality! OK, you have to go see 'Why Angel is my Soulmate.' Buffy and Angel are destined for each other They look damn good together Because so many hundreds of websites out there say so. Because we HATE Kate and Riley If immortal love doesn't exist in the realm of fantasy, what hope is there for us who are stuck in reality? BTVS rocks The snappy one-liners that deserve a dictionary of their own The really bad stunt-double scenes For ANGEL! Duh! Light meets dark and chaos ensues Where else can we see the world in danger of Hell-suckage every episode? It takes us to a place where it's alright to blow up your school, and homework never exists. Spike is da Man He may be Love's bitch, but he does it His Way. Cuz even as Roller-boy he's still the sexiest blonde unalive. He's a man of simple tastes; all he wants is his lunatic girlfriend and those little marshmallows. His absolute adoration of the woman he loves (even if she doesn't deserve him). That 'I don't care if I kill myself driving in this drunken way because a)I'm already dead and b)I'll just eat the cop that tries to give me a ticket' way he moves on the road. The way he *so* wants Buffy. C'mon, don't deny it hun. Angelus turns up the heat PASSION embodied *That* smile The sensual EVIL. Roar! Cuz he makes Spike squirm ;0) He knows the way to a girl's heart The swoon-enducing Jacket!! Cos he's just so damn good at the wise-crack insults! Willow and Oz are so cutesome They have to be - it's in the script! With names like those, what else but cutesomeness can result? The Pez witch The french-speaking monkey Because action speaks louder than words Xander and Cordy are a laugh The closet make out sessions Opposites really do attract - or in this case, collide together and get a headache. Lust bunnies personified The love-to-hate-you banter Faith Kicks Ass: This girl knows how to *dance* - and hit a buncha people while she’s at it! She wriggles well on Angelus. She can draw a mean love-heart. She de-virgined Xander - oh, but then she tried to kill him, huh? Bummer. She confused poor Spikey by making him feel hot for Buffy. Hehehe ;0> So she’s kinda evil. But hey - she never had a puppy, she’s allowed to vent some frustration. She spent nine months in a coma and she still has the energy to kill people. You’ve got to hand it to this firecracker, she has *initiative*! She’s seen and touched every inch of Buffy Summer’s body. Move over Riley, move over Angel. This girl’s *way* ahead of you guys. Riley is a Moron His pick-up lines involve the word ‘cheese.’ (Lame dumbass) He actually believes that by standing in the middle of a room with his arms crossed like a big dumb cowboy statue, he has the power to stop a conversation. (Stupid does) His trigger finger is about the only thing that *does* measure up. (hehehe) He doesn’t realise when the girl he’s been sleeping with for months, is posessed by her evil counterpart. Instead, the bozo uses the precise occasion when he is in bed with the posessed version, to proclaim his love. (Unobservant twerp) The guy was taking pills on schedule for months and he never thought to question what they really were?! (Giant ignoramus) Check out that flop of hair. And the dweeby clothes. Can we *say* Mamma’s boy?! We must kill Joss Because the bastard ripped our Angel away from his love Because now the Angel series is so popular, there's no way our man in black's gonna ever return to Sunnydale for good. He created *Kate* (Gritted teeth) He killed Snyder! He is real life Xander, whaddya expect? Cuz BtVS is so not going to survive without Angel Because this regular Mr Evil equates immortal love to Ho-hos. He makes us suffer through Joyce scenes. Hey - anyone notice a name similarity there....?