4/8/00
Triple X and Timothy Jones in the Ring
"WELCOME TO UWM SATURDAY NIGHT!!!! Death Toll 2000 was great! Triple X is the champ again,"said Ken. Steven said,"PD Derek got screwed. Adam Blackman and Marshall Law and Order were out there." Ken said,"Yeah, but so was Kef-Pac. You didn't wanna say him because he attacked Triple X. TRIPLE X STILL WON!" "No Chance" hit and Timothy Jones and John Carter came to the ring with the crowd boo'ing. They got into the ring and Mr. Jones got the mic. He said,"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you the UWM CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!! TRIPLE X!!" Triple X came out with his music and his belts. He walked to the ring and got in. Mr. Jones said,"Tonight is a very special night. Yes, I know it's Saturday Night but it is also Triple X Night! Tonight, Triple X is in control of everything in UWM." Triple X took the mic and said,"I proved myself at Death Toll. I deserve this. Everyone that stood in my way will pay now. PD Derek, you're NOTHING to me that's why you'll be facing some random jobber in the back. Kef-Pac, you tried to stop me from winning back my belt. Well, it's payback time. You'll face Adam Blackman, the man that too you out awhile back, in a no-holds barred, Kendo Stick on a Pole Match! LeReux, I beat you. I have your belt. It's mine. Don't worry because you'll still be in good matches like tonight. You will go one-on-one with Misery. I don't care about the other wrestlers so that's the matches I want." Timothy Jones said,"And they will happen or the wrestlers will be FIRED!" Steven said,"WOAH! Triple X Night isn't looking so good for PD Derek, Kef-Pac, and LeReux." Triple X said,"One more thing, Triple X Night must start off with a bang so LeReux, Misery get your asses out here.
LeReux vs. Misery
The lights went out and when they came back on, LeReux was standind in front of Triple X. LeReux grabbed the mic and said,"Triple X, your time will come so I'd watch my back if I were you." Misery's music hit and he came down from the rafters. Misery and LeReux tried to grab each other but Triple X got in the way. Triple X said,"Wait. Wait. Wait. Now, we need one more thing: a ref. Since I don't see any around, I guess I'll have to be the ref for this match." Steven said,"Damnit! Triple X planned this." LeReux pushed Triple X away and hit Misery with a right hand. Misery hit the mat, got back up, and received a huge uppercut to the jaw from LeReux. Triple X lowblowed LeReux and yelled at him for pushing him. Misery stomped on LeReux and Triple X looked the other way. Ken said,"Triple X is doing a great job!" Steven said,"Yeah....right." LeReux pushed Misery away and got up. Misery dropkicked LeReux but it had no effect. Misery tried again but nothing. Misery bounced off the ropes and dropkicked LeReux in the knee. LeReux fell over this time and Misery pinned. Triple X gave a fast 1.2. count but LeReux kicked out. LeReux hit Misery with bodyslam and a legdrop. LeReux grabbed Misery's throat for a chokeslam but Triple X shoved him away and told LeReux to stay away from Misery's hair. LeReux clotheslined Triple X and chokeslammed Misery. LeReux pinned and Triple X gave a slow 1........2.... count but Misery kicked out. LeReux grabbed Triple X and threw him on the outside. Misery grabbed LeReux from behind and gave him a huge German Suplex. Steven said,"Oh, my God! I can't believe Misery did that!" LeReux got up slowly as Triple X came in the ring with a chair. Triple X nailed LeReux with the chair but it had no effect. Triple X dropped the chair, kneed him in the gut, and set him up for the SexDegree. Triple X jumped up and hit it on the chair. Triple X told Misery to pin but he didn't. Triple X hit Misery, put him on LeReux, and gave a fast 1.2.3. Steven said,"Misery won...I guess." Misery got angry and attacked Triple X. They fought for awhile until Macho Moose came out. He pulled Misery off and starting beating on him. Misery hooked himself back to his cables and raised up to the rafters. Triple X got up, looked at Macho, and extended his hand. Macho shook it. Steven said,"Oh no...I don't believe it." Macho kicked Triple X in the gut and Jacksmacked him. Ken said,"YOU MORON! THAT'S THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN UWM!" Steven said,"Triple X deserved it but who knows what Triple X will do next. This is his night."
Al Fro/Omsok Backstage
Big TV powered up and Al Fro was shown talking to Osmok. "Oh god, I wonder what they are talking about now,"said Steven. "Osmok, stop thinking about chalupas and Nacho grandes. We have a match tonight against Hardcore Robert and Kid Kaos. Osmok, quit thinking about Taco bell. You failed the team at Death Toll and you need to redeem yourself,"said Al. Steven and Ken shook there heads. "Come on lets get pumped, we are gonna win this match." Big TV powered down and Steven said,"Check that guy into an insane assylum," and was interupted by Ken,"and get Osmok a damn chalupa!"
Adam Blackman vs. Kef-Pac
"And here we go with a match set up by that idiot Champion Triple X,"said Steven. "Adam Blackman will take on Kef-Pac in a kendo stick on a pole match! WOOHOO! What match. And Steven, don't call the champion an idiot. He's at the top of this federation,"said Ken. Adam Blackman came out with the crowd boo'ing and chanting "Kef-Pac". When D-Kef music hit every cheered. "Here comes Kef-Pac with the fans on his side,"said Steven. Kef-Pac came out energetic and ready to fight. He ran into the ring with Blackman stomping away. Blackman took the early lead and went to the pole. "Blackman can get the kendo stick now if he keeps this momentum up!"said Steven. "Kef-Pac has a lot riding here. He wants to prove himself more than Triple X who forced him into this match,"said Ken. "Those two used to be best friends!"said Steven. Blackman tried to get the pole fast but Kef-Pac countered and gave a hard back suplex. Kef-Pac whipped Blackman against the ropes and tried to get a high leg clothesline but Blackman ducked and Kef-Pac hit the ground hard. "That's the consequences of a move like that! HAHAHA!"said Ken. Blackman stood up still dazed from that suplex off the top rope. Kef-Pac was on the ground feeling his strained leg after that miss on that high leg clothesline. Blackman tried to take advantage on Kef-Pac's leg. He stomped him a few times. Then, he whipped Kef-Pac into the turnbuckle and Kef-Pac fell to the ground after the hard whip. "OW! That's got to hurt Kef-Pac!"said Steven. "Well, what do you think, he likes it?"said Ken. Blackman jumped out of the ring and went to Kef-Pac's legs. He pulled his legs and they hit the turnbuckle pole for a hard blow to the groin. "Another strong move by Blackman." Blackman climbed the pole and got the kendo stick. He pulled Kef-Pac outside the ring. He put him on the ground near Steven and Ken. "Front row seats! This great!"said Ken. Kef-Pac was regaining his conscience. He saw Blackman try to hit him with the stick so he rolled away but Blackman grabbed him by the hair and threw him on Steven's table. "Step back Ken!"said Steven. He hit Kef-Pac hard with the kendo stick and the match was awarded to Blackman. He pulled Kef-Pac back into the ring and hit him about 3 more times. Then, he left with the kendo stick. "Damn him! He already had the match. He didn't have to add insult to injury!"said Steven.
Slut TV: DDT
The Big TV powered up and Ken said,"Here we go, finally, SLUT TV! This is
my favourite part of the event, Steven." Steven said,"That doesn't surprise
me one bit." Womankind was standing outside Timothy Jones' office. "Wow,
Womankind is going to do a Slut TV on Tim Jones? I wonder if he's really a
woman underneath that suit..."Ken said. "Are you looking to get fired or
something Ken?"Steven said. Womankind turned towards the camera and said,
"Hello again wrestling fans. As you know, at the last UWM event, Death Toll
2000, I lost my Women's title to that skank Tygress. I was just thinking
about how bad I was going to beat Tygress's ass tonight, but I just heard
that Timothy Jones just awarded DDT a match with her. Luckily, I was
prepared for that. I set up a special hidden camera in Timothy Jones's office
to see how she REALLY got the match. I thought it was only fair to show it
to all of you too. Roll the footage." The videotape came on and showed DDT
in front of Timothy Jones's desk in a very revealing outfit. "Hey wait...Take
a close look. That doesn't look like DDT...And that's not Timothy Jones
either! This is a sham!"Steven screamed. "Shut up Steven, you're going to
make me miss all the action!" Ken yelled. The fake DDT knocked a pencil off
of Timothy Jones's desk purposely, then bent down to pick it up, to give the
fake Timothy Jones a clear view of her. "OHHHHH DADDYYYYYYY PUPPIES! Come on
camera...Turn a little...I want Timothy Jones's angle here!"Ken screamed.
"That's not Timothy Jones, he's a fake!"Steven said. Ken ignored him and
continued watching. All of a sudden, the fake DDT jumped onto the fake
Timothy Jones and started taking off his clothes. The fake DDT pushed him
under the desk and the tape stopped. The Big TV showed Womankind again.
"Now, if that's not being a slut, I don't know what is. That's all for Slut
TV this week,"Womankind said. "Nice try, Womankind. We all know they were
fakes,"Steven said. "I don't know...They looked pretty real to me..."Ken
said. "Come on Ken, you weren't even looking at her face to tell if she was
real!"Steven replied. "So?"Ken said. Steven sighed and said, "Let's get
back to the action in the ring."
AL Fro/Omsok vs. Kid Kaos/Hardcore Robert
Well, this is a handicapped hardcore match,"said Steven. "What are you talking about?"said Ken,"Al Fro has Osmok." Al Fro came out first and carried Osmok down to the ring. "Detroit Love" started up and Robert and Kaos exploded out of the back, each carrying steel chairs. Robert slid in and Al dropkicked the chair into Robert's head. Kaos slid in and quickly grabbed Osmok and held him down trying to pin him. He got a 2 before Al tackled him and they spilled outside the ring. Al grabbed Kaos and slammed his face into the guard rail. Al tried it again but Kaos blocked and slammed his face into the rail. Robert was regaining his balance and charged and dove over the toprope but Al pulled Kaos in they way. "Thats about the smartest thing Al has ever done,"said Ken. Al grabbed Kaos's chair and dented it over Robert's face and then, his back. Robert was trying to get up and Al hit him with the chair again knocking him down. Kaos was getting up and hit a lowblow on Al, grabbed his chair back, and hit Al in the back repeatilly. Osmok scurried around the ring. Kaos picked Al up and slammed him into the ring post. Robert got up and he and Kaos started double teaming Al with stomps and kicks before rolling him back into the ring. Robert picked Al up and threw him into the ropes, school boy'ed him over and Kaos connected with a superkick to Al's face. "OOOHHHHHH DDDADDDYYYYYY!"screamed Ken. "WHAT A MOVE!! AL FRO IS MISSING TEETH!! LOOK HIS MOUTH IS BLEEDING!!"yelled Steven. Kaos placed his hand on Al's face and the ref counted 1,2,3. "Impressive win,"said Ken,"that was quick." "What are you talking about?"said Steven,"It was a handicapped match retard." Al slowly got up and started yelling at Osmok "WHY DIDN"T YOU BREAK UP THE COUNT!!"
Sin/Pane vs. Big Moose/ReyMooseJr
Steven said,"I'm getting word from backstage. Triple X has demanded that he and Macho Moose fight in the main event TONIGHT! What's that? Okay, ReyMooseJr and Big Moose are going to fight Sin and Pane when? RIGHT NOW! Why is Triple X giving Rey and Big Moose a chance at the Tag Team Championships." ReyMooseJr with Rini and Big Moose came out to the ring with the crowd on their side. Next, Sin and Pane came out to the boo's of the UWM fans. Sin and Pane didn't care and got into the ring. The bell rang and they battled. Big Moose knocked Sin down with a clothesline while ReyMooseJr continued to dropkick Pane in the knee. Big Moose picked Sin up and gave him a scoop slam to the outside. He walked back to his corner and Rey and Pane kept fighting. Rey went for another dropkick but Pane moved. Rey hit the mat hard and Pane picked him by his throat. Pane tossed him into his corner and tagged in Sin. Sin picked Rey up over his head, tossed him up, and Rey's throat hit the toprope. Sin stomped away at Rey and tagged in Pane. Steven said,"Sin and Pane are working well as a tag team. I can see why they are the champions now." Pane climbed the turnbuckle and Sin put Rey on his shoulders. Rey launched himself off Sin and dropkicked Pane onto the outside. Steven said,"DEAR GOD! What a drop!" Sin picked Rey up but Rey knocked him away, ran at Big Moose, and tagged him in. Ken said,"Here we go!" Sin's punch was blocked by Big Moose and Sin received a huge headbutt. Sin stumbled back and fell over the toprope. Steven said,"Moose Pack controls the ring!" Pane slid in and got double teamed by ReyMooseJr and Big Moose. ReyMooseJr signalled the crowd and balanced himself on the toprope. Ken said,"What the hell is he doing?" Big Moose whipped Pane to the ropes and picked him up. Steven said,"LOOK AT THAT!" Big Moose tossed him up, ReyMooseJr jumped off ropes, and hit a huge jumping ddt. Ken screamed,"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY! Pane is out!" Pane wasn't moving. Rey pinned and the ref counted 1..2. and Sin pulled the ref out of the ring.
The ref and Sin screamed at each other but neither of them saw Big Moose climb the turnbuckle. Big Moose jumped off and hit Sin with a huge double axe handle. Ken yelled,"THERE HE IS! There's the man that made this all possible! Triple X!" Triple X ran to where Rini was and grabbed her by the hair. He set Rini up for the SexDegree when Rey saw him. Rey slid out of the ring just as Triple X hit his move on Rini. Rey tried to attack Triple X but Triple X hit him with a chair and then, SexDegreed him too. Triple X yelled,"Tell Macho Moose that I'll make him pay just like I made you pay." Triple X continued to yell as he backed right into Big Moose. Triple X slowly turned around and stood face-to-chest with the 500 pound monster. Big Moose wrapped his fingers around Triple X's neck and chokeslammed him. The bell rang as the ref counted everyone out. Steven said,"Sin and Pane retain their belts but I think Triple X better stay away from the Moose Pack." Ken said,"At least, Big Moose. Jesus Christ," as he looked at Triple X laying on the floor.
Al Fro/Omsok Backstage
Big TV powered up and a mad Al Fro was shown screaming at Osmok and throwing things around. "WHY DIDN"T YOU BREAK UP THE COUNT!! WHY!! YOU ARE USELESS!! WE COULD HAVE WON IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!" Al flips over a table. "I CAN'T CALM DOWN!! NO WE CAN'T GO TO STUPID TACO BELL!! IM SICK OF THIS OSMOK!!" Al slams the door blocking the camera and the Big TV powered down. "What has gotten into Al Fro!"asked Steven. "I dunno, but someone better help Osmok....maybe Jenny Craig."said Ken.
DDT vs. Tygress
DDT came out first with a mic. The crowd started whistling and yelling
things at her. DDT got into the ring and said to the crowd,"Please! That
wasn't me with Timothy Jones!" The crowd didn't stop. "Looks like most of
the audience agrees with me, Steven. And so they should, everyone knows that
DDT is that much of a slut, thanks to Womankind,"Ken said. "Stop it, Ken.
You could see just as much as I could that it was a fake,"Steven said. Ken
said,"Steven, Steven Men don't care if they're fake or not...........and
that applies to other things too." DDT
threw the mic down in frustration. Tygress's music hit and the crowd roared.
"How is DDT going to be able to concentrate with the crowd on her back all
the time?"Steven said. "Well, it's only fair. DDT was on her own back just
a short while ago with Timothy Jones, after all,"Ken said. "Stop it, Ken!"
Steven said. Ken ignored him and went on, "The best question would be: Does
DDT have the stamina and strength left to fight Tygress after that?" The
bell rang before Steven could yell at Ken anymore and Tygress got in a few
early blows. Tygress backed DDT into the corner and gave her a hard irish
whip into the opposite corner. The momentum took DDT up and over the top
rope and to the outside. Tygress jumped up on the top rope that DDT went
over and gave her a flying cross body. "Things don't look good here for DDT.
She's got to focus all her anger and frustration on Tygress, if she wants to
have any sort of a chance in this match-up,"Steven said. "Say, do you think
Timothy Jones got a Superlick from DDT?"Ken said. "That's SuperKICK! And
you know that those were fakes on the video!"Steven screamed. Tygress threw
DDT into the ring. Tygress picked up DDT, held her in the air for a few
seconds, and suplexed her down to the mat. "A massive vertical suplex by
Tygress!"Steven yelled. Triple X came running out from the back all of a
sudden with a steel chair. DDT distracted the ref while Triple X climbed
into the ring. "Hey DDT, take off your clothes like you did with Timothy
Jones, that'll distract him!"Ken screamed at DDT. Triple X waited for
Tygress to turn around to level her with the chair. Kef-Pac came running out
from the back and the crowd screamed. Kef-Pac leapt into the ring. Triple X
turned towards Kef-Pac with the chair, but Kef-Pac hit the chair into Triple
X's face with a Spin Kick. Triple X rolled out of the ring and ran
backstage, with Kef-Pac giving chase. Tygress climbed the top rope, and when
DDT turned around from the ref, gave her a Tyger Pounce. Tygress covered
1...2...3! Ken said,"DDT had no chance in that match-up. She had already
used up all her energy. That Timothy Jones must be a real animal." Steven
said,"Well, Tygress did dominate that match, but I don't think it was
because of that. I can't wait until DDT gets her hands on Womankind." Ken
said,"Heh,heh Steven said dominate." Steven looked at Ken and sighed.
Kid Kaos and Hardcore Robert Interview
"This is James interviewing Hardcore Robert and Kid Kaos." "Jamie, you get your ass out of our interview."said Kaos. "But my name is James!"said James. "We say it's Jamie so it's Jamie!"said Hardcore Robert. "NOW LEAVE!" James walked away. "Okay so we're back to our show."said Robert. "Me and Robert did some ass kicking and you know what? It feels great! We took Matt Sledge's disgraceful career and devoured it for lunch. Don't worry Sledge, We saved your mommy some embarrassment and your daddy wants you in bed. He has a story to tell with you, called the TWO LITTLE WRESTLERS THAT ATE SLEDGE." Robert continued"Today is a graceful day but not for Howie! You are just a little cheap skank that wants to be half as good as Hardcore Robert. You will never be. We are hardcore. We beat your little crippled ass. You are in some medical facility probably choking the beans you ate for lunch yesterday, or is your shit bag finally working? HAHAHAHAHAHA! If you ever show your face in that ring, you will be crippled in a wheel chair with an old woman pushing you around asking you if you want damn coffee!" "This is it for the Kaos and Robert show. Join us next time and we'll kick your ass!"said Kaos. "Lets go find a new ass to kick Kaos."said Robert. "Okay but lets go get some crack first!"said Kaos.
PD Derek vs. ?????
Triple X's music hit and everyone boo'ed. "This is great Steven! It's Triple X."said Ken. "Okay, all you fat bums out there need to shut up and listen. I have this damn raffle here to entertain you bums so here we go. PD Derek, your ass will face who ever I pull out of this raffle and they can choose any match they want you in. Let me roll this damn thing. And it is...DaShi Nokia. DaShi, get out here and tell Triple X what kind of match you want." DaShi's music hit and he came out. "I want an I Quit match with Derek,"said Dashi. "An I quit match you have. I'll sit on the outside and be a spectator for this match. Derek, bring your ass out and here's your opponent,"said Triple X. Glass shattering music hit and Derek ran into the ring and got stomped by Dashi but he got up and they brawled. "What a match! Triple X does everything right for this fed."said Ken. "I hope Derek can get out of here alive. With Triple X out there, he's like on a 2 on 1."said Steven. Dashi kicked Derek in the stomach and Triple X clapped outside. Dashi tried a ddt but Derek reversed it into a bridging suplex. The ref asked Dashi if quit but Dashi refused. "Damn! That was Derek's win."said Steven. Derek ran against the ropes and jumped on Dashi and pummeled him as the crowd cheered. "What a move by Derek!"said Steven. "That was nothing!"said Ken. Derek ran against the ropes and gave a hard elbow to the chest of Dashi. He did it again. Triple X was mad outside of the ring. Derek whipped Dashi into the turnbuckle but Dashi reversed. "Powerful move by Dashi. I hope Derek can stay awake after that shot!"said Steven. Dashi ran and gave a splash smashing Derek into the turnbuckle. He climbed up and put Derek up on the turnbuckle. He jumped up. He grabbed Derek's head and jumped off for a ddt. "OH DADDDDDY!"said Ken. "Oh no! Derek's out cold,"said Steven. Dashi rolled over and covered Derek. The ref asked Derek if he was going to quit. Derek said "NO". "YES! I knew Derek could pull this one out!"said Steven. He didn't win yet Steven. Be smart, after that move, Derek is not going to win. Dashi threw Derek over the ropes. He climbed out too. Dashi tried to whip Derek into the steel steps but Derek reversed and Dashi ran hard into the steps knocking them over. Derek grabbed a chair from under the mat. He tried to powerbomb Dashi but Dashi kept avoiding it. He tried one more time but Dashi reversed and Derek's back ran straight into the chair. "OW! Damn! Dashi's over powering Derek!"said Steven. Dashi rested a little and then piledrived Derek into the steel steps! "This one is over. Derek can't stand that. It's steel on head!"said Ken. The ref put the mike to Derek's mouth Derek grabbed it and slammed it into Dashi's face. "YES! I knew he could do it!"said Steven. Dashi gave kicks to Derek. He grabbed Derek and slammed his head into the pole but Derek would counter by also slamming Dashi's head into the pole. Derek ddt'ed Dashi into the mat. "Nice power move by Derek!"said Steven. "This match should have been Dashi's about 10 years ago!"said Ken. Dashi and Derek were brawling once again. Triple X looked on eagerly. Dashi grabbed Derek for a suplex but Derek reversed. When Dashi got up, he blocked a punch by Derek and gave Derek a single arm ddt. He climbed to the top turnbuckle. Once Derek stood up, he jumped off for a SpinKick! "OHHHH DADDDDDDY!"said Ken. "That's unbelievable,"said Steven. Dashi was dazed but not as dazed as Derek was. Dashi tried to get an axe handle smash from the ring to the outside but when he jumped off, Derek was there to give a low blow. "WHAT A COUNTER BY DEREK!"said Steven. Derek tried to get a texas cloverleaf but Dashi kicked him and went for a dragon sleeper! He kept pulling back further and further. The ref kept asking if Derek would quit but he kept denying. "That's a tough man there!"said Steven. "But a tougher man sits outside of the ring watching!"said Ken. Dashi was stopped by the ref after holding the hold for too long. He was arguing with the ref and then when he turned around Derek gave him an elbow to the face which gave Dashi a bloody nose. "Dashi's been busted open on the nose!"said Ken. Derek set up for the Sex-Factor! "Here it comes the Sex-Factor!"said Steven. "AHHHHH"said Ken. "Wait! DAMN! DAMN TRIPLE X!"said Steven. Triple X ran over and clotheslined Derek. He beat Derek around. The ref called for the bell and Derek is the winner. "Derek may be the winner but it looks like he's a loser! HAHAHAHAHAH!"said Ken. "Damn Triple X!"said Steven. "Derek had this one won!" Triple X took a chair and smacked Derek. He grabbed the chair he was sitting on and set up for the Ass Slam. "Let him go Triple X! Damn you!"said Steven. Triple X then set up for the SexDegree. "We need no Sex-Factor we need the main fact, the SexDegree!"said Ken. He SexDegree'd Derek into the chair. "Derek's been busted open and beat to hell! What will Triple X do NEXT!?!?!?!?!?"exclaimed Steven.
Macho Moose vs. Triple X
Ken said,"IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! It's the Triple X Night's Main Event with the man himself, TRIPLE X!" Steven said,"Yeah...but before we get to that asshole, let's bring out a good wrestler, Macho Moose." Macho Moose came out with the crowd roaring. Ken said,"Stupid Mooses." Steven said,"I believe it's moose." Ken said,"Shut up hippie!" Steven started to say something, then, shook his head, and turned away. Macho Moose got into the ring just has Triple X's music hit and he came out. Ken stood up and clapped for him. Triple X ran to the ring and slid in. Macho Moose stomped on him as soon as the bell rang. Triple X pushed him away and got up. Macho Moose gave him rights and lefts until Triple X went downstairs. The ref yelled at Triple X as Macho fell to the ground. Steven said,"Triple X is a good wrestler? I think not." Triple X picked Macho Moose up, whipped him to the ropes, and gave him a high knee. Macho got up only to receive a strong clothesline. Ken said,"Yeah, he's a good wrestler. He's in complete control!" Triple X pinned Macho and got a 1.. count from the ref. Triple X set Macho up in the turnbuckle and kicked him in the ribs over and over. The ref got Triple X off him and Triple X shoved him away. When Triple X turned back to Macho, he got a uppercut from Macho that almost took his head off. Triple X stumbled backwards and Macho hit him with a running clothesline that brought him to the mat. Triple X got up and got a bulldog from the leader of the Moose Pack. Macho pinned and got a 1..2 count from the ref. Macho held him on the ground and punched away at Triple X. The ref pulled Macho away and Triple X slowly got up. Macho bodyslammed him down to the mat. Steven said,"Damnit! It's them, the Foundation. Macho is winning." Ken said,"They're just gonna make sure Macho doesn't cheat again. HEY!" Big Moose, Rini, and ReyMooseJr jumped Marshall Law and Order, DDT, and Adam Blackman from behind. Ken said,"Now, that's cheating!" Macho was watching his team when Triple X nailed him with the title belt behind the ref's back. Triple X pinned and the ref counted 1..2.. and Macho kicked out. Ken said,"Damn that slow ref." Triple X set Macho Moose up for the SexDegree but he pushed away and Triple X fell backwards. Macho and him got up at the same time and started to brawl. Triple X went for a lowblow but Macho grabbed his leg and elbowdropped it. Triple X held his leg and Macho stomped on it. Steven yelled,"Break his leg!" Macho beat on Triple X until he wasn't moving. He climbed the turnbuckle and signaled for the Elbowdrop. Triple X got up, grabbed him, and threw him to the mat. Triple X grabbed him by the hair, pulls him up, and hit the SexDegree on him. Triple X pinned and the ref counted 1..2..3. Ken screamed,"YAY! TRIPLE X IS STILL THE WORLD AND IC CHAMPION!" Triple X held his belts high and then, put one over each shoulder. He got a mic and said,"Triple X Night was a success. Now, it is soon to be over but where does this leave us. Tonight, I must have more impact on UWM. This is my IC Belt. I gave it up once to win my World Championship. I didn't need this belt to win back my World Championship the second time..and I don't need it now. Therefore, starting next week, there will be an IC Championship Tournament. The final two will battle at the next pay-per-view. Don't let anyone tell you I never had an impact on UWM. I am not a nice guy. It's just well...this belt is shit to me. I am the World Champion. I am your World Champion. I am the UWM World Champion. And everyone will know it.
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