Dave Abbott's Online Wonderland

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Birthplace Of The International Network King

The year in review
The second year in review

WELCOME TO DAVE'S SHITTY WEBSITE. REMEMBER TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK. DAVE'S WEBSITE: WE PUT THE "M" IN RETARDED. EAT AT JOE'S. DON'T FORGET TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK. THIS MARQUEE SUCKS. GEORGE BUSH IS A PIECE OF SHIT. DAVE'S WEBSITE: MORE BORING THAN CHURCH. ANY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN DAVE'S SITE AND AN ACTUAL WEBSITE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND ANYONE WHO FEELS OTHERWISE CAN KISS MY DUCK CHEEKS. CHRIST ON A CRUTCH. THIS MARQUEE WILL REPEAT ITS SORRY ASS SELF ------->

A Little About Myself

I am the man.

I have a brother named Purvis

I have a cat named Fluffy

I have never actually killed anything, regardless of what i may say, or what the background to this site may imply.

I work at the coolest restaraunt in town..... Richards

Ñ¤ $hÏ++¥ $ymbols, excessive exclamation points, or shorthand 2 b found @ this website!!!!!!

If you want some sweet locker signs, Click here to download and print the very best I have to offer

dave's advice and words of wisdom

The official Lemonade Walk Website

Some Stupid Links

Yet another shitty poll. This one involves website slogans. *yawn*
YOU SUCK
This rules
question and answer page.
Nick Eigenberger (retard plus more)Hey Nick, if you don't believe me, the pictures are right here
INK Inc. Official Homepage.
Kill N'Sync
A poll
Another Poll
Go to my Sub-directory
Dave's Pizza Place ~~check this out~~
this is whatever
My awesome ~~NEW~~ poll note: this poll was new about 7 months ago
PLEASE sign my guestbook!!

Welcome to my website. Enjoy your stay at this pitiful peice of crap site. PLEASE sign my Guestbook! That's all I ask of you.

A special little haiku written just for you

This site sucks large ass
It blows big piles of dung
This stupid ass site

Email The Retard That Created This Shit: abbottdave@hotmail.com

Page Last Updated: July 10th, 2001

It's a fucking bar, dumbass