ROB COWAN:  INTERVIEW WITH THE MADMAN

Two weeks ago the entire Greater Toronto region heard the shocking news of an ugly naked madman running wild in the streets of Brampton, Ontario on his quest to find true inner peace blinding three children and leaving haunting memories in many others. Well he found his inner peace all right, he found it in the city prison, cell 666.  Our reporter, Rodeo Rotz, went and confronted the Madman himself in his prison cell about his horrific portrayal.  Here now is an excerpt from that interview. 

Rodeo:  What was going through your mind the night before    the tragedy?

The Madman:  Actually, I was a very calm man.  It felt like any other day.  I wasn't hyperventilating or anything.  I was collected.

Rodeo:  Did you anticipate the injuries that your little stunt caused?

The Madman:  Well believe it or not, I did not go out and flash the entire city to cause any harm.  I wanted to find myself.  I think I did.

Rodeo:  The parents of one child said this, "He's a lunatic for God sakes!  If only Canada had the death penalty, I want this son of a bitch to fry his white ass!".  What do you have to say about this comment?

The Madman:  Well what can I say? Part of me agrees with the comment while other parts of me want to kill the whore who said that.  I'm a good man, Mr. Rotz, I just made a mistake.  We all make mistakes don't we?

Rodeo:  Are you saying you regret what you did?

The Madman:  No, I'm not saying that.  I found myself which is what I wanted.  As for the victims, well all I can say is that I'm sorry.

Tune in next week for the conclusion of this interview where the Madman reveals what he found.

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