CuddleBreeder Success Stories

once associated with hippies, ganja, and little dancing bears, Jerry Garcia or as we know him, "JerryBear" hit the CuddleBreeding harder than a ceramic "peacepipe." a man once followed my the masses, JerryBear is now deceased...or so everyone wants to believe. in the past recent months, the CBs have opened the Dead files once again. after investigating jerry's cause of death, Keith confirmed that Jerry was dead. a heavy loss to the counter-culture as well as the CBs. Jerry is most remembered for his involvement with Tree Sloths and Anteaters. Jerry still lives in all of us through the eyes of Sandra... Jerry's Kid

Life on the road is grueling. Late nites, drunk roadies, and midgets. yeah, Axel Rose has done it all. everything but find happiness. But what about Slash? Slash can't take care of Axel anymore. Back during the "Paradise City" tour of '87, Axel rode a rare Chilean Alpaca on stage during "November Rain" and the crowd went nuts! the Alpaca freaked, pitching Axel on his neck and disappeared into the swirling mosh-pit. Axel couldn't speak of that incident, let alone "move on" until the CBs brought him a rowdy gang of P-Bears. Axel loves to dive in the icey water and look for seals... Axel's Pals

think your life is tough, try living your entire life as a quart-sized pitcher of sugar water! yeah, it's Mr. Kool-Aid himself. being an icon for happiness as well as mass suicide does have its perks, but there are the down times as well. how long can a packet/water solution go on living without a spoon to stir them? the CBs answered this call with the utmost professionalism and finding a suitable mate for Kool. Kool and the Gang

this is bill. bill cosby. he like Jell-o brand Pudding Pops. that's very nice and all, but we see him as Cuddlebreeder client. while taping the "Cosby Show", Bill started feeling "out of place" and asked us if we could help (keith had been working there as Rudi's playmate.) so, we showed him some of our cuddly products. Bill now works with inner-city Cuddles looking for a way out. -CBz Staff

meet Patrick Duffy, so real, yet so distant. As all true Step-by-Step fans know, Patrick has "complexity issues" with himself. Cuddlebreeding is his only escape. one of the O.G. CuddleBreeders' VIPs, mr. duffy gave generously to the organization in return for additional security (Fred Savage wants him to die!)we agreed and even gave Patrick his own Cuddle. Our relationship with this man is strong. He's the true "hook-up" for our Hollywood crowd. -CBz Staff

Viewed as the "tough guy" of the 80's A-Team, Mr. T is a really nice guy. A gymnastics coach and listening ear, "T" enlisted his services to the CBs in 1997, after a failed stint with 4-H (he knocked-out a donkey because it ate his slice of peach cobbler.) Looking to fix his public image, Mr. T has been nothing but a blessing. already enrolled in the CuddleBreeding Europe Program, T's goal is "to teach Russia how to love again." - CBz Staff