People behind the Cuddling

Did you think CuddleBreeders could possibly have been run by just jason and fetti? NO WAY! These friendly folks work better than Puerto Rican labor and are critical to the smooth mayhem here...

Meet Dr. Jerry Billows, chief Bio-Engineer here at CuddleBreeders International. He does all sorts of zany experiments we dont even ask about! Do you remember the 1994 POG-offs? Jerry was the one who scientifically engineered the World Champion SpiderMonkey POG Team (the primates with 'Slammer' fists). He also put rollerskates on a three-toed sloth making it able to survive without looking like a dummy!

Picture shows Jerry de-toxing Chinese olympic goldfish!

Sam is the chief vet here at C.B. Central. He makes sure the cuddles are in tip-top shape. Drop your injured Cuddles off to Sam and he'll take care of 'em. You might want to keep your eye on Sam he takes a little too much of a "special interest" in the Cuddles. Sylvia Jean just kinda hangs out, talks on the phone with Bowerbird and makes pretty coats out of the Cuddles Sam can't save. Sam can't save 'em like George Clooney can, he's rad.

this picture is when Scribbles (cat) ate Sam's "still smokin'" Marlboro. Sam still needed his nicotine fix

Bowerbirds new here. Don't laugh at his name because he'll pinch you. Known to carry his Ghetto Blaster everywhere a la "LL Cool J"-style. Bird used to B-Boy with Jäson back in the 80's, so you know he's cool. He just wanders around the USA, kicking out the jams, and spreading the Cuddle word. if anyone has seen B-Bird, please let us know. we're worried about his whereabouts. Look for B-Bird to take an active role in the CBs 2000 election.

Bowerbird performing "Rapper's Delight" at the Laundro-Slot