Blah Blah Misfits

Sick of Keith's crap? looking for a lil' excitement in your life? sorry, we're all sold out of that. check out the misfits in the meantime

feast your eyes on this keeper! it's Rosie, tah da! Rosie likes cats (as you can see) as much as the next person, but has a tendency to get too "involved." a natural when it comes to domesticating foreign elements such as Hello Kitty! and Tamagotchi into main stream pop-culture. Most of all, Rosie loves persian rugs the best. they don't unravel easily and they can withstand heavy foot traffic...like moving between the kitchen & the sofa during the back-to-back episodes of "Survivor & "Big Brother" on CBS. Rosie loves snacks too as you can see, screw Healthy Choice, give 'em Duncan Hines. box #51

Charleston Heston condemned Cornelious in "Planet of the Apes" will you? a lovable speaking ape from the future, Cornelious is the perfect companion for the person who seeks a partner for Bridge singles, wed. nite line dancing, and the occasional sleep over/movie nite. A movie buff, when asked of his favorite movie, C says he likes "Dunson Checks In." there's so much we can say about Cornelious, although Keith despises him. don't let that deter you from fate. box #637

Behold the power of skank. this is Dug, he's not just an ordinary bear, like that wuss, winnie the pooh, he's a skankin' bear! Dug is in a band, Less Than Snake, so you must be tolerant of girls, late night parties, long road trips, beer bongs, and teddy grahams. we find it best if you let him sleep 'til noon and then give him some money to play Donkey Kong down on the pier. light rockers need not apply. box #01