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Taco Bell

Hurrah for Taco Bell! after numerous attempts to get the point that a stupid mexican dog "just doesn't work," Taco Bell has finally placed the little pint-sized mutt into the world of unemployment. that's right, TB has s-canned the pooch. maybe he can find stud work somewhere.

Lance Armstrong

One of the greatest road cyclists in the world, Team US Postal Service rider, Lance Armstrong has won his second consecutive Tour de France - a 23 day, 2250 mile race. This is cool because Lance is recovering from cancer and he pisses Ralph Lafrenz off - whooping Italian rider Marco Pantani (pink jersey)

Ford Focus wagon

the predecessor to Keith's historic ride, 1985 Audi 5000, this car has already proved itself worthy.  land-speed records, giddy-up, and room to seat five comfortably, Focus is already well on its way to setting its own dynasty.

Kareem Abdul Jabbar

yet another casulty in the world of "has-beens," Kareem was arrested last week for possession of marijauna while being pulled over for a routine traffic stop. CuddleBreeders are surprised that Kareem (of weed) even has the money to buy pot.

Chihuahuas

these dogs sucks as evident in firing of the Taco Bell dog.   small, yippy, and worthless.

Canada

A country of eskimos, French people, and moose, this country can't play soccer.  last friday in Huntingdon, PA, they got some cheap calls, leading them to a cheap victory over a fair-play USA., 1-0.