Alf and Pogs , is there any greater combination!In the coming days more stuff,by Skork and The Face!
***Newsflash! An unconfirmed source has just informed us Alf has been horrifically killed! A bloody end for our Alien friend!***
Film Review by Skork. Project:Alf,at it's best was mediocre. All talent in its all-star cast was carefully wasted,and the bald midget in the Alf suit gave his most wooden performance to date. To call this film "good",would be to label chalk "Edam". It asks no questions,and gives no answers,and when the film has finally ended,one can't help but think,"what did I do to deserve such a bland,meaningless movie?". The sort of person who might actually enjoy it,would be the same person who thinks Linkin Park are talented,and spends his time playing pogs,and answers to the name Lysander,Skeeter,or,in worse cases,Ulyses.
END. !NEWSFLASH!-SKORK SUCKS!!!!!PROJECT ALF GOT MY ALL TIME HIGHEST RATING OF 9 THUMBS UP!it was a groin grabbingly good movie with a class act from Max Wright .He deserves a golden globe , no a grammy for his efforts .p.s.my second names are lysander and skeeter , huh what loser would call themselves Ulysees!
***NEWSFLASH! Skork has wreaked havoc last night and destroyed the site!The links below somehow vanished,but all has been fixed.I shall see to it that Skork be taken outside,tied to a longship and keehauled,not once,not twice but thrice!END.***
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