JAMES McLACHLAN - Editor
Cyril, man about town and professional sexual inadequate, employed to make other people feel better about them selves, is the editor, and handles the dangerous side, of the Fall of Because. A man of few words, and there for, many empty note books.
His mutable personalities insure that the zine is unsuitable for any one interest group, and can freely admit, if he so chooses, that the Fall of Because is a Goth zine because nobody else will.
Cyril's record for pissing people off to the point where they never speak to him again, but never tell him what he did wrong, now stands at: 5.

Favourite movie/t.v show: The Avengers.(Incidentally, my Avengers Want List is anything that's not: The Town of no Return, From Venus With Love, Small Game For Big Hunters, The See-Through Man, The Cybernauts, Return of the Cybernauts, The Hidden Tiger, Game, They Keep Killing Steed, The Bird Who Knew too Much, Too Many Christmas Trees, The Joker, Death at Bargain Prices, Escape in Time, A Touch of Brimstone, The Danger Makers, The Living Dead, and The Gravediggers. Anyone willing to swap or just give them to me would be a very nice person indeed I think.)

Favourite sexual position: The one where I lay down and every body else gets on top.

Number of dead people known: 3.

Drug of choice: Cocoa beans.

Funniest T-shirt owned: "Jeffery lived in Milwaukee with eleven men, but they were in pieces because he dismembered them."

Main black mailing reason for being forced to write for the Fall of Because: Neil and the beans.

Most famous quote: "Learn to be stupid."

BILL - Head Artist
Bill, social misfit and Aleister Crowley look-a-like, "graduated" from art school twice. He is yet to show his parents the certificates which were "lost in the post", and they are growing more suspicious day by day.
Flunking life drawing on morel grounds, (the girls were too real), Bill now spends his time perfecting the 'perfect gothic woman' for Cyril's seriously disturbed imagination.
He plans to kill himself if he doesn't get it right the next time.

Favourite movie/t.v show: The little white dot.

Favourite sexual position: Anything warm and wet.

Number of dead people known: 3.

Drug of choice: Tobacco, Caffeine and Oestrogen tea.

Funniest T-shirt owned: Adidas.

Main black mailing reason for being forced to write for the Fall of Because: What do you know about the black mail man?

Most famous quote: "It's easier to say man than it is to say Nick."

ALLISON- Writer
Allison appears to be a little wacky to most of her bogan friends. To everyone else she's just a nut.
She's a bit of a loner... you know, that chick that used to sometimes sit by herself at lunchtimes, writing in that damn notebook.
She's not so commonly known as "Hottie" or "Hot Tits" by very few of her frends, which she seems to take in her stride, but I think, emotionally mars her at every mention.
Yep, Allison's a nut... and she seems to like to promote the fact, even if it incurs impending put downs. I guess she'll live... until she dies.
That's all I have to say about her really.

Favourite movie/t.v show: Favourite movies... it's hard to think, I've seen so many... but these come to mind…Pulp Fiction, Heathers, Spaceballs, Goonies, The Matrix, Being John Malcovich, Existenz.
Favourite tv shows... The Simpsons, X-Files and Popstars.

Favourite sexual position: Any of them, even the ones omitted from the Karma Sutra due to technical difficulties.

Number of dead people known: 7

Drug of choice: Guarana, if it's a drug... and only if it's in a sickenly sweet, fizzy drink.

Funniest T-shirt owned: My clothing isn't very humourous... but I guess it would have to be the tie dyed top my friends made for me that has rings around where the breasts usually end up in it.

Main black mailing reason for being forced to write for the Fall of Because: James has some photos of myself in (to some) compromising positions with my neighbour's Chiwauwau.

Most famous quote: "Will this wash out?"

NICK - Writer
A nice guy, bit of a looker, a thinker, a twat, huge bits.

Favourite movie/t.v show: Simpsons, rage. Fave movie: blue velvet, evil dead?

Favourite sexual position: In the nude.

Number of dead people known: Sometimes too many, sometimes not enough.

Drug of choice: Pale ale.

Funniest T-shirt owned: My skin is pretty funny, a bit lumpy.

Main black mailing reason for being forced to write for the Fall of Because: You'll kill my family, friends, dog and soul.

Most famous quote: Check out that fuck, what a fucking fuck.

THANK YOU TO:
All those people who have helped to make The Fall of Because possible, not only in this electronic form, but all those through the paper additions as well. In particular we would like to thank Fitz, Fitz, and Fitz again, Dann and Helen and Betty Paginated zine, Russell, Anna and Asphyxia zine, Daughter, Louise and Black Light Angel Comic, Eddie and Cheryl and Purple Monky Dishwasher zine and Biblio Eroticus zine, Nick W., Kalon, Allison and Whitewater Eye Puddles zine, Pippa and Duncan and Mess zine, Rebecca, and Alustrial and dans I'obscurité zine.

Disclaimer- This site and its contents are copyrighted to their respective authors, and pinching any of it would be a-kin to telling your friends that you gain great sexual satisfaction from farm animals, the social rejection would be much the same. So I advise you rip off somehting good insted. Feel free to pinch any of the backgrounds though.

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