Love At Bayside High

Androgynous Goth Person 1: "I am full of sorrow for
nobody loves me. I love you Androgynous Goth person
2."

Androgynous Goth Person 2: "I am afraid I can not love
you for I am too full of sorrow that no one
understands me."

A G P 1: "I am so sad." *Kills self.*

A G P 2: "Oh no. What have I done? The one person
who loved me is gone. I now know that I did love
them. Now that they are gone I will truly be full of
sorrow."

Punk Girl: "I haven't bathed in 3 weeks."

Punk Guy: "I steal my clothes from bums on the street."

Punk Girl: "I would love you but I can't. For love
forgoes order. And order destroys anarchy, which is
our eventual goal. Thus since hate breeds chaos which
leads to anarchy I hate you."

Punk Guy: "I hate you too." *They split a can of dog
food before raw animal sex with lots of bitting.*

Androgynous Raver 1: "I love you."

Androgynous Raver 2: "I also lo.. Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!!!
REALITY!!!!" *Pops two pills*

A R 2: "I love you too."

Indie Rock Guy: "You have all of the Bail and
Sebastian records?!?!?"

Indie Rock Girl: "Yup."

Indie Rock Guy: "On Vinyl?!?!?!?!?"

Indie Rock Girl: "Yup."

Indie Rock Guy: "I love you."

Indie Rock Girl: "I know."

Emo Guy: *Looking down at satchel.* "Hey."

Emo Girl: *Looking down at Keds.* "Hey. So. I'll
see you at the show?"

Emo Guy: "Probably." *Leaves.*

Emo Girl: "I love you."

Industrial Guy: "I love you!!!!!"

Industrial Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Surfer guy: "I love you sooooo much."

The perfect wave: *Splash*

Surfer guy: "Gnarly."

Hippie guy: "Pass the joint."

Hippie girl: *Snorts* "Y-Yeah."

Just hope you all have a better understanding of the
sub-culture people.

Your favorite steak sauce,
                        A-1

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