| Kids' Advice to Kids |
| "Never tell your mom her diet's not working." (Michael, age 14) |
| "Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time." (Kyoyo, age 9) |
| "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look studpid?' don't answer." (Hannah, age 9) |
| "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." (Alyesha, age 13) |
| "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." (Emily, age 10) |
| "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." (Taylia, age 11) |
| "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." (Naomi, age 15) |
