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  • 21 Days
  • Adam's Song
  • Aliens Exist
  • All the Small Things
  • Anthem
  • Apple Shampoo
  • Ben Wah Balls
  • Boring
  • Cacophony
  • Carousel
  • Dammit
  • Dancing with myself
  • Degenerate
  • Depends
  • Dick Lips
  • Does My Breath Smell?
  • Don't Leave Me
  • Dumpweed
  • Dysentery Gary
  • Emo
  • Enthused
  • The family next door
  • Family Reunion
  • Fentoozler
  • The Girl Next Door
  • Going Away To College
  • I'm Sorry
  • I Won't Be Home For Christmas
  • Josie
  • Lemmings
  • M+Ms
  • Mutt
  • My Pet Sally
  • A New Hope
  • The Party Song
  • Pathetic
  • Peggy Sue
  • Point Of View
  • Reebok Commercial
  • Romeo and Rebecca
  • Sometimes
  • Strings
  • Time
  • Toast And Bananas
  • Touchdown Boy
  • Transvestite
  • TV
  • Untitled
  • Voyeur
  • Waggy
  • Wasthing Time
  • Wendy Clear
  • What's My Age Again
  • Wrecked Him
  • Zulu


    21 Days

    My mind wanders as I'm trying not to fall in love with you
    'Cause every time I awake I ponder on my mistakes of
    What I said, it is always my esteen that I sure lose
    Playing those stupid games as I always end up chasing you

    I can't help myself anymore
    Rehearsing my thoughts as I'm too scared to come to your door
    I pushed it all aside just to stand next to you
    But now you won't talk to me for something that I didn't do

    It's not gonna work

    And I'm trying not to think of you
    I'm all confused as I think of the things that I would do
    I'm all shook up as I get all nervous inside
    My emotions are something that I will always hide

    Adam's Song

    I never thought I'd die alone
    I laughed the loudest who'd have known
    I traced the cord back to the wall
    No wonder it was never plugged in at all
    I took my time, I hurried up
    The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
    I'm too depressed to go on
    You'll be sorry when I'm gone

    I never conquered, rarely came
    16 just held such better days
    Days when I still felt alive
    We couldn't wait to get outside
    The world was wide, too late to try
    The tour was over I'd survived
    I couldn't wait till I got home
    To pass the time in my room alone

    I never thought I'd die alone
    Another six months I'll be unknown
    Give all my things to all my friends
    You'll never set foot in my room again
    You'll close it off, board it up
    Remember the time that I spilled the cup
    Of apple juice in the hall
    Please tell mom this is not her fault

    I never conquered, rarely came
    But tomorrow holds such better days
    Days when I can still feel alive
    When I can't wait to get outside
    The world is wide, the time goes by
    The tour is over, I've survived
    I can't wait till I get home
    To pass the time in my room alone

    Aliens Exist

    Hey mom, there's something in the backyard
    I hope it's not the creatures from above
    You used to read me stories
    As if my dreams were boring
    We all know conspiracies are dumb

    What if people knew that these were real
    I'd leave my closet door open all night
    I know the CIA would say
    What you hear is all hearsay
    I wish someone would tell me what was right

    Up all night long
    And there's something very wrong
    And I know it must be late
    Been gone since yesterday
    I'm not like you guys
    I'm not like you

    I am still the skeptic yes you know me
    Been best friends and will be till we die
    I got an injection
    Of fear from the abduction
    My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies

    Up all night long
    And there's something very wrong
    And I know it must be late
    Been gone since yesterday
    I'm not like you guys
    I'm not like you

    Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation
    Information, nice to know ya, paranoia
    Where's my mother, biofather

    Up all night long
    And there's something very wrong
    And I know it must be late
    Been gone since yesterday
    I'm not like you guys
    Twelve majestic lies

    All the Small Things

    All the, small things
    True care, truth brings
    I'll take, one lift
    Your ride, best trip

    Always, I know
    You'll be at my show
    Watching, waiting, commiserating

    Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
    Na, Na.......

    Late night, come home
    Work sucks, I know
    She left me roses by the stairs
    Surprise let me know she cares

    Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
    Na, Na......

    Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
    Keep your head still I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill
    Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
    Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill

    Anthem

    Home show, mom won't know
    Run out the back door
    He's passed out on the floor

    Third time, been caught twice
    Forgive our neighbor Bob
    I think he humped the dog

    But good things come to those who wait
    Cause she laid me
    And mom and dad possess the key - instant slavery
    No need explain the plan no need to even bother
    I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run - wish my friends were 21

    White lies, blood shot eyes
    Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall
    How's Chris marked with lipstick
    Better call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters

    But good things come to those who wait
    Cause she laid me
    And mom and dad possess the key - instant slavery
    No need explain the plan no need to even bother
    I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run - wish my friends were 21

    You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on
    You planned their fall
    Too bad you're wrong, don't need a mom dad slave drive song
    I time bomb

    Turn low the radio, I think I hear my dad
    Yelling at the band

    But good things come to those who wait
    Cause she laid me
    And mom and dad possess the key - instant slavery
    No need explain the plan no need to even bother
    I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run - wish my friends were 21

    You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on
    You planned their fall
    Too bad you're wrong, don't need a mom dad slave drive song
    I time bomb

    Apple Shampoo

    She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me
    But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving

    The good intentions that you had
    Now only came to this
    And although she saw the mark
    The arrow missed

    It isn't exciting reciting the stories
    Of kind words turned hurting when routine get boring

    Both getting tired of punk rock clubs
    And both playing in punk rock bands
    The start was something good
    But some good things must end

    And she said, "It could never survive
    With such differing lives
    One home, one out on tour again

    We may never come back
    The strike of a match
    The candle's buring at both ends."

    And now she knows too much
    And I'm too fucked up
    It's awkward trying to make my move

    I'll pretend that I'm fine
    Show up right on time
    But I know I'll never be that cool

    I never wanted to hold you back
    I just wanted to hold on
    But my chance is gone

    I know / just where / I stand / a boy
    Trapped in the body of a man and

    I'll take what you're willing to give
    And I'll teach myself to live
    With a walk-on part of a background shot
    From a movie I'm not in

    She's so important
    And I'm so retarded

    And now I realize
    I should have kissed you in L.A.
    But I drove home all alone
    As if I had a choice, anyway

    Where are you coming from?
    What are you running from?
    Is it so hard to see?

    And if you're feeling scared
    Remember the time we shared
    You know it meant everything (everything)
    You know that it meant everything to me

    You know that it meant everything to me
     

    Ben Wah Balls

    (No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher
    Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)

    Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
    So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
    And happily and gay
    Well I guessed exactly that
    Because he found a special girl
    That put him in a special trance

    He fell in love so quickly
    What the hell was he to expect
    That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
    As any other girl
    That he had thought that he once met
    I guess you could only blame fate

    Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
    She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
    And then quietly one day
    He sang a song from deep within his heart
    Causing some ingestion
    He finished with a great big fart and

    She knew at that one moment
    That song was something she heard before
    So she asked him to do that again

    Then out the door they hurried
    She was gonna find out for sure
    So she analyzed his rear end

    She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
    He used to always fart and sing this special song.
    Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
    'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."

    I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
    Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
    I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
    Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...

    Boring

    You don't need nothin'
    And I know that you won't even try
    Don't wait for me to help you
    Too late for any of my advice

    No trust
    All I got is lies
    Boring
    Alright

    Misplaced your values
    Forgot being the importance of being right
    Don't sit there and act humble
    I've heard your story a thousand times

    No trust
    All I got is lies
    Boring
    Alright

    Cacophony

    When you talk about tomorrow
    I'm not sure about today
    When you tell me that you love me
    What am I supposed to say?

    Sometimes I don't feel
    The same way as you feel

    Words like forever
    They scare the shit out of me
    Maybe I'm afraid of commitment
    Maybe you're too distracted to see that

    Sometimes I don't feel
    The same way as you feel

    I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again
    I think of all the things I'd scream
    But I think it's for the best
    That you and I just don't connect and
    Things are never quite what they seem

    Will there ever be
    Someone to give her heart to me
    Or would I be to blind to see it

    I wouldn't make a sound
    I'd keep it underground

    It always seems like I'm running around around
    Running around around
    Round

    Sometimes I don't feel
    The same way as you feel

    Carousel

    I talk to you every now and then
    I never felt so alone again
    I stop to think at a wishing well
    My thoughts send me on a carousel

    Here I am standing on my own
    Not a motion from the telephone
    I know not a reason why
    Solitudes a reason to die

    Just you wait and see
    As school life is a
    It is a woken dream
    Aren't you feeling alone?

    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another night alone

    Now as I walk down the street
    I need a job just to sleep in sheets
    Buying food every once in a while
    But not enough to purchase a smile

    A tank of gas is a treasure to me
    I know now that nothing is free
    I talk to you every now and then
    I never felt so alone again

    Just you wait and see
    As school life is a
    It is a woken dream
    Aren't you feeling alone?

    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another
    I guess its just another night alone

    Dammit

    It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me
    I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you
    I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons
    The season / is calling / and your pictures / are falling down

    The steps that / I retrace / the sad look / on your face
    The timing / and structure / did you hear / he fucked her?
    A day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report
    On losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now

    And it's happened once again
    I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    Sees through the master plan

    But everybody's gone
    And I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own
    Well I guess this is growing up

    Well I guess this is growing up

    And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview
    You'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy
    And I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay
    The charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back

    And it'll happen once again
    You'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands
    And sees through the master plan

    But everybody's gone
    And you've been there for too long
    To face this on your own
    Well I guess this is growing up

    Well, I guess this is growing up [4x]
    Well, I guess this is growing up

    Dancing With Myself

    On the floors of Tokyo
    Down in London town's a go-go
    With the record selection
    And the mirror's reflection
    I'm a-dancing with myself

    Oh, when there's no one else in sight
    In the crowded, lonely night
    Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
    And I'm dancing with myself

    {Refrain}
    Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
    Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
    Well there's nothing to lose
    And there's nothing to prove
    And I'm dancing with myself
    Oh, oh, oh, oh

    If I looked all over the world
    And there's every type of girl
    But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
    And leave me dancing with myself

    So let's sink another drink
    'Cause it'll give me time to think
    If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
    And I'd be dancing with myself

    {Refrain}
    Oh, oh, oh, oh (4x)

    Well, if I looked all over the world
    And there's every type of girl
    But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
    And leave me dancing with myself

    So let's sink another drink
    'Cause it'll give me time to think
    If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
    And I'll be dancing with myself

    {As refrain}
    Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
    Oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
    If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
    If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
    If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance

    Oh, oh, oh, oh (4x)
    Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself Oh, world's all wet
    Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself I'm gonna sweat
    Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself I'm gonna sweat
    Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself sweat (18x)
    Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself (repeat to fade)

    Degenerate

    Crossed the street, naked at night
    Bent over to show some moonlight
    Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
    Nude in a gutter is how I was found

    Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
    No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
    Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
    All I got is a guy Ben Dover

    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
    Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
    I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
    Took a shower 'cause I stunk
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat
    Had my nuts attacked by rats
    Dad got nude, I wore a thong
    For a hobby I make bombs

    Went to a farm to tip some cows
    Forgot that I left my pants down
    Bent over to pick them up
    Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum

    The farmer took me to his house
    Showed me the closet from the inside out
    The police came, they took me away
    Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
    Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
    I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
    Took a shower 'cause I stunk
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat
    Had my nuts attacked by rats
    Dad got nude, I wore a thong
    For a hobby I make bombs

    Don't like hesh, don't like rap
    Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
    I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
    Took a shower 'cause I stunk
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat
    Had my nuts attacked by rats
    Dad got nude, I wore a thong
    For a hobby I make bombs

    Depends

    I don't want to urinate on myself
    I don't want to urinate on anyone else
    Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
    Because I can't control my bladder anymore

    Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
    Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

    Step back in the light
    No more soiled nights alone
    But I guess I don't have a care
    Because there's not a load in my underwear

    I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
    I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
    I had an accident today
    I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

    But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
    Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

    Step back into life (go, go)
    No more soiled nights alone
    Well, I guess that I don't have a care
    If I don't have a load in my underwear

    Dick Lips

    Please, mom
    You ground me all the time
    I know that I was right
    All along

    And I'm hoping
    Remember I'm a kid
    I know not what I did
    Just having fun

    You couldn't wait for something new
    And yesterday I thought of you
    It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
    It's too late, I fell through

    Nothing to lose
    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
    Nothing to do
    They can't trust me because I blew it once before

    Shit, dad
    Please don't kick my ass
    I know I've seen you trashed
    At least one time

    Can I blame it
    On one of my dumb friends
    It's been awhile
    Since I have used that line

    You couldn't wait for something new
    And yesterday I thought of you
    It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
    It's too late, I fell through

    Nothing to lose
    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
    Nothing to do
    They can't trust me because I blew it once before

    (Alright)

    Nothing to lose
    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
    Nothing to do
    They can't trust me because I blew it once before

    Does My Breath Smell?

    Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want?
    Who tells them all to laugh?
    Who tells them all to talk about me?

    And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here
    Why do they, why do they
    Always kick me in the groin when I come near

    And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit.

    I don't know what I'm feeling
    I'm just so sick of seeing
    All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads

    Who often just sit kick back
    As I am not so relaxed
    I often wonder why they act so odd

    Because no worse a time
    When it's just your time to
    Think you should make your move
    It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse

    What about that situation
    All night procrastination
    Takes you to the point when you lead her to her door

    There is nothing left there to say
    I guess you best be on your way
    But before you go you got to do that chore

    No worse a time
    When it's just your time to
    Think you should make your move
    It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse

    Please won't you buy in
    I'm always tryin'
    I keep on tryin'
    There's only so much pride that I can lose

    I hope that when you see me
    You see right through me
    Come on now, honestly
    I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue

    Don't Leave Me

    Don't leave me all alone
    Just drop me off at home
    I'll be fine, it's not the first
    Just like last time, but a little worse

    She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about
    She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
    I said don't let your future be destroyed by my past
    She said don't let my door hit your ass

    One more chance, I'll try this time
    I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
    I'll listen up, pretend to care
    Go on ahead, I'll meet you there

    She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about
    She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
    I said don't let your future be destroyed by my past
    She said don't let my door hit your ass

    Let's try this one more time with feeling
    One more time with feeling
    One more time with feeling
    One more time with feeling

    She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about
    She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
    I said don't let your future be destroyed by my past
    She said don't let my door hit your ass

    Don't leave my all along
    Just drop me off at home, and I'll be fine

    Dumpweed

    It's understood, I said it many ways
    Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
    I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her
    And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her
    But this I ask, It's what I want to know
    How would you feel, If I should choose to go
    Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely
    Another guy, you think he'd want to fight me

    She's a dove, She's a fucken nightmare
    Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
    On the go and it's way too late to play
    I need a girl that I can train

    I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
    My dad used to give me all of his advice
    He would say you got to turn your back and run now
    Come on son, you haven't got a chance now

    She's a dove, She's a fucken nightmare
    Undpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
    On the go and it's way too late to play
    I need a girl that I can train

    She's a dove, She's a fucken nightmare
    Undpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
    On the go and it's way too late to play
    I need a girl that I can train

    I need a girl that I can train
    I need a girl that I can train
    Turn your back and run now
    You haven't got a chance now

    Dysentary Gary

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucken weasel
    His issues make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal

    Cause I love your little motions
    You do with your pigtails
    What a nice creation
    Worth another night in jail

    He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
    Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone
    There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

    So all you little ladies
    Be sure to choose the right guys
    You'll come back to me maybe
    I'll shower you with lies

    Got a lotta heart ache
    He's a fucken weasel
    Decisions make my mind ache
    Want to make a deal

    Ease away the problems and the pain
    The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
    All along, you wish that she would stay
    Fuck the guy who took and ran away

    He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
    When friends were listening to slayer
    I would like to find him Friday night
    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
    Fuck this place, i lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore
    Where's my dog? Girls are such a drag

    Emo

    One more time you will laugh about it
    And he'll never try to give you more
    And I don't care, he is such a dick
    Treats you like you are a stupid whore

    And it seems like things will never change
    You go on, every cloud is in your way
    And I know you feel empty all the time
    You'll never listen to anything that I say

    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    'Cause she fell right off when all
    Is said, you know
    It's okay to just want more

    Why leave when you claim it is love?
    But why stay when you're not the only one?
    She's proved she's strong
    Be brave, be strong
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    'Cause she fell right off when all
    Is said, you know
    It's okay to just want more

    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)
    She's better off sleeping on the floor
    She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)

    Enthused

    Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed
    To be the one who gets stupid over you
    Lazy (lazy), laid back (laid back), maybe you're just on crack
    Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused?
    (Go)

    She doesn't care at all
    She doesn't care at all
    She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all

    If I were the last of the few who always ask
    Would you still be the same person that I knew
    And if it's for me, another boring story
    I swear I'll act enthused

    The Family Next Door

    Oh how your mom is so inbred (She's so inbred)
    Last night I caught your mother
    with your brother in her bed (With you brother in bed)
    Five arms ten legs and four toes (The bitch has got four toes)
    But when you fuck your family I guess
    That's just the way it goes
    (When you fuck your family I guess
    that's just the way it goes)

    But don't worry
    Your mom is not the only one (She's not the only one)
    Because just the other night
    I caught your dad taking your
    Brother's temperature with his tongue

    When you go to his house
    Don't kneel or squat (Don't kneel or squat)
    Before you know it his dad will tie
    Your dick in a knot with his tongue

    Family Reunion

    shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
    shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
    shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
    shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat
    I fucked your mom
    And I wanna suck my dad
    and my mamma too
    oh, is this thing on

    Fentoozler

    At the risk of sounding rude
    Just who the fuck do you think you are
    To tell me what you expect of me today?

    Well, you can take your attitude
    You're out of luck, you've gone way too far
    If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay

    How long can I string you along?
    How little of myself can I give
    And still make you believe I care?

    At the risk of sounding trite
    Why the fuck do you think you're right
    About every little thing that you say?

    And do you think that it is right
    For Tom to spend another night
    Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay?

    How long can I string you along?
    How little of myself can I give
    And still make you believe I care?

    How long can I string you along
    How little of myself can I give
    And still make you believe I care?

    The Girl Next Door
    (Written by Ben Weasel)

    White girl living in the big city
    In a big apartment house
    She's living with her boyfriend now

    She drives off every day for school and work
    She washes dishes now
    And watches tv on the pull out couch

    And every day's the same

    White girl moved back to the suburbs
    And she finally found a man
    Who knows how to take care of her

    She bought the perfect little house
    And the lawn's well manicured
    And she'd never missed a day of work

    And every day's the same

    White girl couldn't go on knowing
    She was just here wasting her time
    She drowned in the lake last night

    They found her bloated body floating
    But she still walks around
    Performing all her daily chores

    She still don't know what life's about

    Cause every day's the same
    And she's got no one to love

    Going Away To College

    Please take me by the hand
    It's so cold out tonight
    I'll put blankets on the bed
    I won't turn out the lights
    Just don't forget to
    Think about me, and I
    Won't forget you
    I'll write you once a week she said

    Why does it feel the same
    To fall in love or break it off
    And if young love is just a game
    I must have missed the kickoff
    Don't depend on
    Me to ever follow through on
    Anything but
    I'd go through hell for you

    I haven't been this scared
    In a long time
    And I'm so unprepared
    So here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words
    A simple melody
    This world's an ugly place
    But you're so beautiful to me

    I'll think about the times
    She kissed me after class and
    She put up my friends
    I acted like an ass
    I ditched my lecture
    To watch the girls play soccer
    Is my picture
    Still hanging in her locker

    I haven't been this scared
    In a long time
    And I'm so unprepared
    So here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words
    A simple melody
    This world's an ugly place
    But you're so beautiful

    I haven't been this scared
    In a long time
    And I'm so unprepared
    So here's your valentine
    Bouquet of clumsy words
    A simple melody
    This world's an ugly place
    But you're so beautiful

    I'm Sorry

    Don't bide your time
    'Cause it is almost over
    And I know you're down
    And I'll see you around

    And I know it hurts
    But you're just getting older
    And I know you'll win
    You'll do it once again

    Just yesterday
    It always seemed like such a dream
    We're unstoppable, indestructable
    Nothing happens to our machine

    And there's no harm
    At least nothing I can see
    As for you, not so true
    You couldn't choose where his road would lead

    What a loss
    You just lost all your sleep
    And we've always thought
    That this could never happen, you see

    That it's so hard
    You gotta get up on your feet
    'Cause the only way, I gotta say
    Is to move on through the week

    Don't bide your time
    'Cause it is almost over
    And I know you're down
    And I'll see you around

    And I know it hurts
    But you're just getting older
    And I know you'll win
    You'll do it once again

    Sorry [x16]
    (Sorry...) Happened to you [x4]

    Don't bide your time
    'Cause it is almost over
    And I know you're down
    And I'll see you around

    And I know it hurts
    But you're just getting older
    And I know you'll win
    You'll do it once again

    I Won't Be Home For Christmas

    Outside the carolers start to sing
    I can't describe the joy they bring
    Cause joy is something they don't bring me

    My girlfriend is by my side
    From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
    Their whiny voices get irritating
    It's Christmas time again

    So I stand with a dead smile on my face
    Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste
    Oh God, I hate these Satan’s helpers

    And then I guess I must have snapped
    Because I grabbed the baseball bat
    And made them all run for shelter

    It’s Christmas time, again
    It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand, All year
    I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

    You people scare me
    Please stay away from my home
    If you don’t get beat down
    Just leave the presents and let me be alone

    Well, I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
    Cause the cops came and arrested me
    They had an unfair advantage

    And even though the jail didn’t have a tree
    Christmas came a night early
    Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

    I won’t be home, I won’t be home for Christmas
    I won’t be home, I won’t be home for Christmas

    Josie

    Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
    And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys
    She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
    She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because
    (Yeah, just because)

    And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C.
    And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me
    Quite half as much as I know I need her
    I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer

    And when I feel like giving up
    Like my world is falling down

    I show up at 3am
    She's still up watching Vacation, and I
    See her pretty face
    It takes me away to a better place and

    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

    Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road
    And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge
    She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does
    She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because

    And when I feel like giving up
    Like my world is falling down

    I show up at 3am
    She's still up watching Vacation, and I
    See her pretty face
    It takes me away to a better place and

    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
    (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine

    Lemmings

    A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride
    It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you
    All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong

    Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer
    It means nothing, nothing is changing
    La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on

    Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
    I'm only asking for what is mine
    I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
    Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

    Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days
    When we were young and innocent
    Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit

    Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate
    They're still there, but we've gone our own ways
    I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder
    Will I ever have friends like you again?

    Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
    I'm only asking for what is mine
    I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
    Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

    Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?
    I'm only asking for what is mine
    I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna
    Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah)

    You're gonna drown in the mess you make
    Your self-inflicted hate
    You turn your back on the friends you lose
    When they don't follow all your rules

    But people are what they wanna be
    They're not lemmings to the sea
    Maybe it's time you looked at yourself
    And stop blaming life on someone else

    M+M's

    You and I should get away for awhile
    I just want to be alone with your smile
    Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
    We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar

    Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
    I just want to be your only one
    I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
    That night on the floor when we were all alone

    My love life was getting so bland
    There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
    Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
    Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

    Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
    I just want to be your only one
    I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
    That night on the floor when we were all alone

    Who's gonna be the odd man out?
    I don't want to be the odd man out
    Is this going to be the end
    Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?

    Mutt

    He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
    She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
    He’s not that old, I’ve been told
    A strong sexual goal

    She goes out ever day
    She goes every way...oh yeah!
    And they don’t even care at all

    She’s open waiting for more
    And I know he’s only looking to score
    And it’s way too unhealthy
    Often they’ve typically
    Been starved for attention before

    She smokes a dozen and he doesn’t seem to notice the smell
    He took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt
    He wants to bone, this I know
    She is ready to blow

    They go out every night
    His pants are super tight...oh yeah!
    And they don’t even care at all

    My Pet Sally

    I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too
    Friends I don't pay are friends i never knew
    So I took the chance and got some help from a few
    And got a long and skinny friend to talk to

    Cause I have the time and the liberty
    To play with my pet sally
    Please don't go away, sally please

    No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
    My salamander has hygiene too
    And he thinks of me the way I think of you
    The only next step is for him to say I do

    Sally please don't go away
    I won't be living in yesterday
    The lonely nights
    Getting beat up by gays in bar fights

    A New Hope

    I've got her in my head
    At night when I go to bed
    And I know it sounds lame, but
    She's the girl of my dreams

    And of course I'd do anything for her
    I'd search the moons of Endor
    I'd even walk naked through
    The deserts of Tatooine

    Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
    And who's laying there by your side?
    Every night I fall asleep with you
    And I wake up alone

    And even though I'm not as cool as Han
    I still want to be your man
    You're exactly the kind of
    Alderranian that I need

    But when you were available, I was
    Drinking Colt 45's with Lando
    I was hanging out in the cantina
    On Mos Eisley

    Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
    And who's laying there by your side?
    Every night I fall asleep with you
    And I wake up alone

    Princess Leia [2x]

    Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
    And who's laying there by your side?
    Every night I fall asleep with you
    And I wake up alone

    The Party Song

    Do you want to come to a party
    My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
    This thing's at a frat house but people are cool there
    Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
    Would be someone there who would catch my attention
    I wasn't out looking for love or affection
    So I payed my 3 and the girls got in free
    Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

    And then in the backyard a terrible ska band
    Someone in the background was doing a keg  stand
    This place is so lame all these girls look the same
    All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
    In my bed back at watching TV alone
    Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
    Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
    Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

    And then I saw her standing there
    With green eyes and long blonde hair
    She wasn't wearing underwear at least prayed that
    She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
    Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
    But that night I learned some girls try too hard
    Some girls try to hard
    Some girls try to hard to impress
    With the way that they dress
    With those things on their chest
    And the things they suggest to me

    I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
    The names she was dropping the games she was playing
    She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
    How she's down with the 'wise well-constructed disguise
    Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
    Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
    So I said I'd call her but never would bother
    Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

    So when you see her standing there
    With green eyes and long blonde hair
    She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
    This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
    You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
    Some girls try too hard
    Some girls try too hard to impress
    With the way that they dress
    With those things on their chest
    And the things they suggest to me
     

    Pathetic

    I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
    A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
    There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
    I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone

    You got, you got, you got to help me out
    And I'll try not to argue
    No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
    Mistakes are hard to undo

    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, this is where I belong

    I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting
    If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
    Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
    I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

    You got, you got, you got to help me out
    And I'll try not to argue
    No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
    Mistakes are hard to undo

    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, this is where I belong

    Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
    I think I'm different, this is where I belong

    Peggy Sue

    I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
    Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you

    And as your head gets all cluttered inside
    Try to stay awake
    Everything they say are lies
    That's all the shit that you ever have to take

    So hold in all your aggresions
    Because your grinding your teeth on down to
    The bottom of your chin

    It's not easy or so damn pleasing
    To not laugh at everything they say that
    They tell you what to be you're not alone

    I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
    It's not the same reason why that
    Makes you change the things that you once knew

    As your head gets all cluttered inside
    Give more than you take
    Everything they say are lies
    That's all the shit that you ever have to take

    So hold in all your aggresions
    Because your grinding your teeth on down to
    The bottom of your chin

    It's not easy or so damn pleasing
    To not laugh at everything they say that
    They tell you what to be you're not alone

    You say you want to take off your shoes and
    Walk barefoot down the street
    Just to be the things that you can be
    Just live for one more week (Go!)

    You say you want to take off your shoes just to
    Walk barefoot down the street
    Just to be the things that you can be
    Just live for one more week

    So hold in all your aggresions
    Because your grinding your teeth on down to
    The bottom of your chin

    It's not easy or so damn pleasing
    To not laugh at everything they say that
    They tell you what to be you're not alone

    Point Of View

    Two different people, two different places
    Through a one way window with two different faces
    Agreements are not reached, faces are forgotten
    The other person's shoes, you've not got in

    Stubborn minded enclosed to your own world
    Wake up and see someone else's morals
    What right to you
    Might be true

    It's a different point of view to you
    You cannot see things that are different to me
    And I can't understand why you cannot see
    The things that I cannot see

    I see what you don't see
    I see what you don't see
    Turn around and the shadows are all around me

    Two different people, two different places
    Through a one way window with two different faces
    Agreements are not reached, faces are forgotten
    The other person's shoes, you've not got in

    Reebok Commercial

    You are beter than me,
    Girls money and everything I...
    Try to compete with you
    But you beat me at everything I do

    I see in you
    The things that I would like to be
    But i'm different from you
    So you will have to be like me

    I cannot be bought my
    personality is what I choose
    I was brought up without a silver cup!
    I won't covet the things owned by you

    For all the world
    Material things are now more and more
    Jealousy for you and me

    I won't covet the things owned by your store

    Romeo & Rebecca

    Walking through the grass
    Another blade next to you from the ground
    As the wind does pass
    I notice as you feel the breath of my shout

    Your words are kind
    The kind that repeatedly say no
    But that's alright
    I'm older than you so I've got time

    What have you said, reach out your hand
    There's a black shadow on my wall
    But as I look into my mind
    I can see that girls are a waste of time

    We've all seen the bridge
    A broken seam and a girl on one side
    You think your words will work
    They only work when you lay down and close your eyes

    I thought of all the lines
    All the right ones used at all the wrong times
    But that's alright
    Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind

    What have you said, reach out your hand
    There's a black shadow on my wall
    But as I look into my mind
    I can see that girls are a waste of time

    I don't want to live alone
    I don't want to live in
    My broken dreams of you

    I don't want to live along with
    My broken dreams of you
    I don't want to live along with
    My broken dreams of you

    Sometimes

    Oh, how I wish that they would last
    Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast
    Just when I think that they are gonna stay
    Everything inside me just starts fading away

    Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
    Just gets thrown down on the floor
    And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
    Sometimes I wish that I could run away
    Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

    She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
    But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today
    All these things I say and do were never planned
    But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that

    Sometimes it seems like all I hope for
    Just gets thrown down on the floor
    And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
    Sometimes I wish that I could run away
    Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

    Strings

    I would do anything and that's
    What scares me so bad
    Don't want to live my life alone
    Don't want to go back to what I had

    Don't want to spend my life without
    All those special things
    Don't want to walk around being tied to
    Anyone else's

    Strings, strings, strings, strings

    I would do anything and that's
    What scares me so bad
    Don't want to live my life alone
    Don't want to go back to what I had

    Don't want to spend my life without
    All those special things
    Don't want to walk around being tied to
    Anyone else's

    Strings, strings, strings, strings
    Strings, strings, strings, strings

    Time

    When the clock strikes two
    There's just so much to do
    And I can't explain what I need

    Jobs and social groups
    Hearing the latest news
    Keeping your reputation clean

    And I don't want to worry
    About being on time
    I see the way you hurry
    And time runs your life
    Again

    The difference between East and West
    Money means so much less
    And objects aren't so important to buy

    I wish that a clock
    Could often just be stopped
    And then we look into the time

    And I don't want to worry
    About being on time
    I see the way you hurry
    And time runs your life
    Again

    Toast & Bananas

    Do you wanna know what I think of you?
    'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be
    Do take back what you said
    It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head

    And now all alone, one's less than two
    I've never been better off living lonely
    To listen to what you say
    I couldn't care less of what you say

    What did you think of me acting this way
    I guess you never really thought at all
    Is that what you call your brain?
    Is that why I call you hang up on me?

    I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
    And now I'm a man who's just living small
    Listen to what you say
    I couldn't care less of what you say

    To me as I walk alone I'd
    Much rather be riding prone, then
    To be just another one you are lame to

    I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
    But now I'm a man who's just living small
    Listen to what you say
    I couldn't care less of what you say

    To me as I tune you out of my mind
    Won't bend over backwards or
    Take another step ahead to
    Hear from you again

    Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd
    Much rather be riding prone, than
    Be just another one you are lame to

    Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind
    Won't bend over backwards or
    Take another step ahead to
    Hear from you again

    Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd
    Much rather be riding prone, than
    To be just another one you are lame to

    Touchdown Boy

    There's this one guy
    There's no one like him in all the world
    'Cause you can always see
    Those girls down on there knees

    In those dark sweaty rooms
    Planning out his thoughts
    He's waiting for just the right

    One by one as they
    Walk right through the door, they
    Keep on coming back I
    Guess they just want more

    He has fun fun fun and you
    Might call him a whore, but
    Just look where he's at 'cause
    He is the one that scores

    I saw my friend there
    Out on the field today
    I asked him where he's going, he said
    "All the way," now

    One by one as they
    Walk right through the door, they
    Keep on coming back I
    Guess they just want more

    He has fun fun fun and you
    Might call him a whore, but
    Just look where he's at 'cause
    He is the one that scores

    Go!

    Transvestite

    My mom is not a woman anymore,
    She dresses like a man
    She's not as feminine as she
    Used to be before.
    Now she is so damned masculine.

    I open my eyes
    My mom's not a woman anymore
    She's wearing a disguise
    Everytime she leaves through that door

    My mom's not quite the same
    As she was in the past
    If I misbehave she kicks my ass

    My mom's not quite the
    Woman that she was before
    When my friends come over
    She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

    My mom's a transvestite

    TV

    When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch
    So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
    And when I'm walking through the front door at night
    I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh

    I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
    Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
    I need my TV

    What's happening in this world, I don't care at all
    But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
    I can't even come up with my own views
    I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh

    I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
    Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
    I need my TV

    La la la...

    Untitled

    I think of awhile ago
    We might have had it all
    But I was so stupid then
    You needed time to grow

    But now just as things change
    As well my feelings do
    In time things rearrange
    I am so sick of chasing you

    But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
    You make me regret those times I spent with you
    And playing those games as I wait for your call
    And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

    It's not a change of pace
    This time I'll get it right
    It's not a change of taste
    I was the one there last night

    You have your other friends
    They were there when you cried
    Didn't mean to hurt you then
    Best friends just won't leave your side

    But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
    You make me regret those times I spent with you
    And playing those games as I wait for your call
    And now I give up, so goodbye and so long

    It's not a change of pace
    This time I'll get it right
    It's not a change of taste
    I was the one there last night

    When I needed you most
    When I needed a friend
    You let me down now
    Like I let you down then

    So sorry, it's over
    (Ahh...)

    Voyeur

    And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
    The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change
    I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
    I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate

    (And I wish)
    I wish she'd be more kind now
    I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
    I've seen everything there is to be shown
    I followed her all the way home

    I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
    The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
    She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
    Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

    (And I wish)
    I wish she'd be more kind now
    I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
    I've seen everything there is to be shown
    I followed her all the way home

    I bet this last time's the one time too many
    The rush of waiting is burning in my head
    Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
    He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

    I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
    Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
    I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
    My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

    (And I wish)
    I wish she'd be more kind now
    I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
    I've seen everything there is to be shown
    I followed her all the way home

    I bet this last time's the one time too many
    The rush of waiting is burning in my head
    Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
    He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Waggy

    Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror
    As I drive away
    Wishing that I could take back all those words
    That meant nothing that I didn't say

    I'm trying
    To be what you want me to be
    But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part
    Of the fool, week after week

    I think you need some time alone (I think you need some time alone)
    You say you want someone to call your own
    Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride
    You can live your life all on your own

    Is this all going to be just another time
    That we play this game?
    I've tried to convince you that things could be different
    But somehow they end up the same

    But what
    Did you expect from me?  What am I supposed to do?
    You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost
    Well, I do, too

    I don't wanna live this lie again (I don't wanna live this lie again)
    I know I'll get it right but I don't know when
    I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side
    I'll just jack off in my room until then

    It's never over 'til it's done
    And I don't think that you're the one
    It's never over 'til it's done
    And I don't think that you're the one

    Wasting Time

    I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
    And stealing her away from her world
    She and I would run away
    I think of all the things that I'd say

    We'd talk about important things
    And I picture it in my dreams
    She'd teach me about modern art
    And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

    Maybe I'd impress her
    By being in a band and
    Maybe if I act real tough
    She'd let me hold her hand and
    Maybe I'll win her heart
    By writing this song about her

    Sometimes I sit at home and
    Wonder if she's sitting at home
    Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
    Sitting at home, thinking about her
    Or am I just wasting my time

    Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
    When I made fun of that guy
    Remebering the look she gave me
    When I told her that I used to fry

    I really want to ask her out
    But my ego could never take it
    And even if I got the balls
    You know that the Cougar would never make it

    And in my town you can't drive naked

    And maybe I'd impress her
    By being in a band and
    Maybe if I act real tough
    She'd let me hold her hand and
    Maybe I'll win her heart
    By writing this song about her

    Sometimes I sit at home and
    Wonder if she's sitting at home
    Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
    Sitting at home, thinking about her
    Or am I just wasting my time

    Am I just wasting my time
    Am I just wasting my time
    Am I just wasting my time
    Wasting my time thinking about a girl

    Wendy Clear

    Let's take the boat out on the bay
    Forget your job for just one day
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad
    It might be inappropriate, because
    Either way, our band gets dropped, oh yeah
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad

    But I'd play with fire to break the ice
    And I'd play with a nuclear device
    Is it something I'll regret
    Why do I want what I can't get
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad

    The 3 date theory's getting old
    Everyone's getting left out in the cold
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad
    So I'll see you with another guy
    Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad

    But I'd play with fire to break the ice
    And I'd play with a nuclear device
    Is it something I'll regret
    Why do I want what I can't get
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad

    I'll be moving on, moving on, moving on and on
    Moving on, moving on, moving on and on and on

    But I'd play with fire to break the ice
    And I'd play with a nuclear device
    Is it something I'll regret
    Why do I want what I can't get
    I wish it didn't have to be so bad

    What's My Age Again?

    I took her out
    It was a Friday night
    I wore cologne
    To get the feeling right
    We started making out
    And she took off my pants
    But then I turned on the TV

    And that's about the time she walked away from me
    Nobody likes you when you're 23
    And are still amused by tv shows
    What the hell is ADD?
    My friends say I should act my age
    What's my age again?
    What's my age again?

    Later on
    On the drive home
    I called her mom
    From a payphone
    I said I was the cops
    And your husband's in jail
    The state looks down on sodomy

    And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
    Nobody likes you when you're 23
    And are still more amused by prank phone calls
    What the hell is call ID?
    My friends say I should act my age
    What's my age again?
    What's my age again?

    And that's about the time she walked away from me
    Nobody likes you when you're 23
    And you still act like you're in freshman year
    What the hell is wrong with me?
    My friends say I should act my age

    What's my age again?

    And that's about the time that she broke up with me
    Noone should take themselves so seriously
    With many years ahead to fall in line
    Why would you wish that on me?
    I never wanna act my age
    What's my age again?
    What's my age again?

    What's my age again?

    Wrecked Him

    With all those words you bring
    Why do you say what you don't mean?
    To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need

    And you just don't know
    Your actions always shine the most
    To those people who don't care if you end up alone

    You need some time to sew
    All those bridges that you burned
    'Cause there's nothing left to bring
    To someone who just won't learn

    Have you made up your mind?
    How have you known what you decide
    To those people who just think that you are telling lies

    So I give up
    I made it clear as it can be
    To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need

    You need some time to sew
    All those bridges that you burned
    'Cause there's nothing left to bring
    To someone who just won't learn

    Oh, you need some time to sew
    All those bridges that you burned
    'Cause there's nothing left to bring
    To someone who just won't learn

    Zulu

    I'm feeling what I want to feel
    I'm saying what I've said all along
    Because I know the things that are important to me
    Because life is too short to be long

    And those thoughts
    That I've kept inside
    With those words
    That I could not hide
    Before those times that always remind me
    That all I ever did was try

    So change your tune one step to make a stand
    I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe
    Now run into the deepest pile of shit
    Cause that's where I'm going to blend in....go!

    Those choices that I've never made
    With those decisions that once cut me a break
    Cause after all what's left in the end
    There's somethings that they just can't take

    So take a bow
    Well you're not that great
    Go pat your back
    Go off and masturbate
    Cause one thing that you know for sure
    Your hand is not a lonesome date
     

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