NO! You must first pass this quiz...
NO!
You have to be officially declared a Drunken Bastard before you enter the kingdom...
Take this quick Questionnaire
- 1. Do you drink to excess:
- a. often
- b. seldom
- c. rarely
- d. shove it pal and pass the bourbon
- 2. Have you ever passed out from drinking:
- a. once or twice
- b. several times
- c. least once a week
- d. Huh? What? You say something?
- 3. If you're having guests over and you're worried about dinner, you:
- a. call a caterer and have them do it
- b. order lots of pizza with extra toppings
- c. tell them plans changed and go to a bar & grill
- d. throw a Blitzkrieg Ball before they show up and ask them to help unload the 20 kegs
- 4. Your ideal vacation spot is:
- a. Hawaii, where the sun is
- b. Europe, where the culture is
- c. China, where the intrigue is
- d. Costa Rica, where you can get a 40 oz of beer for a quarter and hard for a buck fifty.
- 5. Did you:
- a. Answer all of the questions truthfully?
- b. Answer some of the questions truthfully?
- c. Answer none of the questions truthfully?
- d. Ignored the whole thing and went hunting for a bottle of Jack instead?
If you answered d to any of the questions, or in fact stuck around long enough to see the end of this message, you are either a REAL loser or a drunk bastard.
Welcome to the group!
Quiz obtained without permission from Alt.Drunken.Bastards
