Hello and welcome to the very first edition of this weekly column exclusively on WWN!

Well firstly let me tell you, the fans, that even though i'm not gettin paid a dime for all my hard work (donations would be very much appreciated though) that this is still going to be the best damn column on the net today!

Lets begin now shall we?

Who's The Real Sell-Out?

Ok first things first lets start with the topic of the week, the thing everyone is talking about, no its not the superbowl (which was a very crappy game in my opinion and neither of the teams really shone) but instead the big announcement on WWE television that Stone Cold himself is coming back "home" as eric bischoff so nicely put it.

Now as anyone will tell you, i'm not exactly the biggest Austin fan, as a matter of fact I just hate the guy. His catchphrases are annoying, his moves are predictable and he got to the top by just drinking beer, cursing, stunning his boss, and flipping people off. Hell if thats all it takes to be a millionaire then count me in, and now he's coming back?

Excuse me if i'm wrong but didnt this guy get taken to court for beating his wife after a drunken argument?

Wasn't this the same guy who quit just because they wanted him to lose to Brock Lesnar?

And now everybody is so excited? Which brings me to another person, The Rock.

Did The Rock quit when the WWE wanted him to lose to Brock? No. And why not you may ask, the reason is simple, without the WWE there would be no Rock, did the Rock turn on the company and go home? No.

Now people boo him just because he wants to make movies? Ok lets put ourselves in that position shall we?