You feel a thick mist surround your body as it jumps celestial planes. You feel your body's molecules reassert themselves, and find yourself standing in a large field. The field is bright with springtime blooms. On the edges of the field are a few giant buildings. Near the buildings, large colored horses are gathered, and going about their daily business. Suddenly, you hear a pop and a unicorn appears in front of you. She is pink with red hair, and has two blue cats as her symbol. "Greetings. From where do you hail?"
You say the first thing that comes to your head. "Earth?"
She looks at you with an amused expression. "Well that tells me nothing. Well, that don't matter much anyway. Welcome to Memoria. We are in the reign of Queen Skylark. We are what is left of the herd that once ruled Dream Valley from Dream Castle." The unicorn and you wander at a slow pace around the meadow. She stops to nibble at a patch of clover on the ground.
"Do you know how large our herd is?" she asks you finally, through a mouthful of clover.
"No," you reply.
"Well, Cupcake keeps all the tallies himself, but he is a bit on the moody side. He'll gladly tell you all about whose in the herd. He can be found at the show stable."
"Another pony to meet is Scrumptious. She can be a bit on the paranoid side. She enjoys talking about the motives behind some of Hasbro's ideas." "There are many interesting things to see, just look around. If you excuse me, I have to go, I am supposed to meet Songster down at the lake for tea. Fare Well!" She disappears with another pop. You look around the field and decide where to go.
Scrumptious's Conspiracy Theories
