Dog Rules Around Our House

1. The dogs are NOT allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dogs are allowed in the house, but ONLY in certain rooms.
3. Actually, the dogs are allowed in ALL the rooms, but they have to stay off of the furniture.
4. Well, the dogs can get on the old furniture ONLY, but they have to stay off of the new furniture.
5. Fine, the dogs are allowed on ALL the furniture, but they are NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dogs are allowed to sleep on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. Frankly, the dogs can sleep wherever they want, but NOT under the covers.
8. Truthfully, the dogs can sleep under the covers, but by invitaion ONLY.
9. All right, the dogs can sleep under the covers EVERY night.
10. In all honesty, the humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dogs.

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