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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. --Gene Hill
In dog years, I'm dead. --Unknown
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. --Dave Barry
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perserveance, and to turn around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley
Did you ever walk into a room and foget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. --Sue Murphy
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. --Fran Lebowitz
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, port, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! --Anne Tyler
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. --James Thurber
Don't accept you dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. --Ann Landers
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. --Dereke Bruce
Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! --Dr. Tom Cat
There is no psychiatrist in the world lik a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams
Whan a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. --Edward Abbey
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. --Unknown
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy you the wag of his tail. --Unknown
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. --Amdre A. Rooney
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. --Unknown
If you pick up a starving dog and make him propersous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between dog and man. --Mark Twain
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quick vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. --John Steinbeck
