HELP WANTED
One day, a sign appeared in an office window.
It read: "Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer."
A dog ambling down the street saw the sign,
walked in, and applied for the job.
The office manager said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."
The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
So the manager said, "Okay, take this letter and type it."
The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said: "Here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."
Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.
The manager still wasn't convinced.
"I can't hire a dog for this position," he said.
"You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
WHY IT IS EASIER TO ROOM WITH A DOG
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking directions.
Dogs like beer.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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