Just a few facts about Dan and his Squirrely ways:

Firstly, all of the red squirrels have not been touched by Dan or Clive. All the grey ones are stressed and that's why they are grey.

Ever been walking along and seen a squirrel? It probably ran away 'cos it is scared of humans thanks to Dan. Anyway, if they didn't run up a tree, that means Dan has umm... hurt it's waist area so it can't climb. ;-(     Poor squirrel.

Also, Dan likes to dress the little squirrels up in little Union Jack flags - it turns him on.

Clive, on the other hand, prefers the American flag, they really are an odd bunch.

Ever wondered why some animals (like cats) have white patches on them? Well, blame Dan! And the animals that are pure white, well... lets say Dan took his time...

He also likes penguins for some reason....

Daniel R and Clive sometimes work together on the same animal.... this is very disgusting.

There is now a RSPCSRDR. Guess what it is yourse;f.

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