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Trouble at the North Pole

A joint task force combining the efforts of the FBI, the CIA, the Department of Immigration and the Canadian Mounted Police raided the compound of Santa Clause, alais (Saint Nick, Chris Kringle...)

The raid was organized to stop a smuggling operation conducted from Mr. Clause's North Pole compound. The Canadian's were brought into the effort because the North Pole lies within the jurisdiction of Canada.

A picture from one of Santa's earlier arrests

A fierce shoot out took place at the site of Santa's sweatshop. Santa and his cult were armed with inexpensive AK-47s smuggled on his return from a trip to Russia.

He was able to excape by flying off in his sleigh. He swooped down on his way out, over the raiding authorities and delivered a deadly barrage of bullets.

Mrs. Clause in custody

Santa Excapes!!

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Santa has set up an new operation in China where he is able to replace his elves with forced convict labor. This will make it easier for parents to explain why all the toys under the tree say "Made in China".

Police frisk Santa's gang

CountryPhil, a known Santa Sympathizer

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