La Blue Girl
Run time: 60 Minutes
Rating: 18+, Contains graphic sex, nudity, and violence...Good times...good times...
Miko Mido is the descendant of the most powerful clan of female ninjas. After her grandmother dies, she is left with the heavy task of keeping the clan's status in check, while at the same time keeping the Shikima away from humans. The Shikima are horny demons who feed on the lust and desires of humans. Miko has to engage in sexual duels not only with the Shikima, but with the rival ninja clans as well. Sex battles where the one who "gizzes" first loses, and the last one to "gizz" wins. On top of all this, Miko is still struggling through high school (wouldnt you know!)...
La Blue Girl has poor designs, even poorer animation,
bad pacing, and an inane plot from hell. The
"sexcraft" aspect of the story is ridiculous. There's
tentacle rape, mutilation, gore, and a variety of
other stuff that you definitely don't want to show to
your parents. At least the women aren't torn apart and
all of them seem to enjoy it anyway. Let's face it, La
Blue Girl is not a masterpiece, it's there to satisfy
all your basic animalistic instincts. That said, it
contains little tidbits of humor (mostly provided by
Nin-Nin, the short, ecchi ninja), and even moments of
super-deformity which kinda feels awkward with all the
rancid stuff happening, but is gladly needed to
prevent your brain and other organs from frying while
watching this. While the overall story and experience
leaves much to desire for, the sex scenes are rather
good and are worth rewatching. While the rating won't
seem to express it, I'd be lying if I said I didn't
"enjoy" La Blue Girl in some weird way :-) Leave the
brain at the door, unzip your fly, watch this as porn
and nothing else.
I'm afraid I have to give this 2 ratings...on 2 different POV's... As Porn I would give it a 3. Personally...the Tentacles just dont get the willy wonking....But if the slimy 14 foot penises strangely fitting into all the holes suits your fancy, pick this up. Now for a storyline, I'd give it a 6, as compared to other hentai's with NO story whatsoever...this does have somewhat of a story and it does make sense so...yeah, it's not bad..and so, overall Ide slap on a 5.