Welcome to another of Cristi's adventures into the mundane! I spent an entire class period making only HALF of this page...so LOVE IT!!! Anyway, in case you didn't realize it, this is a collection of lyrics based on different Anime to the tune of the song "Bingo." I made all these up, so please ask permission to use them. But...why would anyone want to use them? Oh, and some of the lyrics are quite a...stretch...to keep it within the tune of the song and the 5-letter refrain. Be patient with me. If it's spelled a tad wrong...I know. Sometimes "U"s have been added or taken away to fit my needs. Because it's Japanese and "U"s are pathetic that way. Oh, one last thing...these are PARODY songs. In other words, please don't be offended if I say something weird.
FUSHIGI YUUGI
"Was a Miko in a book and Miaka was her name, Oh
M-I-A-K-A
M-I-A-K-A
M-I-A-K-A and Miaka was her name, Oh."
"Was a boy who wore a dress and Ryuen was his name, Oh.
R-Y-U-E-N
R-Y-U-E-N
R-Y-U-E-N and Ryuen was his name, Oh."
"Was a pyro had a friend and Kouji was his name, Oh.
K-O-U-J-I
K-O-U-J-I
K-O-U-J-I and Kouji was his name, Oh."
"Was a guy whose siblings died and Rouko was his name, Oh.
R-O-U-K-O
R-O-U-K-O
R-O-U-K-O and Rouko was his name, Oh."
"Was a homo laughed real strange and Tomo was his name, Oh.
KA-KA-KA-KA-KA
KA-KA-KA-KA-KA
KA-KA-KA-KA-KA and Tomo was his name, Oh."
"Was a bad guy with blue eyes whose hair was very blond, Oh.
B-L-O-N-D
B-L-O-N-D
B-L-O-N-D and Nakago was his name, Oh."
"Was a guy without one eye and Hojun was his name, Oh.
H-O-J-U-N
H-O-J-U-N
H-O-J-U-N and Hojun was his name, Oh."
"Was a man who drowned two times and Hikou was his name, Oh.
H-I-K-O-U
H-I-K-O-U
H-I-K-O-U and Hikou was his name, Oh."
"Saihitei-sama had a wife and Houki was her name, Oh.
H-O-U-K-I
H-O-U-K-I
H-O-U-K-I and Houki was her name, Oh."
"Was a cat who rode shot-gun because he was a nekou.
N-E-K-O-U
N-E-K-O-U
N-E-K-O-U because Tama was a nekou."
SHOUJO KAKUMEI UTENA
"Was a chick who fought some duels and Utena was her name, Oh.
U-T-E-N-A
U-T-E-N-A
U-T-E-N-A and Utena was her name, Oh."
"Was a guy who was a prick and Touga was his name, Oh.
T-O-U-G-A
T-O-U-G-A
T-O-U-G-A and Touga was his name, Oh."
***alternate song for those who actually LIKE Touga***
"Was a guy gave "the chick" speech and Touga was his name, Oh.
T-O-U-G-A
T-O-U-G-A
C-H-I-C-K and Touga was his name, Oh."
Was a girl who was Rose Bride and Anthy was her name, Oh.
A-N-T-H-Y
A-N-T-H-Y
A-N-T-H-Y and Anthy was her name, Oh."
"Was a woman had no clue and Kanae was her name, Oh.
K-A-N-A-E
K-A-N-A-E
K-A-N-A-E and Kanae was her name, Oh."
"Was a yes-girl with pigtails and Keiko was her name, Oh.
K-E-I-K-O
K-E-I-K-O
K-E-I-K-O and Keiko was her name, Oh."
"Was a duellist was a slut and Kozue was her name, Oh.
K-O-Z-U-E
K-O-Z-U-E
K-O-Z-U-E and Kozue was her name, Oh."
"Was a boy with a stopwatch and Mikki was his name, Oh.
M-I-K-K-I
M-I-K-K-I
M-I-K-K-I and Mikki was his name, Oh."
SLAYERS
"Was a chick whose laugh could kill and Nahga was her name, Oh.
N-A-H-G-A
N-A-H-G-A
WA-HA-HA-HA-HA and Nahga was her name, Oh."
"Was a woman made good clones and Ellis was her name, Oh.
E-L-L-I-S
E-L-L-I-S
E-L-L-I-S and Ellis was her name, Oh."
"Was Mazoku with a 'tude and Zeros was his name, Oh.
Z-E-R-O-S
Z-E-R-O-S
Z-E-R-O-S or was it really Xelloss?"
"Was a boy who loved an Elf and Rowdy was his name, Oh.
R-O-W-D-Y
R-O-W-D-Y
R-O-W-D-Y and Rowdy was his name, Oh."
WEISS KREUZ
"Was a florist was a pimp and Youji was his name, Oh.
Y-O-U-J-I
Y-O-U-J-I
Y-O-U-J-I and Youji was his name, Oh."
KOKO WA GREENWOOD
"Was a boy looked like a girl and Reina was his name, Oh.
R-E-I-N-A
R-E-I-N-A
R-E-I-N-A and Reina was his name, Oh."
YU YU HAKUSHO
Was a ningen who was useless and Keiko was her name, Oh.
K-E-I-K-O
K-E-I-K-O
K-E-I-K-O and Keiko was her name, Oh."
"Shuuichi once lived in Makai and then was called a Youko.
Y-O-U-K-O
Y-O-U-K-O
Y-O-U-K-O and back then was called a Youko."
GUNDAM WING
"Was a pilot had a gun and homocidal rage, Oh.
H-E-E-R-O
H-E-E-R-O
H-E-E-R-O and Heero was his name, Oh."
"Was a guy who was a clown and Trowa was his name, Oh.
T-R-O-W-A
T-R-O-W-A
T-R-O-W-A and Trowa was his name, Oh."
"Was a freak in the "Justice League" and Wufei was his name, Oh.
W-U-F-E-I
W-U-F-E-I
W-U-F-E-I and Wufei was his name, Oh."
"Was a guy who worked on OZ and Zechs seemed to be his name, Oh.
Z-E-C-H-S
Z-E-C-H-S
Z-E-C-H-S and he said that Zechs was his name, Oh."
BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILORMOON
"Was chick came from the moon but still she had no clue, Oh.
U-S-A-G-I
U-S-A-G-I
U-S-A-G-I and Usagi was her name, Oh."
"Was a Queen who was quite mean but in the end was lame, Oh.
B-E-R-Y-L
B-E-R-Y-L
B-E-R-Y-L and Queen Beryl was her name, Oh."
"Was a man who got possessed and was creepy all through "S", Oh.
T-O-M-O-E
T-O-M-O-E
T-O-M-O-E and Tomoe was his name, Oh."
"Was a guy who got beat-up and brainwashed through the show, Oh.
K-A-M-E-N
K-A-M-E-N
K-A-M-E-N he was the lame Tuxedo Kamen."
"Was a guy who was a girl and Seiya was his name, Oh.
S-E-I-Y-A
S-E-I-Y-A
S-E-I-Y-A and Seiya was his name, Oh."
"Was an idol had a plan and Kakyuu was the goal, Oh.
Y-A-T-E-N
Y-A-T-E-N
Y-A-T-E-N and Yaten was his name, Oh."
"Every group needs "the smart one" and Taiki was the geek, Oh.
T-A-I-K-I
T-A-I-K-I
T-A-I-K-I and Taiki was the geek, Oh."
RANMA 1/2
"Was a boy fell in a spring and now he is a girl, Oh.
R-A-N-M-A
R-A-N-M-A
R-A-N-M-A and Ranma was his name, Oh."
"Was a chick who loved Ranma and we call her "Spatula Girl", Oh.
U-K-Y-O-U
U-K-Y-O-U
U-K-Y-O-U and Ukyou was her name, Oh."
"Was a guy who has no clue and they call him "The Lost Boy", Oh.
R-Y-O-G-A
R-Y-O-G-A
R-Y-O-G-A and Ryoga was his name, Oh."
"Was a girl who hates most boys but most boys love her lots, Oh.
A-K-A-N-E
A-K-A-N-E
A-K-A-N-E and Akane was her name, Oh."
"Was a man who is a bear and his son is now a girl, Oh.
G-E-N-M-A
G-E-N-M-A
G-E-N-M-A and Genma Saotome is his name...duh."
"Was a family trained to fight and live in their own dojo...
T-E-N-D-O
T-E-N-D-O
T-E-N-D-O and to them, "Anything-Goes", Oh.
Tired yet? That's just about all the anime I can handle thinking about right now...this was so...time consuming. Anyway, I'm always open to suggestions and if you can think of any 5-letter thing I missed from any of the aforementioned shows, I'd love to know. You can contact me HERE
COMING SOON: Lyrics from "Tenchi Muyo, "Aa! Megami-sama!" and possibly "Earthian."
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