This Filk was written in honor of Beer, who in spite 
of her Elmo infatuation, I still find pretty cool because 
she likes Blondie.  This one's for you CheeseMeister.

Cheers,
Scooby

*Warning: This Filk contains questionable Man-Pain lyrics, 
and is intended for mature audiences only.


'Side-kick by your Ass'
'Heart of Glass' by Blondie

Once I had a normal job and it was a gas
Soon turned out I'm just a side-kick by his ass
Thought he was just paranoid, only to find
His Macho Man-Pain, now I'm doin'overtime

Once I had a normal life and it was divine
Soon turned out I'd just be left behind
I'm in the basement now, no desk to call mine
With your Macho Man-Pain, ditchin'my behind

In between your "little green men" and "It's all about ME!", 
man-pain is so confusing
There's no peace of mind, I fear I'm losing too
It's just no good, poor little you
The One
Conspiracy, deluded and you cannot hide
You're the one it's all about, I'm just pushed aside
We could have been Stardust, yeah
Yeah, riding on the Truth's guiding light

Once I had a normal job and it was a gas
Soon turned out I'm just a side-kick by his ass
Thought he was just paranoid, only to find
His Super-Sized Man-Pain, now I'm doin' overtime
 

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