My apologies to the Platters...

The Great Pretender (as interpreted by Mulder)

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm a Man in Black
My need is such
To get back--no luck
I'm stuck and my 'wife' cuts me no slack

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Adrift in a world not my own
I play the game, but to my real shame
I can't help wiggling this ass that's not my own

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel that my partner can't reveal

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Just mugging and acting the clown
I seem to be what I'm not, Scull-eee
I'm lost, afraid never to be found
Pretending that you'll hear my sound

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel that my partner can't reveal

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender
Just mugging and acting the clown
I seem to be what I'm not, Scull--eee
I've been dragged away never to be found
Pretending that you'll...
Hear my sound
Author: Sister Beer

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