I feel like Richard Gere standing here beside a pretty woman.

You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good.

I know milk does a body good but dang, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, do you have a library? Because I would like to check you out.

Do you work for Kodak? Cuz you're really well developed.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.

Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

What's your sign? Caution; Slippery When Wet; Dangerous Curves Ahead; or Yield?

Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? (No.) Well, then please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you think God would be angry if I married one of his angels?

Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven.

You must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you.

Your body's VISA. It's everywhere I want to be.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My friend over there wants to know if you'll give ME your number.

Excuse me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I am cute.

Hey, I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Have you been eating snickers... cause you sure satisfy me.

Have you been eating Campbells?.....cause you look mmmmm mmmmmmmm good.

Do you believe in Love at first sight or should i walk past again?

If I had my own garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together... (if you're slow -- tulips)

Is your dad a baker.. cause you got nice buns.

Do you like photography? Why don't we go in a dark room and see what develops.

Your lips look a little wrinkled, would you like me to press them for you?

Do you want to hold the priesthood?