In an effort to better serve the people by shortening question answer time, and because we frequently use the Magic 8-Ball to answer questions people send us, we decided to make this oracle available to our fans.

Instructions: Ask a yes or no question (speak clearly into your computer's microphone), then click on the 8-ball for your answer.
Note: If you do not have a microphone and sound card installed on your computer, speak clearly into your computer's floppy drive while pressing the "Alt" key.