Owner: You've got to help me, Doc. My horse is starting to believe he's a pretzel. Vet: Well, I'll see if I can straighten him out. Owner: Doctor, can you help my horse out? Vet: Certainly, which way did he come in? Owner: Doctor, my horse swallowed a roll of film. Vet: Lets hope nothing develops. Owner: Doctor, my horse has swallowed a spoon! Vet: Make him lie down and not stir. Owner: Doctor, my horse thinks its a bird. Vet: Have it perch over there and I'll tweet it in a moment. Vet Assistant: How is the horse who swallowed the half dollar? Vet: No change yet. Vet:
This horse only has to pay 1 quarter of the bill. Assistant:
I don't understand. Vet:
He's a Quarter Horse!
Submitted by: Deb Elsbernd