@The Horse Lover's Corral
Owner: You've got to help me, Doc. My horse is starting to believe he's a pretzel.
Vet: Well, I'll see if I can straighten him out.
Doctor, can you help my horse out?
Certainly, which way did he come in?
Doctor, my horse swallowed a roll of film.
Lets hope nothing develops.
Doctor, my horse has swallowed a spoon!
Make him lie down and not stir.
Doctor, my horse thinks its a bird.
Have it perch over there and I'll tweet it in a moment.
How is the horse who swallowed the half dollar?
No change yet.
This horse only has to pay 1 quarter of the bill.
I don't understand.
He's a Quarter Horse!
Submitted by: Deb Elsbernd
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