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Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.  For
those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.  Here are a few of
the areas we would like your assistance with:

1)  The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the
National anthem.....kick their ass.

2)  When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in
protest...kick their ass.

3)  Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans.  If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very
freedom they bask in every second.  Enlighten them on the many sacrifices
these Veterans made to make this Nation great.  Then hold them down while
the Veteran kicks their ass.

4)  If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend that you are.  Wearing
battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special
Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay if you were
still seven, but now it will only get your ass kicked.  (Veterans are exempt
from this rule)

5)  If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine "Sir," stand
back.....a Marine will kick their ass.

6)  Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them "Do you
fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.  Such ignorance
deserves an ass kickin (children are exempt).

7)  Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper....it
was a disgrace and disrespectful.  Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will
be kicked.

8)  Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet
and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart and quietly thank
the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her......of
course, failure to do either of those will earn you a severe ass kicking.

9)  What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy.  The
proper word to describe her is "traitor." .  .  .  Hate her or else (asses
will be kicked).

10)  Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.
We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party
affiliation.  Our Chain of Command, to include our Commander in Chief...the
President...  (for those who didn't know) is all that we acknowledge.  We
have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings
where all those "representatives" meet.  All we know is that when those
civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military
to go straighten it out.  The military member might direct you to Oliver
North.  (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

11)  "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me....stop saying
it!  If she did, she would most likely kick your ass!

12)  Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go
kill those Commie's!!!"  And stop asking us where he is!!!!  Crystal balls
are not standard issue in the military.  That reminds me ...  if you see
anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go
kick their ass.

13)  Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families.  Every Thanksgiving and Christmas
that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are,
literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they could be with their
families.  Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every
day.  Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

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