"The Creation Story As Told By The Dog"
On the first day of creation,
G-d created the dog.
On the second day,
G-d created man to serve the dog.
On the third day,
G-d created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day,
G-d created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day,
G-d created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day,
G-d created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and the man broke.
On the seventh day,
G-d tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
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