18 Ways to be an Asshole
- 1. After sex throw 5 bucks on your date and leave.
- 2. The next day ask for it back.
- 3. After sex beat your date up.
- 4. Get the giggles at church.
- 5. Start a fight or riot, then call the cops and even testify as a witness.
- 6. Grab your cat by its tail and throw it off a cliff into the sea.
- 7. Cut your dog with a big knife, then use it as live bait for shark fishing.
- 8. Piss in in people`s spices if you don`t like the spice or if you think they use them to much.
- 9. Go into women`s bathroom and piss on the toilet seats.
- 10. If you are under 18, have sex with an adult, then sue them for rape.
- 11. If you are over 18, have sex with a minor, then call their father and tell him.
- 12. When her dad comes over to kill you, accuse him of raping his daughter and call the
- 13. When someone passes out, cut off your pubic hair and tape it to their chin.(since goatees
- 14. When you see someone who is is retarded or disabled, remind them of their handicap.
- 15. Go to a retirement home, tell an old person you are his (her) grandson , take him (her) to
- 16. Take a hungry homeless person out to lunch, then eat all their food.
- 17. Run around town, dressed as a clown and kick pregnant women in the stomach.
- (18. seems to be missing, i'm working on it...)
- by Chris Pontius, Big Brother Magazine
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