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Dear ATOM FILMS, I got my kit for the "GET CAUGHT" contest on March 28th! Well, the Oscars were over! Well being a NO-budget videomaker, I preformed a miracle! With a shoebox and a piece of string, I build a time machine. I preceded to go back, back to Sunday, the day of the awards! Little did I know my on and off videomaking friend?, Mike, had discovered my plans. He stole my white ATOM FILMS T-shirt and when back before me. When I got to the ceremonies , I saw Mike already standing there! I borrowed a shovel from a nearby homeless person. I charged up to my ex-friend and bashed him to his knees. Most of the Celebrities seemed to enjoy the gory sight!?! Except for that Desperado guy! One of my chaotic shovel swings cost him an ear. I finally stopped swinging for fear of more blood stained gowns! I quickly glanced around for a photographer that was smaller than me! I snagged his camera and before security could grab me, I was back. Oh yes, I did manage to give back that nice man's shovel too! Even tipped my black ATOMS FILMS' hat and thanked him for his help. Well here is the best picture that I got off the pilfered roll of film.  You can keep the prize money or give it the homeless. I had so much fun, finally getting to kill Mike for real that I don't need it. Hey! I'm just kidding....I do need it, but I'll send a couple bucks to the shovel dude! After all, if I had the money maybe I could afford a digital camera!?! Thanks! Tom Colbert Bloody Fun Pictures email: tnc@tbscc.com https://www.angelfire.com/tn/tcthepackrat/bloodyfun.html |
