It has long been established that Eris is one. This is of course true.
However falsities have been shown in the 'eris tale'
(i)
. So the
need
for a new saviour has (of course) arisen. That is not to say Eris is no
longer the one, rather that the need for i (or j if you prefer it) has
become painfully jooltuper. Hence we here at The Zect of the Glorifed L.A.R.D. (or just the Zect), have come to show you (pointed finger) the light. Yes we have arrived to show you the true path, to teach you the way. In order to do this you will need to obey the 5 central tennets:
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