| Fendexion limitations are pervasive throughuot the known multi-verse yet the cause of these fluzatics has always puzzled sorcerors. Until now. My investigations started one graday whlist strolling home from a particulary heavy sacrifice to eris (hail discord). I stumbled 3 times in a row accidently forming a pentaxion, linking xions by dripping phlegm onto the center arc. As I stepped away the whole structure of my reality slipped a couple of notches and I saw the truth inherent in the fendexion problem. Old time alchemists (pre godel) looked hard to find a logical solution, a way of order. Now of course discordians looking for order was (they presumed) paradoxical enough to find the answer however the last grasp always slipped beyond their meager ramblings. Where they went wrong was employing the principles of alchemy and scientific method to a portion of space-time never designed for the human soul. They expected the answers of the ultimate questions but failed even to turn fishing tackle to money. As my brain degraded due to the momentary lapses in gionalimatenic fields caused by the xion link up, I realised that the key was ultimately eris (hail discord). 2 and 3 making 5 was the beginning, the middle and the end. 23 was of course the link. The ancients had been striving to link the curious patterns in disorder with the discord created by man, whereas they should have been trying to link the creation of man with the disorder inherent in discord. It was obvious. Use this information wisely. |
