ALL-TIME.
WORST.
TRANSFORMERS FANFIC.
EVAH!
TC will take no liabilities from any form of brain damage, insanity, suicide or homicide.
Bit of self-mastubatory backstory, here. This was actually one of the first fanfics TC had the dubious honor of stumbling upon when she dived into the waters of the TF fandom. Surprisingly she put this aside, not giving it much thought as the TF fic realm was particularly new to her.
A few years later, after becoming a major prick from exposure to bad fic, TC came back to this ahem, jewel and did some reading. After so many years TC has wondered how this particular fic did not destroy her when she stumbled upon it way back when.
Sure you can handle this?
Positive?
Okay, no turning back. Suckers.
Get the earplugs, barfbags, sporks and guns ready...
Primus' Gift
By some chick named Cinder, pray to God she has retired from writing fanfic.
This fic is so fucking bad TC is taking the unusual step of devoting a page to each chapter. All the better for shredding, ladies and gentlemen. Big hint: lots of pregnant male robots.
As TC's buddy KoiLungFish was so astute to point out, how could this have not been outlawed by the Geneva Convention?
Please take this time to compose yourselves, get rid of any murder weapons, hide any bodies, so on and so forth.
TC doesn't know whether to congratulate or make fun of you for being such a sucker for punishment.
One last word, there are still other chapters (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) that need to be put up, TC got tired of these fuckers collecting dust and is just putting them up as is. To be continued...whenever the fuck she feels like it. :p