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MacMINT Division Ward 17 Padded Cell #161 Name: Nelle; Asylum Beer Bottler Date of Birth: 04.06 Nelle was committed on April 17, 2001 due to rantings and ravings on how blue boxers are better than regular boxers. When told differently, she curls up in a ball, repeating "But Methos said so!" She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #162 Name: Elonda Salvatore Date of Birth: 07.22 Elonda Salvatore was committed on April 29, 2001 due to uncontrollable urges to jump and scream at the T.V. as well as chronic paranoia. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #163 Name: KJB; Asylum Warmer of the ROG's Chilly Limbs (because it's always too damn cold and you know it, MacLeod) Date of Birth: 05.15 KJB was committed on May 6, 2001 due to the overwhelming need to fill her life with things regarding the ROG and PW in general, often leading to missed work, late nights and sighs at awkward times, not to mention having a bf who looks disturbingly like Methos, except for the mouth. KJB was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. KJBLand - So Much Stuff It's Sick Padded Cell #164 Name: Silk; Asylum Supplier of Chocolate and Ice Cream Date of Birth: 11.11 Silk was committed on May 6, 2001 due to collapsing in a dead faint whenever presented with anything to do with Methos and writing naughty fanfiction that is never finished about the ROG. Silk was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #165 Name: Silver; Asylum Physician Date of Birth: 05.26 Silver was committed on May 28, 2001 due to an unusual obessive condition of drooling and "zombie-like" actions when watching Methos and trying to jump into the television to be with him. Also, she appears to have a strange unknown compulsion to the color blue. Silver was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #166 Name: Anastasia; Asylum Keeper of Methos's Watcher Tatoo Date of Birth: 11.30 Anastasia was committed on May 28, 2001 due to a chronic forgetting that the Highlander show was not about Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Piped in by request: Padded Cell #167 Name: Laili; Asylum Washer and Drier of Sword-Bearing Jackets (I never liked washing until now) Date of Birth: 07.21 Laili was committed on June 14, 2001 due to stalking Methos or hearing Methos's voice that drove her to scream and bounce to the point where no one could stand her anymore. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #168 Name: Reilana; Asylum Methos Personal Kleptomaniac Date of Birth: 05.19 Reilana was committed on June 30, 2001 due to lack of Methos's stalking. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #169 Name: Caffre; Asylum Tickler of Methos's Fancy and Polisher of his Lava Lamp Date of Birth: 10.21 Caffre was committed on July 15, 2001 due to what she see's as a natural obsession with all things Methos. Her choosen career of archaeologist was based soley on unearthing any of her beloved's past. So far has found his 'real' Bronze Age sword and the loose change he lost during 'that' trip with the Irish Monks. When she started looking for anything blue in the dirt 'just in case,' Caffre was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #170 Name: Jane; Asylum Mixer and Applier of the Blue Dye to the Face of the Great One Date of Birth: 08.22 Jane was committed on July 21, 2001 due to finally being unable to hold any conversation without mentioning Methos, taking over the TV and video to watch Highlander episodes with Methos in from dawn to dusk and startling bursts of high pitched giggles and uncontrollable drooling. Jane was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. <<Back | Index | Next>>

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