"Napoleon went mental"-2001
"The town was taken over by the "village people"-2001
"So, he attacked washington from the rear!"-2002
"We're going to chapel, for chapel"-2002
"Those who remained got some major training"-2002
"Thank you, Yoda!"-2002
"Chris, grow up, ok?"-2002
"Kids would go in the bathroom, shut the door and start cleaning things..."-2001
"It's not in todays lesson, sorry, can't tell you!"-2001
"You'll Blow fuses, start fires, and kill yourself!"-2001
"See there, I'm not so dumb!"-2002
"Awww, ohh, burned!"-2002
"...And the marshmellow hit him in the back!"-2002
"I don't think it poisonous..."-2002
"Its not the "big horn" where Custer got it"-2002
"Two, two, two, two, two!"-2001/2002
"I'm gonna add eight and subtract ten if you don't shut up!"-2001
"You aren't used to thoughts that start in the brain..."-2001
"You're the man now, dogg"-2001
"...Won't that be nice!"-2001
"Won't that be fun!"-2001
"Keep it tight"-2002
"The Devil is a LOSER"-2002
"No! I don't want you to swallow it!"-2001
"Excuse me (name of female student), Can I talk to you after class? It's something personal..."-2002
"Diane, straighten me out."-2002
"I'm Jewish"-2002
"What's so funny about me being Jewish?"-2002
"OK, I'm from Mars"-2002
"Thank you; I'm not bud."-2002
"HIKE!"-2001,2002
"HINT, HINT!"-2002
"Zelda, sit down!"-2002
"There were some instances..."-2002
"Too bad!"-2002
"No questions, please"-2002
"You're bigger than I am, I wouldn't dare do that, right?"-2002
"Don't jump the gun, you might shoot yourself!"-2002
"You stole a base!"-2001
"No, no, no! It was lemon berry!"-2001
"Whats all this about cheesecake"-2001
"Baby you're on fire, so you better stop, drop, and roll on me!"-2002
"If chillin' was a crime, I'd be doin' time"-2002
"I'm gonna yank it for ya"-2002
"Hey, he calls me Chrystl after 3 o'clock!"-2002
"Good Lord, put that away!"
"Yeah, Buddha's really fat!"-2002
"HOOKERS!"-2002
What ever happened to good old multiple choice questions?"-2002
"I have this disease called 'Fraction Freakout'."-2002
"Are you six years old or what?"-2002
"I'm not in the mood for your childish games"-2002