HYPNOKRISHNA WORLD MINISTRIES--23 MILLION STRONG!!!

My pineal gland is absolutely throbbing right now just thinking about all the glories I have yet to unfold upon you. I have built a dizzying labrynith, full of dead ends, mysteries, suprises, and self-absorbed insights that few dare even begin to comprehend. I just hope you don't get lost and have to cannibalize yourself to survive the confusion.

By the way, my name is HYPNOKRISHNA. I doubt you'll ever forget it.

This is the beginning of my legacy, the foundation of my kingdom in outer space, where disembodied spirits like you can float into the sanctuary I have built and rest uneasy for an eternity to come. I have waited for so long for you to arrive. Glad you could finally make it.

So come along, play my games with me. If you'd like, e-mail me at the address below when you feel like you can't go on anymore, and I will keep you well-informed of the newest religious idolatry sweeping the planet: at my feet, children. I would like to tell you a parable...

So, a word to the wise or infirm: leave now if you are afraid of your reality tunnel shattering. I plan on erecting big monuments in your skulls, as you travel these passages, and experience the wonder. Don't make me force you inside my makeshift womb. Single file please, shove if you must. ENTER.

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CARE FOR A PARABLE?


DINNER'S GROWING COLD. ALL HAIL SATAN! BOW TO ME SPLENDIDLY!
STAY HIP. STAY HYPNOKRISHNA.

How do I enter the maze, you ask? Simple! Choose a hole mole...

--1--Here you will find stockpiles of original fiction, artwork, and sociopathic rants and raves by a demigogue who knows what he's talking about.
-2--Feel-good vibes and free goodies, like fliers and propaganda to further the HYPNOKRISHNA WORLD MINISTRIES cause.
--3--I wax existential on a multitude of topics, with a few tributes to intellectual heroes of mine. Ever-expanding!
--4--The Words Become Threats poetry series
--5--My Yahoo club, GUNS PILLS AND HOOKERS
--6--Come here and have a seizure on me.
--7--I assault people with AOL instant messenger. And it's funny as hell.
--8--Purchase zines and propaganda.