New Beginnings

Written by Z-man, 04-03-2002 09:30 AM

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Alright, it's evil duplicate/archenemy time. All the plotting and scheming of your evil halves can come here.

If you want to create an evil duplicate, the rules are the same as on the last thread, except munchkining is encouraged. Good luck!

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 09:42 AM

COOL My own thread to be evil in when I'm not slaughtering citizens of Ravenloft, and hooking up with tempting seductresses!!

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 09:46 AM

Ah! my own place to voice my thoughts! T'will be not long before I ascend the black throne of Domain Lord in this misty realm. Come, my followers. Bow before your Dark Queen! *dark laughter*

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 09:51 AM

Hey, where you been baby?? This thread's been getting lonley without ya! Les you an me go paint the town Red? Or maybe just warm up this col' thread, ehhhh? I bet those villagers huts burn real good.

Written by DREADWARLORDFBH, 04-03-2002 09:53 AM

I wonder.... should I join the dark lady tanith or oppose her?

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 09:53 AM

Current Powers=SaintJon

Alllllrighty then! I've returned from the Kahzan arena with the best team of mercs money can buy! All taken from a fight currently on this board!

(Blows Whistle)

COMPAANNNNYYYY HALT! ABOUT FACE!

No..no..NO!!! You call yourself soldiers! Never have I seen a more incompetent bunch of goofballs in my life! In all my years of military life(.01 years, to be exact) I have never been more disgusted!!!!

Monkey army from the Monkeys as Pets thread looks around shamefaced.

NOW! Let's go get evil Tanith!!!

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 10:00 AM

*casts Fire1 on Abu*

THAT WAS THE MEREEST TASTE OF MY POWERS!!! NOW GET THE HENCE, BEFORE THE MUNCHKING SLAUGHTERS YOU FOR YOUR WORTH IN EXP.

Written by The Watcher

Still grumbling after being kicked out by his Mirror

Interfering fool. I'll have my revenge on him once I've gained ultimate control of my world. Then he'll be sorry.

Turns to look at a viewscreen

Computer, report! What is the progess of Cheeks?

Screen comes on and shows Cheek's monkey army standing before the portal to Ravenloft.

He has gathered some minions and is currently ready to enter Ravenloft, sir.

The Meddler steeples his hands.

Excellent.

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:10 AM

Cheeks continues to threaten and rave... Suddenly, dark shapes surround him from out of nowhere and attack. After a brief tussel, they moved back from the now unconscious Cheeks, to reveal a small group of zombies, who stand at attention as if awaiting something...

Meanwhile, the monkeys make as if to help their leader. But they suddenly stop, their eyes blank and glazed.

Then, a figure approaches, as if risen from the very shadows, followed by a man dressed as a samurai.

Well, well, well. What have we here? Let's see what we can do with *this* one, shall we? *gestures* Come. Bring him.

Chief Defender: *with glazed eyes and a fanatical gleam* Yes, my Dark Queen.

The two walk back into the shadows, followed by the rough shuffling of the zombies and monkeys.

Written by Mg_knt, 04-03-2002 10:12 AM

I thought this was a better place for the list.

Where people are:

The Company:
-Mr.X
-FBH(Mirror)
Resident Psychos
-Manuel
-Lengthy International Terroist Organization:
-Mg_knt AKA Mr. Grimm
Ported to other dimesions:
-Tanith AKA The temptress
-Chief Defender
-Shadowstalker
-Cheeks
-MunchKING
-BlackWarMewTwo
-FBH(DreadWarlord)
Power behind the throne types:
-The Meddler Killer
vigilante types:
-Punisher!Ramz

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:16 AM

Your list is flawed, Sir Knight. I have here under my thrall in misty Ravenloft:

Chief Defender
MunchKing
Shadowstalker


and now Cheeks.

I have also heard rumors whispered to me by the Dark Powers of this realm that another approaches Ravenloft. 'Tis BlackWarMewTwo, I believe, another who will find his Doom with me.

*Dark Smile*

Written by Mg_knt, 04-03-2002 10:17 AM

*is currently smuggling explosives to the Zapatistas, he also blew up a train station earlier*

Things to do list:
1.Call IRA leader about selling some RPGs
2.Call Russian Mafia about buying some RPGs
3.Buy a Russian sub.
4.Get and learn to play the fiddle so I can beat the devil at it if need be.
5.Get some more fanatic bodyguards.

Written by DREADWARLORDFBH, 04-03-2002 10:19 AMthor

(appears before dark tanith)

Milady i wouldd Ilke to offer my services. as a destroy of things mainly.

Written by BlackWarMewtwo, 04-03-2002 10:23 AM

Hey, Mirror Tanith, I think you're cute. Do you wanna go with me to dinner and a movie?

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 10:27 AM

*casts Stop on BWM2*

SCILENCE YOU FOOL!!!! good Idea... *casts Mute on BWM2* I FIRST PROPOSED A NIGHT OF DESTRUCTIVE MAYHEM WITH THE CUTE M-TANITH! i WILL BROOK NO COMPETITION...

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:28 AM

*Dark Laughter*

Come then, Dread Warlord and Sir BlackWar. Follow me into my Black Tower whilst we speak of business... and pleasure.

*Sly grin*

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 10:30 AM

WHHAAA... *jaw drops* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 10:31 AM

Ummm..Parcheesi?

Goes back to using his magnetic powers to make the Munchking's hair stand on end.

Written by DreadwarlordFBH, 04-03-2002 10:34 AM

I would be delighted

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:28 AM

MunchKing tries to attack BlackWarMewTwo

Come now, Sir MunchKing, I am sure we can... resolve... this in a manner pleasing to all.

*puts on hypnotic smile*

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 10:34 AM

hmmmm??? OH VERY WELL!!! I SHALL ABIDE BY YOUR REQUEST...

*casts Dispel on BWM2*

THERE!!!

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:36 AM

There is no need to be distressed, Sir MunchKing. You are welcome to joing m... us later.

Written by The MunchKING04-03-2002 10:40 AM

US??? *raises eyebrow* THAT COULD BE... INTERSTING!!! THE MUNCHKING WILL JOIN YOU SHORTLY!!!

Written by Ramz, 04-03-2002 10:39 AM

YOU FOOLS!!! PUNISHER!RAMZ WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU ALL AT M-TANITHS DARK DOMAIN!!! WAITING TO KILLLLLLLL YOUUUUU!!!!!

SO COME, AND IN YOU'RE PLEASURES (playing Monopoly of coarse ), WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, PUNISHER!RAMZ WILL MAKE HIS DEADLY MOVE!!! AND RID THE WORLD OF YOU SCUM!!!

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:47 AM, 04-03-2002 10:54 AM

A shadow creature walks up to Tanith and whispers into her ear.

Hmm. I see. I'm afraid, my *dear* friends, that there is a small matter I must attend to. *Sigh* The high cost of maintaining a Black Tower can be dreary some days.

Punisher!Ramz continues to rant to himself from one of the curtained balconies. Suddenly, he is paralyzed by some outside force, and then quickly falls unconscious. Tanith appears out of the shadows, followed by Chief Defender

Ah, another one. Very well, then. Take him to the last room on the corridor for me, Chief. Yes, that room. *eg*

Tanith returns to Dread Warlord, BlackWarMewTwo, and MunchKing.

I am sorry to keep you waiting, my *dear* friends. 'Twas but a small matter of... housekeeping. Nothing I cannot return to... attend... later.

And I *do* thank you for your gracious gift of the Gargoyle army, Dread Warlord. They will complement well the tops of my Black Tower. *Dark Smile*

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 10:47 AM

MunchKING, quote: *casts Fire1 on Abu*

HEY! Yoooouuuu BASTARD! You killed Abu!!!!

COMPANY!!! POOP! COMPANY!!!

PREPARE TO THROW!..On THree...TWo....

Written by DREADWARLORDFBH, 04-03-2002 10:51 AM

ok now thats just replusive (walks towards monkeys and turns on plasma bow wave)

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 10:55 AM

Lemme see..Quicksilver Speed...Invulnerability...Magneto Powers..30 Cubic yards of Monkey Shit...BRING IT ON!!!!!"

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 11:03 AM

*Fire 3 to them alll*

(and the poop only made it worse...)

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 10:58 AM

Watches as the DreadWarlord destroys the monkeys.

Ah well. 'Tis not as if they would have made for an appropriate army of Darkness. Monkeys are such... un-fear-inspiring creatures. But this mess of entrails upon my black marble floors will simply not do.

*claps hands*

A gaggle of zombies appear, slowly devoring the monkey remains and wiping the floor clean.

*frowns at Cheeks* It seems the other prisoner has awoken. I must do something about him soon.

Written by Ramz, 04-03-2002 10:59 AM

Punisher!Ramz miraculously gets up, runs, and jumps out the window.

DAMN YOUUU..... I WILL HAVE...... MY VENGENCE!!!.............

BOOM!!!

*Hits the floor*

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 11:04 AM

Punisher!Ramz raises his head and finds himself staring at the hem of a long black robe. He looks up and finds himself staring at Tanith.

*Dark Smile*

Well, hello there, my *dear* gunman. Why don't we... talk, while the Dread Warlord finishes his bout with Cheeks.

*turns on the hypnotic charm*

Written by Ramz, 04-03-2002 11:10 AM

Woman, you hypnotic charms do not and can not work on a jedi master!!!

*looks at her Dark Smile*

............... DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE DARK BEAUTY!!!

ahhh, I suppose a talk is in order....yes a talk....

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 07:16 PM

Ah, but the Dark Powers of Ravenloft supports me in all my endeavors, Sir Ramz. Their favor enhances my magic grants me powers far beyond what I started with.

And if you join me, you may... enjoy... the same.

*Dark Smile*

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 07:31 PM

*Sneaks stealthily up to mutilate Ramz*

Written by Ramz, 04-03-2002 07:32 PM

Though my powers are formidable indeed, perhaps I will accompany you....... for now.....

*M-Tanith - What was that?*

Brown cow, yes..... Do you like brown cow chocolate milk it incredibly tasty and refreshing...?

*M-Tanith - ah, yes....... I guess I do.*

starts walking to her castle.

hehehehehehe...

Written by Tanith, 04-03-2002 07:42 PM

MunchKing sneaks up to attack Ramz. Ramz whips around at the last second with his lightsaber. The two start duking it out

*Sigh* Good thralls are such a burden to maintain these days. :rolleyes:

Tanith starts to walk away, leaving the two to fight, when sudden she stops as if hearing something from far away.

The Dark Powers speak to me. They whisper of secrets and tell of mysteries... Hm... This is interesting.

*looks at the people fighting in the main hall*

There is more than enough time to return to this later. First, I must investigate this... disturbance. Chief! Make sure the Tower is cleaned up of blood and entrails before I return.

*POOF* (teleports off)

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 07:46 PM

HAHAHA!!! BATTLE SCREEN!! *casts quick* *summons Bahaumet Z x2 Twice* BLOCK THAT YOU INFIDEL!!

Written by Ramz

*Ramz casts charms* *Casts Cascade of cutting terror.*

-While throwing my lightsaber. It allows me to make hundreds of copies of it. This spell also makes it impossible to dodge.

*also, casts iron kettle body*

-Doubles my durability.

HAHAHAHA!!! You're measly pets are dead! Now face me hand to hand!!!

EDIT: I shale be back in aprox. 3 hours!!! do not think That I ran from our duel!!!!

Written by DREADWARLORDFBH, 04-03-2002 08:03 PM

( Charges across the hall launching a plasma wave a cheeks. )
(BADOOM)
(I wonder where the dark lady is going)
Phases out and follows

Written by Lengthy, 04-03-2002 07:58 PM

Lengthy wonders why so many flock to the dark Tanith..

Lengthy has decided to test the battle skills of these shadows before moving on to those more skillful examples..

Therefore Lengthy proposes a duel with the champion of your choice Dark Tanith. Should Lengthy win, then Lengthy requires only to discuss any evil plans the Lady Tanith may have.

Should Lengthy lose, which Lengthy must point out is very unlikely, then Lengthy will join you as your humble servant.

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 08:04 PM

HA!!! the MunchKING ACCEPTS YOUR FOOLISH CHALENGE ON BEHALF OF THE CUTE M-TANITH!!!

Written by Lengthy, 04-03-2002 08:06 PM

Lengthy feels that he must point out that D-Porting is not a viable strategy for winning the proposed duel.

Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 08:09 PM

FOOLISH MORTAL!! THE MUNCHKING NEEDS NO PUNY PORTING TO WIN HIS BATTLES!!! YOU FACE THE ULTIMATE TERROR IN COMBAT!!!

Written by Mg_knt, 04-03-2002 08:08 PM

*punches in a number on his cell phone.* Yes please tell Mr. Xan that I have some products that he might be intrested in and he can meet me in Mexico City. Yes this is Mr. Grimm. Thank you. *hangs up after calling Mr. X's office.*

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 08:18 PM

Holding the corpse of Marcel from friends in his arms, ala the Supergirl/Superman cover from Crisis:

My Army of Simian Evil!!! Nooooooo! Curse you, you bastards! You've killed my Monkey Buddies! I..shall be...REVENGED!!!

Stomps his foot

Errr...can someone give me a lift outta here? Saintjon doesn't have dimension travel powers.

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 09:01 PM

DREADWARLORDFBH, quote: I can take down length just fire a hyper speed Plasma bow wave at him (rember as I get faster they get more powerful)

And I'm making off with your pants while you do...ya got nothing to counter Quicksilver speed, there, Bunky.

Written by DREADWARLORDFBH, 04-03-2002 09:03 PM

I can jump my self up to that speed by phasing most of me into another dimension.

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 09:05 PM

be that as it may

I Got yer pants! Neener, neener, neener!

Written by DREADWARLORDFBH, 04-03-2002 09:09 PM

(spins round runs foward and flings plasma bow wave a cheeks) (puts on new pair of pants) (despatchs gargoyles to get cheeks ) (contiues after the dark lady)

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 09:17 PM, 04-03-2002 09:21 PM

I would like to point out..I got Lengthy's pants, too!

I would also like to point out.... Lengthy is my bessst friend.

YEAH! Lengthy is the smartest, and the bravest, and the best. And looking more and more attractive by the minute...I mean, I'm not gay but...

Written by Lengthy 04-03-2002 09:26 PM

This statement, combined with the fact that you wish to possess Lengthy's pants disturbs Lengthy very much.

Written by BlackWarMewtwo 04-03-2002 08:44 PM

*uses his powers to follow M-Tanith*

My lady, I must request that you allow me to guard you on this mission. I can be very useful to you.

Written by Genma:TheDestroyer 04-03-2002 09:32 PM

Chief Defender pulls a baseball bat from subspace, a black aura springs up around him and his eye begins to violently twitch.

How dare you even speak to one such as her! Miscreant, you're not fit to touch the ground she walks on! Now begone before I am forced to demonstrate to you your rightful place.

Written by Lengthy 04-03-2002 09:36 PM

Lengthy would inform Chief D of BlackWarMewtwo's dangerous powers but would rather watch the carnage.

Written by Genma:TheDestroyer 04-03-2002 10:04 PM

Bah! No power is too much for me to handle! For I am a KOTTT (Knight Of The True Temptress) The vengeance of Heaven is slow but sure. This foul poser shall fall to the might of yon Louisville Slugger! For I am, The Blue Thunder Of Cbub Message Boards!

(Lightning flashes in the background)

BlackWarMewtwo , quote: First you have to get there. Tanith went off alone, and I followed her with my powers. Do your powers let you get somewhere you don't know of?

Are you trying to confuse me lowly one? Know this, nothing, be it man or god, will keep me from my mistress. It does not matter if I have to walk through the coldest poles, or hellfire itself, NOTHING shall keep me from my rightful ruler. Details are for peasants. Fool.

Written by Mg_knt 04-03-2002 04:28 PM

{Mr.Grimm}
*Keeps calling Mr. X's office leaving messages about how it is important that they meet sometime in Mexico City.*

Written by The Watcher 04-03-2002 10:05 PM

Quantum Cheeks

Once Cheeks is alone, a figure appears in front of him. He recognizes it as the image of the man who hired him.

Before you say anything, no, I'm not actually here. I'm in a holographic imaging chamber back on Earth, and the transdimensional tranceiver I gave you is relaying my signal through your nervous system directly into your cerebral cortex. You are the only one that can see me.

The figure pokes his hand through Cheeks to prove he's a hologram.

This is the safest way to check up on you. So how goes your mission? Have you successfully infiltrated The Temptress's organization? What do you have to report?

The figure looks at Cheeks, waiting impatiently for his report.

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder

Ahhhh! It's a ghost!!!! Don't haunt me forever, Meddler! I swear I didn't mean it with the Kool-aid in the showe..what's that? Hologram?

I knew that.

My report: **Ahem** This sucks! Do you know they don't even have TV here? I'm freakin' missing BUFFY over here. And what the HELL is up with the color scheme..it's all grey, grey, grey. Man, this dimension is like watchin' freakin' paint dry. I have never been so bored.

Still I have captured these following military targets:

(1) 30 Zombie Warriors. Not the kind of Zombie Warrior's that move..the other kind. Y'know, the kind that lay there, dead.

(2) Mirror-Tanith's Paddle of Might. Until Lengthy told me to give it back.

(3)...and most importantly..I have confiscated LizardDude pants! Hoo-hoo! Three cheers for me!!!

on the down side,
(1) My army was deystroyed
(2) I gave all the weapons and stuff you sent with me to Lengthy, because he's my friend
(3) I can't get back home with these powers, and am stuck here with these weirdos who seem intent on killing me.

Written by Nobody

*Bamf*

*nobody dusts himself off*

Hey, a fellow HALST member!! You need help escaping from this dark corner of AD&D? There's nothing interesting around here but Undead... And apparently a bunch of evil people trying to kill each other... :rolleyes:

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 10:26 PM

POOF*

* Interesting... it seems the Mists of Ravenloft are not as ironclad around this realm after all. No matter. 'Tis the will of the Dark Powers who may enter and leave at will. But their whispered commands... they add to my power. The physics of my Domain are mine to control: who comes and who leaves.

*looks around*

Bah. The fools still fight amongst themselves. Only two even noticed my absence.

Chief D! Did I not command you to clean up this mess before I return! Hmph. Servants these days are such useless creatures.

As for you, Lengthy, I would send the Shadowstalker as my champion. Feel free to cast forth your true might. If he is truly loyal to me, the powers of my Domain will support him to victory. If not, then I would be rid of a potential traitor.

Written by Genma:TheDestroyer 04-03-2002 11:21 PM

My golden one has seen fit to give me one of her heavenly orders. Very well madam, this mess shall be cleaned at once. As soon as I find that elusive Mr. Clean fellow. He's never around when you need him for something.

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 10:38 PM

Wooo-hooo! I'm gonna go join Halst!!!

Er...which one's Halst again? I get them all confused. Izzat the one with the evil bald dude, or the one with the hot chick?

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 10:45 PM

Both??

Well actually, KK isn't bald, and Tanith only shows up occasionally. I don't think she's a member. But it's the one that your oh-too-serious Mirror version is against...

Written by The Watcher 04-03-2002 10:47 PM

The Meddler's hologram angrily strides toward Cheeks.

YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING! I hired you to infiltrate The Temptress's forces and you will stay here and do it!

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 10:50 PM

Oooohh..so YOU'RE HALST. I was confused there for a minute.

Awwwwww...do I have to go back? Filthy backwards dimension, anyway, hell, I bet they don't even HAVE Pinball.

How 'bout I infiltrate the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders instead?

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 10:55 PM

So are you leaving with me, or not? My window of opprotunity is slipping rapidly...

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 10:57 PM

Flips a coin...

Let's let fate decide! Call it!

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 11:03 PM

heads

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 11:07 PM

*zaps the coin*

*Dark Smile*

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 11:09 PM

AH SHOOT!!! I've been noticed!! Comon!!

*disappears along w/ Mirror Cheeks*

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 11:11 PM

Nope. Not heads. Burnt runny metal side is up. And down, now that I think of it.

Gets grabbed

Bye Lengthy 'ol buddy...Call me sometime we'll get togeth...

What THE HELL was I thinking! Lengthy?!?! I need a drink. And a drink for a chaser. And maybe wash it down with a drink.

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 11:17 PM

Nobody and Cheeks land in a black room with no windows or doors. A faint glow from a corner of the ceiling is their only light. A figure appears.

Did you think you can escape *my* Domain without *my* permission? Nay, I think both of you shall stay here for my entertainment yet.

*Evil Laughter*

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 11:18 PM

*chuckles* Well, then I know just the place!!

*poof* The Resteraunt at the End of the Universe... Just go sit over there, and order a Pangalatic Gargle Blaster... On me!

*hands Cheeks a couple of bills*

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 11:21 PM

Dude...this restaurant BITES!!

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 11:25 PM

DOH!!! Something musta gone wrong... Probably some overblown Local chick thinks she's a deity... Look Stand right behind me...

*Summons Big Mini-gun* Take this! Unloads a bunch of rounds into the figure.

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 11:32 PM

Nobody starts shooting at Tanith, but as he shoots, the bullets turn into harmless shadows as they exit the gun.

Fools! Do you think you can harm me in my own Domain? HA! You shall never be able to depart without my leave! However I give you the choice to join me... or perhaps persuade me by other means...

*Sly Smirk at Nobody* Think on it.

*POOF* (teleports away)

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 11:34 PM

*glares suspisously*

You've met my duplicate haven't you?? What's the matter, he to psycho or evil for you? Well... Ummm... If the choises are joining you, or *joining* you.... Ummm... can I think about it for a moment??

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 11:39 PM

That is a puzzler. I choose "C" have a sandwich

Looks at Mirror-Tanith

No sandwich, eh? **sigh** I'll go with the second one, if you Zap Lizarddude for killin' my monkeys.

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 11:48 PM

*POOF* (Teleports back in)

So one of you has chosen. However, while it would be inhospitable of me to attack my own guest, the Dread Warlord, I can give you the chance to avenge your... minions' deaths yourself.

*gestures*.... *POOF* (Cheeks gets teleported into the front hall, where the Dread Warlord has also just teleported in)

And you? Have you decided? *Nobody shakes his head*

Hmph. Don't try my patience. Meanwhile, you may roam the Tower at will. I might need this room later.

Tanith gestures, and a door appears in the room. Then she teleports away.

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 11:51 PM

WAIT A MInute!!! I got an idea!!!

*Whips out a cell phone and punches in 555-6565*

yes, Ill take two of #4445056 please, a half a dozen #55604234, yeah and five of the #66940494

*Three seconds after he orders a scooter comes out of nowhere*

Package for Nobody

Thank you. *signs on the line then wtches as the scooter drives off*

Just what we need!!! *Walks over to a wall carefully concealling the package from Tanith. Nobody bends down and opens the box. *

Yesssss... *QUickly reaching in Nobody does something is the box and a hissing sound is heard*

COver your EARS!!!

BOOM!!!!!!

*All that that remains are 3 sooty people... the room lies in ruins around them*

Loony Toon tech, you gotta love it!!!

*Quickly teleports away (with m-Cheeks) while M-Tanith is distracted*

Written by Tanith 04-04-2002 12:05 AM

Nobody and Cheeks attempt to escape. However, Nobody appears alone in a room exactly like the one he just left, except without the soot. Tanith appears again.

*Irritated* Stop that! You are getting dirt everywhere in my Tower.

Nobody: Where's Cheeks?

He's finishing his interrupted duel with the Dread Warlord in revenge for his... monkeys. And *you* will remain in this Tower until I give my leave for your departure. :mad:

So said, Tanith turns around and glides out the door.

Written by Nobody 04-04-2002 12:11 AM

HEY!!! You were distracted!!! That's GOd-moding!!! Get back here!!! &(((*&(&&*(&&^%(^*&*&^ How *does* she do that... oh well, guess I'll have to get creative... er

I know... "HEY TANITH!!! Get back here!! I wanna talk!!"

Written by Tanith 04-04-2002 12:13 AM, 04-04-2002 12:14 AM

As Nobody rants and raves about God-Moding and such.... Tanith's voice suddenly comes out from the darkness.

Indeed. And what else would you call a Domain Lord (or Lady) of Ravenloft but a near-God(dess)?

The voice falls silent, leaving Nobody alone in the dark room once more

Nobody, quote: "HEY TANITH!!! Get back here!! I wanna talk!!"

*POOF* Tanith appears next to Nobody after he yells for a while for her attention

You wished to speak? *Evil Smirk*

Written by Nobody 04-04-2002 12:20 AM

Yes... I've come to reallize that despite the *odd* temporal physics of this place, one thing should remain constant. "Intersically super-imposed difinitated limits." Therefore you let me go right now... or *he pulls his hand around from behind his back revelling a dead-man Switch* I'm forced to turn this entire castle into a slag heap. I'm not reveling the exact details in order to prevent you from stopping it, however be quite sure that if you do not releace me immediatly, there will be nothing left of this standoff...

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 04:26 PM

As Nobody stands there waving around the dead man's switch, Tanith smiles.

My. Aren't you feisty. But this Tower is but an extension of *my* Will. Created by *my* whims. Destroy it and I would merely replace it with another.

Besides, can you resist my dark influence in your mind?

*smiles hypnotically*

Nobody's eyes start to glaze over as Tanith steps closer and closer to him.

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 04:34 PM

NOt just this tower... *Nobody gasps* YOU!! The limits inherent within your very being...

Dark ifluance? shoot!! *Nobodies other hand reaches for his pocket. A small red and white ball drops out. *

YES!!!

*as the ball drops, there is a blinding falsh of energy and a large black dog appears*

Dumbdog HELP!! *The dog jumps in between Nobody and M-Tanith as Nobody's willpower drains and he feels his brain glazing over.*

Written by Tanith

Nobody's dog jumps at Tanith, but is knocked back by an invisible force. Before it can recover, it is suddenly drained of its life force and translocated away.

Now then, my dear... where were we?

Tanith steps even closer to Nobody.

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 05:09 PM

*The dog growl low in throat, flames whisp ing from its mouth*

*Suddenly it let loose with a huge curtain of flame*

(God-ess wannabe, or not, that should at least let me regain coconcousess. probably Immolate you for a time.)

ALRIGHT! *Nobody said, with renewed vigor* This entire castle is amanifestation of your will, ehhh... take this!! DumbDog FireBlast!!

*Nobody quickly grabbed another Poke'ball and threw it, making sure to keep his hand on the dead-man's switch*

*A small poofy ball jumped out with a "Jiigally!!" While the dog let loose with another massive burst of Fire.*

SING!!!

*The ball of fluff nods and then starts a hypnotic tune, "Jiggally-Jig-jig-ally-jig-a-li puff"*

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 05:18 PM

After translocating the dog off to where Cheeks was, Nobody releases a Jigglypuff. With a exasperated sigh, Tanith gestures once more and translocates it to where the Shadowstalker was.

You managed to hold your senses long enough to send two minions at me. Impressive.

*Dark Smile*

I *like* that in a thrall.

Tanith takes on final step and leans in...

Written by The Watcher 04-03-2002 04:41 PM

Lothos, center me on Cheeks

The Meddler Hologram relocates just in front of Cheeks

You are not to risk your life unnecessarily fighting the Lizard. I'm paying you to keep tabs on the Temptress and act as my agent in this realm, not get yourself killed.

The Meddler waits to listen to any objections Cheeks has.

Listen, do what I say and I can arrange for you to watch Buffy. After all, I'm feeding my hologram directly into your brain. I could easily do the same with a tv signal. And I'll see if I can arrange a pizza to get to you somehow. But only if you obey me. If you don't, no pizza or tv for you. Got it?

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 04:45 PM

AHHHH! It's a ghost! Save me from the scary ghost!!!!

listens

Hmmm. A ghost with PIZZA. I like how you think, Deadboy.

Written by The Watcher 04-03-2002 04:54 PM

How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a ghost, I'm a transdimenionally transmitted hologram neurally downloaded into...

looking at Cheeks expression of incomprehension

Never mind. I'll see you later.

The Meddler punches a key on a small control box and a glowing doorway appears

Remember, you're supposed to gain her trust and keep an eye on her. Don't get distracted by other things.

The Meddler walks through the doorway and then it dissappears

Written by CheeksTheToyWonder 04-03-2002 04:58 PM

Right. Got it boss.

seconds pass

Ohmygod! It's a dog with a fluffy tail! Right outside the window!

runs after the dog

Written by Genma:TheDestroyer 04-03-2002 05:03 PM

The MunchKING, quote: *stalks up and down the halls looking for a fight*

Halt foul knave! How dare you 'stalk up and down the halls looking for a fight.' Do you not know this whole area belongs to my mistress, The Temptress? No one may set foot upon this hollowed ground save her noble servants, such as my self. My name you ask? I am Chief Defender, The Blue Thunder of the Cbub Message Boards! (Lightning flashes in the background) Prepare to meet your doom heathen! (Pulls a bowling pin out of sub-space, grins insanely) Now....DIE!!!

Written by The MunchKING 04-03-2002 05:13 PM

*Pulls out Twin Katana's*

Oh buddy,, did you pick the wrong A$$hole to F*** with!!! BATTLE SCREEN!!!!

*casts Fire 3*

Written by Genma:TheDestroyer 04-03-2002 05:31 PM

(Chief gets up, slightly burned, but none the worse for wear)

That...hurt. Humph, you think such a paltry light show such as that will put me down! Nothing, I say nothing will keep me from guarding milady's home. Your magiks are nothing to a warrior such as I. Know this, I take no pleasure in turning you into a grimy pulp!

(Retrieves the MOTHER of all marbles, with a width of over a hundred feet, and a height to match. With some effort Chief manages to get it going.)

He..hehe.heehaahah......AHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!! Know your folly, foul miscreant! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Written by The MunchKING 04-03-2002 05:35 PM

*The giant marble rolls into him and then dissappears. a knee-tall glowing 499 appear by The MunchKING's feet*

four hundred and 99 damage?? What was that marble deity-Juice??

*casts Merton*

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 05:27 PM

OOC: OK don't even give me a chance here... Ptthbt...

"OK Madme Tanith, what is your bidding??"

Written by Tanith 04-03-2002 05:34 PM

*Smirk* That is *much* better.

*leans in for a loooong kiss*

Suddenly, a loud crash is heard somewhere far off in the Tower.

Chief D: The vengeance of heaven shall destroy you, you foul demon!! Have at thee! *crash*

*frowns* Don't tell me they got into the room with the breakables.

*Sigh* Good help is so hard to find these days. *Looks at Nobody* Hmm... I think he'll keep for a while as I attend to this.

*teleports off to stop the fighting*

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 05:56 PM

Whhhhhhhhewwwwwwwwwwww.... And I thought Plot Devices like that only happened on TV... * nobody wondered who had started the fight... Whomever it was Nobody owed them a favor* Nobody carefully disarmed his Deadman switch. He wasn't quite ready to die just yet.*

*Pulls out a homing becon*

Good, this will let me latch on to DumbDog's collar. *disappears*

Written by The Watcher 04-03-2002 05:58 PM

The Meddler is on the phone. His image inducer is set on an appearance he hasn't used before. A figure looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger dressed in medieval garb stands unmoving a short distance away.

...I don't care how you do it, Senator, but I want that bill passed. Do what ever it takes.

He puts the phone down and swivels his chair to face the implacably patient figure.

Now, let's see if Warren's reprogramming took. T-800, who am I?

You are my master. I must obey your every command.

Excellent. Your new mission is to take that pizza over there and deliver it to this man. *calls up hologram of Cheeks* You will go to the Ravenloft portal in Khazan and go through. Once in Ravenloft you will locate this man and attempt a secret rendezvous to deliver the pizza. You will do what ever it takes to avoid discovery by any of these people *hologram changes to that of The Temptress and her suitors* until I order otherwise. Let's see you test out the predator cloaking device I had Warren install in you.

The Terminator shimmers and then vanishes, with only a barely discernable distortion in the air to mark where he was. After a few seconds, he shimmers back into visibility.

Good, it works. Now go and complete your mission. Once you've delivered the pizza try to return through the portal. If for some reason you can't, maintain a low profile and await further instructions.

By your command.

The Terminator walks to the table and picks up the pizza and gun that was sitting there. The Meddler opens a gate next to him.

I'll be back.

The gate closes behind him

Whether that's possible remains to be seen.

Written by Nobody 04-03-2002 06:00 PM

*reappears next to his dog and M-Cheeks* Your still here?? Come on!! We don't know how long until she finds out I'm gone!!! *Nobody focuses on The HALST island and prays they make it back safely*

*Dissappears*

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