Written by Nobody, 04-01-2002 06:30 PM
Impudent fool!!! You are no match to begin with!! And you assume that I will face you with only the powers I already have? MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!! I intend to build my powers in other dimensions. By the time I come for you I will be unstoppable!!! I will kill the foolish girl Tanith!! HALST will crumble beneath my might!! You will spend the millenia in cryo-stasis reliving your worst nightmare!!!
You DARE threaten Tanith?? or HALST for that matter?? Go dirrectly to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
There!! Enjoy your stay on Rura-Pente!!
*Deviljon finds himself on a cold planet with snow flying everywhere*
Written by Tanith, 04-01-2002 06:33 PM
Tanith: ...OK, I should go to sleep now, it's over 4 AM here. It's been a pleasure, sweetie
Why daaarling... how sweet of you to say so. :wink:
You DARE threaten Tanith??
And aren't just soo sweet for defending me. *blows kiss* Now, why don't--
Hey!! What do you think you're doing, you pawn of Torak!! Go get your own account!
*pouts* But this one is so nice. Why should *I* be the one to change my name anyway. :wink:
*bats eyes at KrispyKreme*
*bats eyes at KrispyKreme*
Grr... That's it!
Written by Nobody, 04-01-2002 06:38 PM
Ohhh... and I'm cheering for The One Who Does Not Talk In Red.
Written by Krispy Kreme, 04-01-2002 06:45 PM
Naturally. After all, alternate-Krispy is an upstanding guy. His civilian/everyday personality is kind, and polite. The guy helps pick up groceries when the bottom of someone's bag tears out, he brings stray, wounded animals to the vet instead of just going on his merry way, makes apple pies & pecan sandies for his local community's bake sales and donates money to the soup kitchens in his city.
Unfortunately, within him lies a seperate persona. A ghost who never reveals himself to the rich, militant super(and non super)-powered group he commands; instead, he relies on his developed abilities to keep any upstarts from trying to grasp any power which is beyond their reach. The fear he uses to subdue others, while cruel, proves effective among his 'peers'. This ghost is also capable of ordering the destruction of sentient life without hesitation - if need be.
Maybe he just needs a little guidance, some help to find better, kinder, more humanitarian ways of dealing with situations without making it seem like a weakness. A weakness which others would take as an opportunity to overthrow his command, risking their very destruction in order to step into a higher level of power & influence.
Not quite a super powered butler, but he does have his layers.
Written by Tanith, 04-01-2002 07:00 PM
I'm happy to report that Mirror-Tanith will not be troubling us for a while now. I knocked her out, took her to Khazan, and shoved her through a rift to Ravenloft. Let's see her escape from there without anyone to follow back.
Written by The Watcher, 04-01-2002 ???
figure exits through a gate which closes just as another one opens
Hey Tanith, I've got the press passes you wanted from Khazan. Who was that dude who just left, by the way?
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-01-2002 08:33 PM
I offer we grant Mirror-Cheeks a position in HALST!! (Comeon!! Using A giant temple to play video games??)
I'd love to guys, but I've already joined team evil, at least as long as the buffet holds out. Heck, I'll let you listen in on our meetings!
The Meddler: We must strike fast and hard! The more time they have to prepare, the more defenses they will have built up! We must dey...
Hey! Super-badass-mofo-Eyeman dude!
The Meddler: **Sigh** MirrorCheeks, I TOLD you there were no more cocktail weenies.
Nah. That's all good. I slipped Mr. X (aka evil Krispy) some Ex-lax and stole his when he went to the john...I wanted to know what this big gun thingy is I found in your storeroom.
The Meddler: That is the Kill-o-Zap Ray Gun! Stolen from a deadly parallel universe of utmost danger, it fires a laser beam of unimaginable destructive for...HEY! I see you back there! Are you going to listen, or are you going to stand behind my back and whisper "It's a vibrator" over and over.
I can do both. Heylook! Mirror-Ramz has bunny ears!
MirrorRamz: (under his breath): I'm gonna kill him. I sweartoGod I'm gonna kill him.
Meddler: AHEM! As I was saying....
Wake me up when it's time for me to unveil my new, ultimate weapon. (loud snoring)
Meddler: All right...all right. You have the floor.
Woo-hoo! Now then, fellow purveyors of un-niceness, I've thought long and hard, and I've realized there is one thing that we've overlooked. Morale. What's to keep our spirits up after a long, hard day annoying those Butt-Ponies in HALST... And, due to my genius, I've come up with the answer...CHEERLEADERS IN SKIMPY OUTFITS!!!
Cheerleaders: Gimme an E! Gimme a V! Gimme an I! Gimme an L! What's it spell?
Hey Mr. X glad you're back. Did you find the sarah wrap on the toilet seat? OW! HEY! That hurt! OW!!! Well, if that's how your going to be, I'm (HEY, I almost broke a nail there!) Going home! C'mon dragon army.
Sooooo..you say there's an opening in HALST? I got cheerleaders!
Sooooo..you say there's an opening in HALST? I got cheerleaders!
Written by Jaffa, 04-02-2002 04:14 AM
This is the captain of the Company battlecruiser Oblivion. I do not have long, but I record this log in the hopes that it will be found and our deaths avenged.
It begun when the Company senior members returned from an unsuccesful mission in some mirror universe, where thay had fought a battle with their doubles on a battleship much like this, known as Death From Above.
Minutes later, after the memebers had retired to rest, we registered an anomaly in the space-time continuum next to the Oblivion. Before we could react, we were surrounded by small, flying onjects. Right after appearing, they cloaked.
The Oblivion's hull was breached in several places, and alert was sounded. The ship's highly trained security forces sent to stop the invaders have not reported back.
We do not know who attacked us, even if some information came in of member Ramz trying to kill junior associate Cheeks.
We have not had contact with any of the security teams in 30 minutes. The ship has taken heavy damage, and the reactor core is close to meltdown. We will not survive. This message will be broadcasted on all frequencies in the hopes that some Company members survive. We....*
So far, there is no information of any Company survivors. However, we remain hopeful that the destruction of their (clearly inferior) battlecruiser has eliminated the threat posed by the Mirror-universe's hostile superhumans.
As for the destruction of the ship Oblivion, all information is classified.
Written by The Watcher, 04-02-2002 05:41 AM
Well this is an interesting development. Though not surprising. It looks like my colleagues may be out of the picture for a while. I should probably ascertain their whereabouts.
The Meddler uses his uncanny senses to find his associates. Upon seeing whatever has happened to him he sits back and rubs his chin in thought.
Hmmmm, interesting. Now how shall I use this to my advantage?
Written by Mr. X, 04-02-2002 09:25 AM
Attacked a cruiser, similar to our own. Neutralized three operatives single-handedly. Plus.
But the other agents hadn't fared as well during the attack. Minus.
The Oblivion was attacked earlier, while I monitored them secretly as a mechanic. Minus.
Escaped, with body intact, into the Astral Plane. Plus.
Appointment book has a trip scheduled to the Culture universe @ 3 o'clock. Plus.
Judged the capabilities of my own forces against a rogue group from another dimension, as well as cataloguing some of the Company agents counterparts' powers. Plus.
Materializes into the normal plane of existence. Unfortunately, Mr. X was nearly spotted by a stranded motorist needing a jump start from another car. Oh well. Count this for another good deed for the day.
*alter image inducer*
Excuse me ma'am. I think I might be able to help you with that.
Written by The MunchKING, 04-02-2002 06:25 PM
THIS WILL CAUSE YOU TO RUN IN TERROR, SO I GET THE THRILL OF HUNTING YOU DOWN AND SLAUGHTERING YOU LIKE PIGGIES!!! (or maybe AS piggies!!) BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I SHALL GET THOUSANDS OF exp AND BECOME THE DISTILLED ESSENCE OF MUNCHKINDOM!!!!
Written by The Watcher
Ah good, yet another potential threat out of the way.
steeples his hands together like Montgomery Burns
Excellent. I really must send that other Tanith a thank you card.
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-02-2002 07:35 PM
|The Watcher, quote:
Don't be silly. I don't take such stupid risks. I hire foolish adventuring parties for that kind of work.
MirrorCheeks(Currently with Z-Man's Powers): Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Me! Pick me! Me!
Written by Genma:TheDestroyer, 04-02-2002 11:13 PM
Written by Tanith, 04-02-2002 11:28 PM
Tanith: Hey Chief!
Chief D: What dost thou wish of me? I am busy tending to the shrine of my fair tigress!
*Sigh* Okay... Let's do this the hard way then.
*Concentrates*....*POOF* (Puts on illusion of Akane)
Akane-sama! Oh my fair tigr--
*POOF* (Anime Mallet of Righteousness TM appears)
CHIEF NO BAKA! *WHAM*
Belov---urk. *drops unconscious*
...Right. -_-! *grabs him and drags him off*
Written by Jaffa, 04-03-2002 12:25 AM
No, wait, we are receiving a message from one of our probes. It appears to be from my evil mirror-double:
As I anticipated, the Oblivion is under attack. It was foolish of them to assume that if we could attack the extradimensional cruiser Death From Above, we would be safe on our own.
Fortunately, as always, my contingencies are ready. As we allied ourselves with the bearded gater and the sorceress, I was able to scan her translocating aura. It would appear, and further evidence supports this, that her power doesn't allow independent portation at all, but instead, allows her to access the lingering dimensional rifts left by other porters.
An interesting side effect of her power allows me to access those ripples with my phase converter. Using it should allow my own teleporting to be magnified to such levels that I myself can escape this doomed vessel. Unfortunately, the machine is too large and cumbersome come with me, and so, I can only teleport once.
Presumably, I will end up where ever the sorceress is, since the wormhole created by the residual energies is fixed on her location. This should be no problem. I will take control of whatever resources that universe has to offer and teleport home. If the sorceress is useful, perhaps I will allow her to live in my service.
The enemy will soon breach my chamber doors. I must delay no further.
So, it would seem that he did indeed end up in Ravenloft, where he will hopefully remain imprisoned. What will become of Mirror-Tanith and Chief Defender, remains to be seen.
On a side note it occurs to me, that according to Reed Richards' time stream theory, wouldn't all the dimensional travelers spawn an infinite number of themselves in alternate timelines. Or well, everyone would do that, but only the dimensional travelers might actually interact with their counterparts.
Would there eventually be a Council of Taniths, Nobodys, or KastOwts etc. (as there is a Council of Kangs)?
Written by The Watcher, 04-03-2002 08:58 AM
Opens a gate to Khazan and hands him a map and a bag of goldpieces.
Go to this portal in Khazan and walk through. You can use some of the gold to hire a party to assist you, and keep the rest.
Hands him a small camcorder and a wristwatch shaped device
You'll also need these. The camcorder is slaved to the transdimensional transceiver, so you should be able to send back video as well as make reports. Have a nice trip.
Watches MirrorCheeks leave and closes gate behind him.
Written by The Watcher, 04-03-2002 09:38 AM
Watcher: Or prehaps you should just get rid of him and dump him in some other dimension. Or just kill them.
Well, I'm not a big fan of killing, and he has dimensional travel too, so dumping him somewhere won't help. But I've got an idea.
Meddler, stay away from my world and don't visit the same dimensions I do or else!
Or else what?
Or else I'll blab about all your schemes and expose them to your enemies. Got that!
Opens gate and walks through.
Goody two-shoes bastard!
And good riddance!
Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 10:04 AM
I WILL RETURN SOMEDAY THOUGH!! SO YOU HAD BEST BEWARE!!!
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 02:03 PM
The leaders of each Nuclear Powered Country shall be faxed a copy of "Treaty 16a4: Re: Disarmament and removal of Nuclear Weapons" ...any who do not sign shall be....inconvenienced. Be it Blackmail, as I threaten to reveal their greatest fear to the world, or a payload of plastique delivered from 3 miles above onto their vehicles from my Eagle agents..(not designed to kill....yet....) I wish to demonstrate that (A) I am watching them. Always. And (B) As long as I know where they are, they are vulnerable.
My legions are all in radio contact as we speak, only waiting for my command from inside the temple.
Written by Nobody, 04-03-2002 02:10 PM
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 02:18 PM
I mean none of you any harm, yet, except for Jaffa who is a loose cannon and will be slain as soon as expidency allows, and I can spare my forces. As it stands my only goal is nuclear disarmament, and no lives have been lost. Would you challenge me in such a noble pursuit?
Written by The Watcher, 04-03-2002 02:30 PM
Uses Clairsentience to find his unique Temple
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Gate opens up under the Temple and drops it onto Athas
Say hello to the Thri-Keen for me.
Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 04:37 PM
|The MunchKING, quote:
Is *that* All I have to do???
*Knocks on Cheecks Temple Door* Pizza Delivery!!!
Extra helpings of Death!!!
Come on buddy, I ain't got all night!!! Come on, your not weasling out of a tip for thins pizza!!
*Bangs on the door*
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 04:40 PM
Written by The Watcher, 04-03-2002 04:46 PM
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 04:47 PM
(Simply tips the Temple over on top of the Munchking, squishing him beneath 100s of tons.)
Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 04:53 PM
Written by CheeksTheToyWonder, 04-03-2002 05:01 PM
Feel free to come inside.....**Bwahahahahahahaha**
Written by The MunchKING, 04-03-2002 05:18 PM