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Captain Jack Sparrow
Everyone knows that Jack Sparrow is my hero, my idle, my god...
This is my tribute, my shrine for my god!
...and then they made me their chief
"You forgot one very important thing, mate...I'm captain Jack Sparrow."
Norrington:you are without doubt the worst pirate i've ever heard of
Jack: but you HAVE heard of me
Jack: easy on the goods, darling
Elizabeth: you're despicable
Jack: sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're squared.
Jack:No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
Elizabeth:Yes, the rum is gone
Jack:Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth:One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
"Well, I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, Ecumenically, Grammatically...."
"I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate...know that.."
"Elizabeth, it would have never have worked between us darling, I'm sorry....Will...nice hat."
"MEN! You will always remember this was they day that...(falls off)"
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