Engrish Two Towers Subtitles
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Fly, you fools!
The one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer.
Then who are you talking to?
Let's face it Mr Frodo. We're lost.
Frodo abandons his grammar for a moment.
Frodo: What food have we got left?
This elvish old frog food is not bad...
Sam: I don't usually hold to foreign food...
... haven't you, Gollum?
Not sure what that means but I'm sure it's not pretty...
Frodo: Release him or I'll cut your throat.
So close, yet so far.
Sam: It's no more than you deserve!
Who you gonna call? Three Hunters!
Aragorn: ... home of the horse-lords.
Well, they got some of the words right...
Freda: But Papa says Čothan must not ride Garulf. She's too big for him!
Is that like shops?
Can you not see? Your uncle is wearied by your malcontent...
I suggest eating some icecream.
Too long have you watched my sister...