"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake..'hey hold still for a second'? No! Such is Mango!"
"Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! such is Mango!"
"Can you take the blue from the sky? Can you put the wind in your pocket? Can you catch a rainbow? No! Such is Mango!"
"No Mango for you! Why must I be Mango? Why I ask? Why God, why? Why can't I be someone normal like John Ritter?"
"Mango is like a drug. You must have more and more and more of the Mango until there is no Mango left. Not even for Mango!"
"You can't a have a the Mango!"
"No Go away! I don't like you!"
"NO! Go! Get away! Get away! I just want to be alone! Mango wants to be alone!"
"You thought what? That I was what? A homo-gay wee-hoo! NO! Mango is as straight as the come!!"
"Why does everyone think I'm GAY!?!"